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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies

    Podly on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I grew up in a town where I got profiled for being young, having long hair, and driving an old pickup truck. I realize that's not the case in Seattle, but it's hard to get out of that mindset. And yeah, it's irrational paranoia, but really, the fact that a cop could choose to shoot me in cold blood and literally know pretty much for a fact he'd get away with murder is a pretty frightening thing.

    Nah you can't be shot dead in seattle unless you are a tard, or a wielding a sword, doubly so if you're a tard wielding a sword.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies
    whoa whoa whoa back up

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I once got randomly stopped and searched nine times in the space of two months.

    The experience has somewhat coloured my judgement towards the police.
    I once got randomly stopped and searched nine times in the space between my cheeks.
    Oh you think that was random?
    goddamn gluteal profiling

    Bama on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.
    we get loans pretty easily too
    Tell me about it

    Thanatos on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    we get loans pretty easily too

    And don't get stereotyped in ridiculous ways in porn.


    ...what?

    Aldo on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    we get loans pretty easily too

    More likely to be favored by teachers

    and civil servants in general

    more likely to get jobs

    what else

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i slay police officers with my sword

    MikeMan on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies
    whoa whoa whoa back up

    sorry hakks

    I loves me the white meat

    Podly on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Poldy your racism precludes you from the larger pool of hot mamas. You should feel ashamed.

    Sarksus on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I get burned in the sun. Goddamn darkies have it easy.

    Bama on
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i slay police officers with my spicy latin beat

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I got a ticket for an out headlight once. The cop saw it go out. That's when my faith was shattered.

    Ludious on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies
    whoa whoa whoa back up

    sorry hakks

    I loves me the white meat
    Dammit

    so do i

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    What the fuck Than? Why would a cop start on you?

    he's constantly robbing banks, smoking crack, jaywalking, you know.


    than is straight up thuggin

    MC Frontalot: the arch criminal for some reason not
    sought by authorities, though I been running wild for days.
    They’s surely going to track me down.
    I’m the #1 menace for miles around,
    with the littering, the loitering, the mattress tags,
    all the piratated mp3s I grabs [arrrr],
    all the cable I stole, certain bathroom wall I wrote on.
    I’m so cruel & cold, you put a coat on.
    I even cheat on my tax!
    “From this life of crime there could be no turning back.”
    Riding all around on my bike with no helmet.
    Commit mail fraud whenever I see a mailman.
    Got a jaywalking ticket. I crumpled it up!
    Still bump the bootleg cause I’m hanging tough [we’re ruff!].

    Crime spree that I’m on,
    breaking the law until the break of the dawn,
    then I’ll break it again, then I’ll break it some more.
    (MC Frontalot, you’re so hardcore!)
    Crime spree that I’m on,
    breaking the law until the break of the dawn;
    yo, it seems like I break it all the time.
    (This MC led a life of crime.)

    Harder than a criminal’s supposed to be. Most of the
    FBI heard of this MC.
    Called them up just to check, “this here’s the Frontalot and I expect
    that y’all are tracking me down, cat n’ the mouse,
    gearing it up for some chasing around.
    I mean, you name it I done it:
    slandering, pandering, a couple hundred
    uncleared samples I rock per track.”
    FBI’s like “we’re busy, we’ll call you back.”
    Yeah, if you can find me! Leave a trail violated statutes behind me,
    winding in an impossible wake, ‘cause hard as I am
    I don’t think I could take
    prison for even a day. “In that case you should live lawfully.”
    Too late!

    skippydumptruck on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i slay police officers with my spicy latin beat
    hehehehe

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies

    i have a thing for angry latina women

    the only beautiful woman i know who completely faced and understood the fact that pretty much every guy she was friends with wanted to fuck her was an angry latina woman

    no real relation between those two things except that, growing up with poor immigrant parents, she was a realist

    Evil Multifarious on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies
    whoa whoa whoa back up

    sorry hakks

    I loves me the white meat
    Dammit

    so do i

    HAKKS IS MORE LIKE MARINATED MEAT

    nexuscrawler on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies

    i have a thing for angry latina women

    the only beautiful woman i know who completely faced and understood the fact that pretty much every guy she was friends with wanted to fuck her was an angry latina woman

    no real relation between those two things except that, growing up with poor immigrant parents, she was a realist
    what about slightly disgruntled latinas

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Goddamnit I hate MC Frontalot.

    Nerdcore is on my list of things which need to die in a fire.

    Tav on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    HAKKS IS MORE LIKE MARINATED MEAT
    I AM LIGHTLY BROWNED

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies

    i have a thing for angry latina women

    the only beautiful woman i know who completely faced and understood the fact that pretty much every guy she was friends with wanted to fuck her was an angry latina woman

    no real relation between those two things except that, growing up with poor immigrant parents, she was a realist
    what about slightly disgruntled latinas
    he gets a semi

    Tav on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Oh god another SVU video game episode.

    Jesus christ this is the worst one yet.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies

    i have a thing for angry latina women

    the only beautiful woman i know who completely faced and understood the fact that pretty much every guy she was friends with wanted to fuck her was an angry latina woman

    no real relation between those two things except that, growing up with poor immigrant parents, she was a realist
    what about slightly disgruntled latinas

    that sounds like a postal worker

    which cancels out the whole thing

    Evil Multifarious on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Goddamnit I hate MC Frontalot.

    Nerdcore is on my list of things which need to die in a fire.

    Caqn't be worse than that horrid band you posted the other day

    nexuscrawler on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Goddamnit I hate MC Frontalot.

    Nerdcore is on my list of things which need to die in a fire.

    I subscribe to this notion.

    JustinSane07 on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    This one time my buddies and I were trying to avoid the cops at night, so we painted our faces with pomade and snuck through the woods but then we found a clan rally and they were going to lynch a soulless black friend of ours (his blackness being of no particular consequence to his soullessness) but we saved him and then a bible salesman died. He was a jerk, though.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    HAKKS IS MORE LIKE MARINATED MEAT
    I AM LIGHTLY BROWNED

    with a crispy outer shell

    nexuscrawler on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Poldy your racism precludes you from the larger pool of hot mamas. You should feel ashamed.

    Russell's paradox

    How can a set which does not contain itself not contain itself? The set itself is not contained in itself, and thus would be included in the very set it is logically excluded from. Everyone who isn't white is not attractive, and the class of hot momas includes all hot momas. Were non-white hot momas to be included in it, it would invalidate my first proposition, which is apodictically true.

    This is what university teaches you how to do: keep whitey in power.

    Podly on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    HAKKS IS MORE LIKE MARINATED MEAT
    I AM LIGHTLY BROWNED

    with a crispy outer shell
    and tender center

    it abloos right now

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Oh god another SVU video game episode.

    Jesus christ this is the worst one yet.

    Is it the one where the kid is suspected of killing his step sister and the captain had to play the game?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Goddamnit I hate MC Frontalot.

    Nerdcore is on my list of things which need to die in a fire.

    you are silly

    skippydumptruck on
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i slay police officers with my spicy latin beat
    cubanpete.jpg

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Someone who constantly posts youtubes of horrible growly metal trash shouldn't be casting stones at nerdcore.

    Ludious on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    not being shot by cops in your own driveway is a pretty big perk of being white.

    and getting all the white ladies

    because seriously white ladies are the best ladies

    i have a thing for angry latina women

    the only beautiful woman i know who completely faced and understood the fact that pretty much every guy she was friends with wanted to fuck her was an angry latina woman

    no real relation between those two things except that, growing up with poor immigrant parents, she was a realist

    by the time she is 28 she will have a stache and way 40 thousand pounds

    Podly on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    seriously that picture has been so saved

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that's another reason to like white women

    just like white society, they'll prevail in the long run

    Podly on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Poldy your racism precludes you from the larger pool of hot mamas. You should feel ashamed.

    Russell's paradox

    How can a set which does not contain itself not contain itself? The set itself is not contained in itself, and thus would be included in the very set it is logically excluded from. Everyone who isn't white is not attractive, and the class of hot momas includes all hot momas. Were non-white hot momas to be included in it, it would invalidate my first proposition, which is apodictically true.

    This is what university teaches you how to do: keep whitey in power.

    Somewhere, David Duke cries a single tear of joy.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    when i shake my maracas they go

    chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

    skippydumptruck on
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