This Monday, James Cameron is apparently going to be holding a press conference in New York where allegedly he will be unveiling the Coffins of Jesus, Mary and Mary Magdalene... apparently with the bodies inside.
I liked this better when Tom Robbins wrote it as Another Roadside Attraction. In all seriousness though I am not looking forward to seeing what comes of this. Its a bad setup in to many ways.
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There will be no one inside and he will tell people that their absence is all an elaborate metaphor and everyone will get bored and turn the television off.
i hope he lost his mind and this ends up making it very obvious that he has and he just pulls a couple skeletons out and starts making them talk and shit
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How the fuck does a filmmaker get that kind of shit?
"But film-makers Cameron and Jacobovici claim to have amassed evidence through DNA tests, archeological evidence and Biblical studies, that the 10 coffins belong to Jesus and his family."
They belong to a Jesus and his family, but not the jesus and his family. The people that bitch about the Bible being inconsistant seem to always be the first ones to try and use it as historical fact.
"It took 20 years for experts to decipher the names on the ten tombs. They were: Jesua, son of Joseph, Mary, Mary, Mathew, Jofa and Judah, son of Jesua."
20 years to read a few names. How long did it take this guy to come up with irrefutable proof that the bodies inside these caskets are most certainly the bodies of Christ and his family?
"Israel's prominent archeologist Professor Amos Kloner didn't associate the crypt with the New Testament Jesus. His father, after all, was a humble carpenter who couldn't afford a luxury crypt for his family. And all were common Jewish names."
James cameron has been an archeologist for how long?
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Dude's been in Tiger Beat.
i'd piss off religious people for fun too
It's the subject of his new documentary apparently
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We got more Terminator.
And it sucked.
Well he's also been working on a sci-fi epic
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They belong to a Jesus and his family, but not the jesus and his family. The people that bitch about the Bible being inconsistant seem to always be the first ones to try and use it as historical fact.
"It took 20 years for experts to decipher the names on the ten tombs. They were: Jesua, son of Joseph, Mary, Mary, Mathew, Jofa and Judah, son of Jesua."
20 years to read a few names. How long did it take this guy to come up with irrefutable proof that the bodies inside these caskets are most certainly the bodies of Christ and his family?
"Israel's prominent archeologist Professor Amos Kloner didn't associate the crypt with the New Testament Jesus. His father, after all, was a humble carpenter who couldn't afford a luxury crypt for his family. And all were common Jewish names."
James cameron has been an archeologist for how long?
DNA evidence from a 2007 year old corpse
How compelling. You can prove that it was a man.