I only regret that I have but one life to give for my apples. Etc.
Could you send over my hand, or has Valkun already submitted for the round? Also, am I correctly interpreting that despite, his avowance of dominance before the game began, Valkun has in fact won no green cards?
I only regret that I have but one life to give for my apples. Etc.
Could you send over my hand, or has Valkun already submitted for the round? Also, am I correctly interpreting that despite, his avowance of dominance before the game began, Valkun has in fact won no green cards?
Said hand is on the way, I'm having Val PM it to me in its current form. As far as I know, he is green-free.
And I of course grant pardon to those who already submitted. You are not asses. Not yet anyway.
I got them in and almost made. Just today's a little busy. Expect them in a few hours, and then I'll let every ceremonially whip me as punishment for taking so long.
The CIA is right out along with Golf-Ball-Sized Hail.
My Personality and Barbara Walters are closer to firey and with a vague hint of sulfur then they are fuzzy.
I dislike horses and beanie babies so they're out as well.
Pond Scum reminds me of biology which I failed once, that's out.
Down to Construction Workers and The Ozone Layer...
The latter is more of a toasty warm so...
My hat is off to you hairy potentially non-english speakers of America.
For the record, I was golfball-sized hail, and I picked it because none of my cards fit at all, so I went with the absurdist option and picked the least-fitting card instead.
Unfortunately I got out-absurded. Curse you construction workers!
The image generator is a fucking dick, so I'm just going to type the cards up here for you to judge. And when I can edit things to include pictures, I will.
Complicated
Global Warming(Is it hot in here, or is it just me?)
Wood Chippers("I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper." - Marge Gunderson, Fargo)
Homework(Something to do during commercials)
Madame Curie(1867-1934, French chemist and physicist who won a Nobel Prize for her work on radiation)
Steven Spielberg (1947-, American movie director and producer, and overachiever. From E.T. to Schindler's List...)
Israel(located on the Mediterranean, the state of Israel was created by a 1948 U.N. mandate)
First Day of School ("Fear has many eyes" - Cervantes)
Divorce(It's a trial separation, that goes to trial)
The Vatican(The Papal State in the middle of Rome. Home of the Pope, Swiss Guards, and lots of pigeons)
Posts
The Spork thanks you for this further victory.
When the next green card is posted anyways.
also come on people send me your cards already. don't make me call you all asses
Could you send over my hand, or has Valkun already submitted for the round? Also, am I correctly interpreting that despite, his avowance of dominance before the game began, Valkun has in fact won no green cards?
Said hand is on the way, I'm having Val PM it to me in its current form. As far as I know, he is green-free.
And I of course grant pardon to those who already submitted. You are not asses. Not yet anyway.
We need only two cards - I have it on good authority that one will be in later today, and the other by Sunday, Spork.
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
My vote goes for the Hailstones.
And here I thought I was the only one with no cards that fit.
The owner of said hailstones needs to come out and say how they chose that particular card, because it's funny.
The CIA is right out along with Golf-Ball-Sized Hail.
My Personality and Barbara Walters are closer to firey and with a vague hint of sulfur then they are fuzzy.
I dislike horses and beanie babies so they're out as well.
Pond Scum reminds me of biology which I failed once, that's out.
Down to Construction Workers and The Ozone Layer...
The latter is more of a toasty warm so...
My hat is off to you hairy potentially non-english speakers of America.
Okay, we need to hear the story behind hailstones now; I need cheering up.
Disclaimer: Daius did not chose Beanie Babies. Daius chose "My Personality" because every other card would have been a fecking retarded choice.
Go hug a construction worker I dare you, they have more hair then the missing link. It's a Spork Fact.
Unfortunately I got out-absurded. Curse you construction workers!
I am still here, and I got the reference.
But I cannot keep readin the fun game if you pillocks afk out halfway through... :-(
Also using the NEW POST ALERT tactic should help.
Complicated
Seriously.