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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I just sleep on a mattress, find it much more comfier then my actual bed.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    J shshshshssssshhshsshhh

    you are being exaggerating by like a factor of 50

    Eh, not so much. Based on the pics you have posted, I am sure the 18 year old me would have found you, much like Silverchair and Third Eye Blind, to be shit hot

    I'm pretty sure there is no age limit on finding Haks to be beautiful. It's not as if one reaches a certain point and the definition of beauty changes.

    No, there really is. Nowadays I just cannot dig on people who are like a full decade younger than me.

    Beauty and "digging on" someone is different.

    Recognising the aesthetically pleasing configuration of both men and women is something I do regularly, without automatically thinking unf unf.
    ok this

    I can look at my little cousins (like 7-12) and be like "Wow she/he's going to grow up and have all the boys/girls salivating after her/him"
    definitely a pedo

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Or a futon or something.

    I mean, none of these things are that costly.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    I already had an air mattress, I just had to go get it from storage. No way I'm making enough money to pay for a bed right now, even if I could score it for $50.

    Organichu on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    There's a difference between pedophilia and being able to look at someone much younger than you and tell if they are attractive or not. That is much different than being attracted to youngins yourself.

    Edit: And once again MorningLord says it in more entertaining words.

    i wonder if identifying attraction is necessarily linked to being attracted...

    Maybe there are degrees. So one could be attracted without necessarily feeling compelled to act on it. And pedophiles act on it whereas non-pedos do not act on it.

    I'm not sure.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Since when is a proper bed and mattress really that expensive?

    It isn't. You can probably even get a decent mattress second hand.

    Though spending the cash on a good bed is the best money you will ever spend. Even more so if you are terminally non-single.

    We got one of those sleep number beds a few years back. The kind where you can set each side to a different pressure etc...

    Best. Purchase. Ever.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Look do I have to mention Aisha? I mean damn.

    (sorry Hakks)
    i don't get it

    Oh yeah you don't pray five times a day that's right.

    Organichu on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads
    guess what this guy's got

    Elendil on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    I have hair on my Jewplaces but none on my back or chest.

    Organichu on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Look do I have to mention Aisha? I mean damn.

    (sorry Hakks)
    i don't get it

    Oh yeah you don't pray five times a day that's right.
    the only time i pray is when something bad happens and i need a big man in the sky to curse off for being a dick

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    What is the psychological term for someone who finds nape-hair to be erotic?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads
    guess what this guy's got
    neckbeard

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What is the psychological term for someone who finds nape-hair to be erotic?

    Rapist?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads

    Hair is meh.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads
    guess what this guy's got

    Back hair is nasty elendil.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I may be a liar, a pig, a communist, a porn star, but I do not have a neckbeard

    Elendil on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    Since when is a proper bed and mattress really that expensive?

    Elitist!

    Gim on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads

    Hair is meh.

    Hair is something we make go away to make sex more enjoyable.

    _J_ on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads

    Hair is meh.

    Yes, hair (non-head) is highly overrated.

    James on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kosciuszko
    Kosciuszko

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Boo fuckers.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I had a full beard when I was 14. Nowadays its more like a thick fur with the exception of palms of my hands, bottom of feet and my forehead.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Since when is a proper bed and mattress really that expensive?

    Elitist!

    Commoner!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I had a full beard when I was 14. Nowadays its more like a thick fur with the exception of palms of my hands, bottom of feet and my forehead.

    ... you're an ape?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Boo fuckers.

    You are here.

    Sarksus on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I had a full beard when I was 14. Nowadays its more like a thick fur with the exception of palms of my hands, bottom of feet and my forehead.

    CAA-c1859.jpg

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads

    I've got toe hair like you wouldn't believe.

    Gim on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads
    guess what this guy's got

    Back hair is nasty elendil.
    Someday when you're older Sabs you may find hair where there wasn't hair before

    And you'll have sex with Fluffy Bunny

    And she'll be faking

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Boo fuckers.

    You are here.

    I am not there.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I kind of want a DSi.

    Not because I find any of the new feature compelling, but just because it's new. $170 is kind of ridiculous though. I could get a PSP for that price I think.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Organ leads a charmed life

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    I had a full beard when I was 14. Nowadays its more like a thick fur with the exception of palms of my hands, bottom of feet and my forehead.

    ... you're an ape?

    I wish. Their lower backs / spines are put together much more sensibly. And they still have fightin' teeth.

    Lucky bastards.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads
    guess what this guy's got

    Back hair is nasty elendil.
    Someday when you're older Sabs you may find hair where there wasn't hair before

    And you'll have sex with Fluffy Bunny

    And she'll be faking

    Don't all girls fake?

    _J_ on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kosciuszko
    Kosciuszko

    woozle-wuzzle

    Gim on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit i am not a pedo

    i like 'em older and with hair on places other than their heads

    I have hair in places you didn't even know existed Hakks :winky:

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I am currently sleeping on a boxspring on the floor.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    I always used to be paranoid that my body just sucked at being manly (small hands, small fingers, small dong, naturally weak, carry all my weight in my gut, no chest or back hair, blah blah). Now I compensate for my lack of manliness by driving an SUV and beating up on women.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Don't all girls fake?
    the female orgasm is a well known myth

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Speaking of folks, I saw something on Kauai that really stuck with me. We were at the blowhole (no, not the U. S. Senate) but the Spouting Horn, right on the shoreline, where onrushing wave action sluices through rock formations and spouts 20 or 30 feet in the air. They have a fenced off observation point and i was up there, just doing my usual lazy ass thing. Spouting water! Cool. There it goes again. Where do we eat?

    An elderly couple shuffled up the path, and I mean shuffled. These folks were ancient. Had probably been together 60 or so years. He had a cane, she used a walker. They were both stooped and bent–a pair of walking S curves. They got up to to the fence and looked out, enjoying the day and the late light.

    Next thing I know, the gentleman moved away from the fence and held up a cell phone camera, beckoning his wife to look his way. She turned, positively beaming. She had one of those sun hats on, the kind you tie around your neck with a big, old fashioned ribbon. She was beautiful. He shot a couple of those “my honey at the shore” shots. They came together for a brief hug. Then they shuffled off.

    I didn’t shoot. It was their moment, not mine. Two things ran through my head as I smiled both inwardly and outwardly. First was how much I missed Annie.

    Second came to me as I watched them make their way, very slowly, in the sunset light. They were so frail the sun could have been shining right through them. And they were gone. And soon, they really will be gone, most likely. But they were here. Duly noted with a cell phone camera, an instrument much younger than they are. That snap might have been circulated already to dozens of grand kids and great grand kids, and might be saved, you know, forever. That last trip grandma and grandpa took to the islands. Remember that picture when she looked so pretty? By the shore?

    Our pictures are our footprints. It’s the best way to tell people we were here.

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