I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT FOR A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF MY GOD DAMNED LIFE
All these years later and I can't get past level 2. I don't even know what I ever did to get past level 1. Sonic Spinball could be the hardest game ever ever. I mean shit, I beat Ikaruga and I still have never beat Sonic Spinball.
Level 3 is an absolute mindfuck thusfar.
I got to Level 4 once way back when I rented it. Had to stop there because I had to go to church.
Haven't been back to Level 4 since.
Gosling on
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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God fucking damn it. I only had one life going into level 3 because so much of this game is trial-and-error. And, of course, never having seen level 3, it was even more trial-and-error but with no room for error.
Have you seen the SVU episode about Second Life? That was awful.
"So, let me get this straight. She's a cartoon who has sex with cartoon johns for real money?"
Worse was the CSI new york episode that had Lt. Dan go into a video game to find someone. I shit you not.
hhhhhhwhat
A killer was in a video game or something, so they had to send Lt. Dan in to get him or something, it was so stupid, so stupid. Though this is also the show that has a club that incorporates second life into the club setting...
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
God fucking damn it. I only had one life going into level 3 because so much of this game is trial-and-error. And, of course, never having seen level 3, it was even more trial-and-error but with no room for error.
I'm telling you.
Hardest. Game. Ever.
I've played hundreds of videogames in the past 15 years since I first got my Sega Genesis and no game, ever, compares to the difficulty of Sonic Spinball.
I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.
Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.
I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.
Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.
I only read EDGE and GamesTM now, because they're the only gaming magazines anyone should read.
I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.
Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.
Considering that being functionally literate puts you well ahead of the game in Hollywood to begin with, I can't get that worked up about videogames being poorly represented.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.
Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.
I've never understood what the problem is.
It can't be that hard to find someone on staff, someone, who has touched some sort of electronic entertainment medium in the past decade.
I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.
Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.
I only read EDGE and GamesTM now, because they're the only gaming magazines anyone should read.
I stopped buying EDGE once I realised I had more games than I'm probably ever going to play within my lifetime. I don't need to go buying new systems as well.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.
Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.
Considering that being functionally literate puts you well ahead of the game in Hollywood to begin with, I can't get that worked up about videogames being poorly represented.
Paul Rose is a writer for various comedy and children's series, as well as a video games journalist. The scene in question was intended for a young teenage audience, and he couldn't get them to grasp that the system they're playing is an important element of background detail to such an audience.
Representing it poorly destroys the credibility of the programme as a whole, which must be maddeningly frustrating for a writer.
I need to stop being obsessed with the eastern front. At lesat until my 7 hour flight to England in Sept.
If I wanted to read about the eastern front on the plane, should I just print out a gaggle of Wiki articles, or does anyone have a book they can recommend?
One of my friends in Japan, the first time we hung out we played Guilty Gear and whenever someone would pick a new character he'd giggle and go "Hey look it's Hard Gay!"
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uGCJ1oxrRE
Res supports child molesters
and yeah Law and Order is pathetic whenever they deal with video games. Like John Stossel levels of retarded
Worse was the CSI new york episode that had Lt. Dan go into a video game to find someone. I shit you not.
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Haven't been back to Level 4 since.
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I love the ridiculous words your mother makes up.
It's called a metocard, Jack. It's a real thing.
This conversation works better if I assume you guys are talking about sex in code.
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A killer was in a video game or something, so they had to send Lt. Dan in to get him or something, it was so stupid, so stupid. Though this is also the show that has a club that incorporates second life into the club setting...
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I'm telling you.
Hardest. Game. Ever.
I've played hundreds of videogames in the past 15 years since I first got my Sega Genesis and no game, ever, compares to the difficulty of Sonic Spinball.
Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.
The SVU episode he's talking about also did that.
I'm still at work bitch!
I only read EDGE and GamesTM now, because they're the only gaming magazines anyone should read.
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Considering that being functionally literate puts you well ahead of the game in Hollywood to begin with, I can't get that worked up about videogames being poorly represented.
It can't be that hard to find someone on staff, someone, who has touched some sort of electronic entertainment medium in the past decade.
So sad, so so sad. I have to admit I only like SVU to oogle Mariska Harigitay and watch Richard Belzer continue on the John Munch character.
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I stopped buying EDGE once I realised I had more games than I'm probably ever going to play within my lifetime. I don't need to go buying new systems as well.
I did always enjoy the writing, though.
I would kill over less.
You haven't already?
You are dumb.
Paul Rose is a writer for various comedy and children's series, as well as a video games journalist. The scene in question was intended for a young teenage audience, and he couldn't get them to grasp that the system they're playing is an important element of background detail to such an audience.
Representing it poorly destroys the credibility of the programme as a whole, which must be maddeningly frustrating for a writer.
and this is why you have $ and i dont
ive just been bumming in my room for 2 hrs
What? What? Get over there with Tard cart.
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James loves the Hartigay.
If I wanted to read about the eastern front on the plane, should I just print out a gaggle of Wiki articles, or does anyone have a book they can recommend?
She has a distractingly odd-shaped jaw and always smiles in a manner that suggests she's had botox.
One of my friends in Japan, the first time we hung out we played Guilty Gear and whenever someone would pick a new character he'd giggle and go "Hey look it's Hard Gay!"
He was an odd one.
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Yes. It's freaking weird.
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