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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I was helping my sister move and everyone was going back to our house and I was moving the knives and then it slipped and they were all falling and oh god

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I just almost lost a penis

    Like, yours? Or somebody else's?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Swordfights I was gonna say we don't want to hear about you shaving your dangly bits anymore.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mori that topic wasn't about shaving my genitals, I just left the op kind of ambiguous and then I took a little break from the forums and then a mod changed it to genitals!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh yeah? Well I'm just gonna keep on thinking that it was.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's about time for me to shave my business

    It's been a couple of weeks

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I can't help but like Vin Diesel.

    He seems like a nice dude.

    He was excellent in Find Me Guilty. But like five people saw that, so

    Oh, is that good? I'll have to check it out.

    And Pitch Black was awesome. I don't think I'd ever see Chronicles of Riddick, though, or whatever the sequel was called, since I hear that's crap.

    Pitch Black was fuckawesome, yeah.

    Also, Vin was pretty solid in Boiler Room.
    Pitch Black is a wicked movie.

    Plus yeah, Vin Diesel is alright in my books. I'd like to hang with him.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I jsut shaved and nicked my junk

    that was pretty awful

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  • LegacyLegacy SCP Of The Digital Frontier The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Mori, if you like Vin Diesel and the character Riddick, watch Chronicles of Riddick. Sure, it had some bad parts, but it's enjoyable.

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The scene with the fridge in Crytsal Skull is a good example of what was wrong with the movie, but personally what i find wrong with it isnt as extensive as everyone else.

    I was laughing when he got in the fridge, and I thought it was great, I thought to myself "omg hes going to survive by ducking into a fridge, brilliant!" but then he flew through the air, bounced 50ft back up, landed, and then an unnecessarily computer generated gofer or mole or whatever had a reaction shot. It was beyond too much, it was over the top stupid.

    I would've loved the scene if the explosion devestated the house, then after the dust had cleared, the fridge tipped sideways and he rolled out, simple, effective, silly and still unrealistic, but not ri-fucking-diculous.

    Also the getting married at the end and the basic crummyness of the plot.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh yeah I also had a dream where Vin Diesel invited me to play D&D with him and then flew off like Superman.
    Look, I'm no Freud scholar, but I'm fairly certain this means you want to get down and ruddy with Mr. Diesel. Which isn't exactly unusual. I mean, you don't need to know what a superego is know those abs are top notch.

    Also, with that shaved head Diesel just looks like a giant phallus. Think on this.

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Vin Diesel talks so slow that in the trailers for that film he never gets to finish a sentence.

    Also Deathrace was awesome up until they started killing cops all over the place and the murderous psycopath bad guy racer became everyones best friend.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The most amazing thing about the Chronicles of Riddick is that they somehow got Dame Judy Dench to appear in it. That is mind boggling.

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Look ,I only read page one, but I am not reading though 40 pages of stuff that may or may not be worth reading.

    but what the hell happened in the BSG ending

    I am far to lazy to wander through the later seasons at this point.

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    Weaver wrote: »
    When I was in boot to become an infantryman, on our one two-day off-base pass me and another guy went to see Private Ryan in theaters as it had just come out and during the opening scene we're all HOLY FUCK WHAT DID WE GET OURSELVES IN TO
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Vin Diesel was pretty good in Saving Private Ryan. . . actually everybody was good in that movie.

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Vin Diesel was in that? really?

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    Weaver wrote: »
    When I was in boot to become an infantryman, on our one two-day off-base pass me and another guy went to see Private Ryan in theaters as it had just come out and during the opening scene we're all HOLY FUCK WHAT DID WE GET OURSELVES IN TO
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Vin Diesel was pretty good in Saving Private Ryan. . . actually everybody was good in that movie.

    I basically cannot remember this fact, everytime I learn it, I forget it soon after and im amazed again when I hear it. Its like a blindspot in my memory.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It was one of his first movie roles, as I recall. There's a lot of good actors in that flick, too. Adam Goldberg, that nervous guy from Lost, Giovanni Ribisi [sic], Tom Hanks (of course), Tom Sizemore, the dad from Malcolm in the Middle, Dale Dye (as an officer, go figure), Paul Giamatti, Barry Pepper, Ed Burns and Matt Damon. . . huh. That is a lot of people, isn't it?

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  • Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    It was one of his first movie roles, as I recall. There's a lot of good actors in that flick, too. Adam Goldberg, that nervous guy from Lost, Giovanni Ribisi [sic], Tom Hanks (of course), Tom Sizemore, the dad from Malcolm in the Middle, Dale Dye (as an officer, go figure), Paul Giamatti, Barry Pepper, Ed Burns and Matt Damon. . . huh. That is a lot of people, isn't it?

    I haven't seen Saving Private Ryan

    I think maybe because I'm afraid of it. Like, I still haven't been able to see Schindler's List all the way through, and I hear SPR is on that level of emotional intensity. I don't think I can handle it.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I really don't like Tom Hanks

    Which is weird I guess

    If he didn't have Forrest Gump under his belt, it'd be safe to say he hasn't starred in a single movie I like that wasn't animated.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited April 2009
    me and tom hanks are bros

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Did we already go over Beast Machines being a terrible ending to Beast Wars?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    When I was in boot to become an infantryman, on our one two-day off-base pass me and another guy went to see Private Ryan in theaters as it had just come out and during the opening scene we're all HOLY FUCK WHAT DID WE GET OURSELVES IN TO

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I really don't like Tom Hanks

    Which is weird I guess

    If he didn't have Forrest Gump under his belt, it'd be safe to say he hasn't starred in a single movie I like that wasn't animated.

    There are good looking actors in Hollywood

    and there are bad looking actors in Hollywood

    but only one actor has the Everyman look nailed in

    that man is Tom Hanks

    not handsome, not hideous,

    just the most average looking star of all time

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    When I was in boot to become an infantryman, on our one two-day off-base pass me and another guy went to see Private Ryan in theaters as it had just come out and during the opening scene we're all HOLY FUCK WHAT DID WE GET OURSELVES IN TO

    ahahaha oh shit

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  • Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    I really don't like Tom Hanks

    Which is weird I guess

    If he didn't have Forrest Gump under his belt, it'd be safe to say he hasn't starred in a single movie I like that wasn't animated.

    How do you hate Big? Or Philadelphia? Or Catch Me if You Can? That Thing You Do? Joe Vs. The Volcano?

    Where is your soul, sir?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, it's kind of overwrought and exploitive, but it's probably one of the best, if not the best, war movie to come out in the past 20 years. Yeah, the music is overdone and the frame story is bollocks, but it's a really amazing story. At the very least it's the most influential war movie of the past 20 years.

    Pro Tip For Viewing: End the movie as soon as it goes back to the present day. I say this for Spielburg's sake more than your own, because you will cry and it is a fucking sucker punch of a scene. That whole sequence is bullshit, it's only there to get people to cry, because old people make everyone feel worse about everything.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    It was one of his first movie roles, as I recall. There's a lot of good actors in that flick, too. Adam Goldberg, that nervous guy from Lost, Giovanni Ribisi [sic], Tom Hanks (of course), Tom Sizemore, the dad from Malcolm in the Middle, Dale Dye (as an officer, go figure), Paul Giamatti, Barry Pepper, Ed Burns and Matt Damon. . . huh. That is a lot of people, isn't it?

    I haven't seen Saving Private Ryan

    I think maybe because I'm afraid of it. Like, I still haven't been able to see Schindler's List all the way through, and I hear SPR is on that level of emotional intensity. I don't think I can handle it.
    SPR is a really damn good movie.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I really don't like Tom Hanks

    Which is weird I guess

    If he didn't have Forrest Gump under his belt, it'd be safe to say he hasn't starred in a single movie I like that wasn't animated.

    How do you hate Big? Or Philadelphia? Or Catch Me if You Can? That Thing You Do? Joe Vs. The Volcano?

    Where is your soul, sir?

    Because Big is a movie I have not seen and I just really didn't enjoy Philadelphia and I can qualify Catch Me as starring Leo and That Thing You Do was really not that great in my opinion, once I realized "Shades" wasn't Tom Hanks after losing a bunch of weight for the role and what in the hell is Joe Vs. The Volcano?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Or Turner and Hooch?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, it's kind of overwrought and exploitive, but it's probably one of the best, if not the best, war movie to come out in the past 20 years. Yeah, the music is overdone and the frame story is bollocks, but it's a really amazing story. At the very least it's the most influential war movie of the past 20 years.

    Pro Tip For Viewing: End the movie as soon as it goes back to the present day. I say this for Spielburg's sake more than your own, because you will cry and it is a fucking sucker punch of a scene. That whole sequence is bullshit, it's only there to get people to cry, because old people make everyone feel worse about everything.


    Don't listen to him, watch the end.

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Terminal?

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have not seen Turner and Hooch.

    I guess I should also qualify my statement as "that he starred in that wasn't animated that I have seen"

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  • Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Swordfights I swear to god

    I swear to god

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    THE TERMINAL

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What the fuck man

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    But!

    I really don't enjoy Tom Hanks anyway, and so I do not have much incentive to watch the movies I have not seen.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I liked K-9 better than Turner & Hooch

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Yeah, it's kind of overwrought and exploitive, but it's probably one of the best, if not the best, war movie to come out in the past 20 years. Yeah, the music is overdone and the frame story is bollocks, but it's a really amazing story. At the very least it's the most influential war movie of the past 20 years.

    Pro Tip For Viewing: End the movie as soon as it goes back to the present day. I say this for Spielburg's sake more than your own, because you will cry and it is a fucking sucker punch of a scene. That whole sequence is bullshit, it's only there to get people to cry, because old people make everyone feel worse about everything.


    Don't listen to him, watch the end.
    Yeah, he should watch the whole thing the first time.

    It doesn't keep it from being BS, though.

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    THE GODDAMNED TERMINAL

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