For a long time I avoided going out to clubs and bars and such because I thought I was "better" than that, but also because I felt intimidated by a side of life I hadn't really experienced and didn't understand.
So, when I started at uni I went out to bars and clubs at least twice a week. I drank, I danced badly but enthusiastically, I kissed exactly one girl. And finally I realised that I was right the first time* and while I do enjoy socialising I only enjoy doing so in calmer, more mellow environments. So now I only go to bars every once and a while and I avoid night clubs like the plague.
No regrets though!
*Not the "being better" bit, that was just stupid.
Butler on
0
Options
RobchamThe Rabbit Kingof your pantsRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
I learned that the company you keep matters more than the bar/clubs/bedrooms/places you go to
Just don't think about your mother giving your father a rim-job while she works his uncircumcised shaft with her hands at the same time.
You know, before the internet I would have been upset at the thought of my parents having sex.
But now I know the truth; that worse things lurk in the heart of man.
Zoel on
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
0
Options
Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
That will DEFINITELY help!
oogmar as an alternative to carving your question into questionable foods, you could always wait for the perfect spit-take moment. See if you can get her to shoot mimosa out her nose.
Everyone else's family drinks on Easter, right..?
Edit: Primus' idea will definitely help, that is
Lost Salient on
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
A good, long-time friend of mine has decided to become a stripper. She takes her clothes off for lonely men to turn a profit at the same club where a herpes-ridden bitch who ran off with my ex works.
The shit I know about the industry in Portland has forever ruined my ability to just look at a naked girl and be like, "Cool! Tits and a drink!"
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I don't think it's that bad! You said that thing about the company you keep, which I actually thought was very well-put and true, but quoting it wouldn't have involved the word fuck. So I didn't.
Swears over schmaltz, that's me.
Lost Salient on
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
christ alive these new meds have rendered my porn watching abilities useless
its not like it gave me e.d. but i'll just be watching a porn, think "this is stupid" and go play fallout or something
Tell me about. It's gotten quite ridiculous for me by now.
Run Run Run on
0
Options
Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
Drinking while depressed is a pretty bad idea. It starts out so well, with the woooo and the ahaha, and then it ends with a tepid, backwash-y gulp and staring at your ceiling in a funk while the world spins quietly around you.
That is also what happens when you drink after taking Nyquil.
I don't recommend either experience.
Lost Salient on
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
0
Options
RobchamThe Rabbit Kingof your pantsRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
a good way to stop watching porn is to only watch Japanese porn
Posts
Haha, hot and single, too.
With a daughter who absolutely HORRIFIES her every time she mentioned rim-jobs as a normal thing. Poor lady.
But still, I want to know which one was snipped and which one was whole.
I'm going to assume the whole one was my dad. Because that means I came from the superior- OH GOD I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AGAIN.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
That's a bit easier to think about than the possibility of my genetic makeup coming from a mutilated dick.
Actually.
So, when I started at uni I went out to bars and clubs at least twice a week. I drank, I danced badly but enthusiastically, I kissed exactly one girl. And finally I realised that I was right the first time* and while I do enjoy socialising I only enjoy doing so in calmer, more mellow environments. So now I only go to bars every once and a while and I avoid night clubs like the plague.
No regrets though!
*Not the "being better" bit, that was just stupid.
Tumblr blargh
You know, before the internet I would have been upset at the thought of my parents having sex.
But now I know the truth; that worse things lurk in the heart of man.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
oogmar as an alternative to carving your question into questionable foods, you could always wait for the perfect spit-take moment. See if you can get her to shoot mimosa out her nose.
Edit: Primus' idea will definitely help, that is
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
A good, long-time friend of mine has decided to become a stripper. She takes her clothes off for lonely men to turn a profit at the same club where a herpes-ridden bitch who ran off with my ex works.
The shit I know about the industry in Portland has forever ruined my ability to just look at a naked girl and be like, "Cool! Tits and a drink!"
FFS.
I think the hair could be the least of your concerns.
Tumblr blargh
Girl you ain't never seen what my junk used to look like before a doctor put it in working order.
more like fuck my fucks
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
You got things I'd rather fuck than your life, cutie pie... :winky:
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Tumblr blargh
I don't think it's that bad! You said that thing about the company you keep, which I actually thought was very well-put and true, but quoting it wouldn't have involved the word fuck. So I didn't.
Swears over schmaltz, that's me.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Yeah, keep your mouth open, just like that...
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
its not like it gave me e.d. but i'll just be watching a porn, think "this is stupid" and go play fallout or something
that's why I stopped drinking
coz I got depression
Tumblr blargh
Tell me about. It's gotten quite ridiculous for me by now.
That is also what happens when you drink after taking Nyquil.
I don't recommend either experience.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Tumblr blargh
I'm just worried because it took meds to give you this realization.
Secret truth:
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
massive bushes and crying/shrieking girls
no thanks
Well I mean stupid may have been the wrong term. Boring would be better.
Just losing that commitment? hard to explain
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
or was is to watch even more porn
Tumblr blargh
doesn't help much if you only see them a few times a year!
ha ha ha......... ehn.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Ooh oh, or is she a mail-order bride? I HOPE SHE IS.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
If my girlfriend was a figment of my imagination then I wouldn't have to bother with condoms.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
while we're on the subject of canada I HAVE LOADS OF SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
I know! I lived there for a year! I was sliding in an Avenue Q reference. It's a compulsion.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN