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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ok if she's ugly who is attractive to you Res?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wouldn't say she's ugly, it's just that I know if I was sitting at a table across from her I wouldn't be able to stop myself from staring at her jaw and wondering what was up with it.

    japan on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I need to stop being obsessed with the eastern front. At lesat until my 7 hour flight to England in Sept.
    If I wanted to read about the eastern front on the plane, should I just print out a gaggle of Wiki articles, or does anyone have a book they can recommend?

    Which eastern front? WW2?

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I wouldn't say she's ugly, it's just that I know if I was sitting at a table across from her I wouldn't be able to stop myself from staring at her jaw and wondering what was up with it.

    When you're staring do you keep rubbing your own jaw, and do you then find yourself mimicking the jaw movements you estimate she'd have to go through to chew?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I wouldn't say she's ugly, it's just that I know if I was sitting at a table across from her I wouldn't be able to stop myself from staring at her jaw and wondering what was up with it.

    I'll admit I wouldn't even notice she had a jaw for like the first 15 minutes of conversation.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I need to stop being obsessed with the eastern front. At lesat until my 7 hour flight to England in Sept.
    If I wanted to read about the eastern front on the plane, should I just print out a gaggle of Wiki articles, or does anyone have a book they can recommend?

    Which eastern front? WW2?

    yes, because that is the best eastern front.

    tyrannus on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I wouldn't say she's ugly, it's just that I know if I was sitting at a table across from her I wouldn't be able to stop myself from staring at her jaw and wondering what was up with it.

    When you're staring do you keep rubbing your own jaw, and do you then find yourself mimicking the jaw movements you estimate she'd have to go through to chew?

    Cut the bullshit all of you, you'd look at her jaw and wonder if she could fit your whole cock in her mouth without having to technically deep throat.

    Johannen on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I need to stop being obsessed with the eastern front. At lesat until my 7 hour flight to England in Sept.
    If I wanted to read about the eastern front on the plane, should I just print out a gaggle of Wiki articles, or does anyone have a book they can recommend?

    Which eastern front? WW2?

    yes, because that is the best eastern front.

    Why are you going to be obsessed with the eastern front when you come to the UK? We just hoped they would kill each other.

    Johannen on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Monsters vs Aliens' dub was grating.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I need to stop being obsessed with the eastern front. At lesat until my 7 hour flight to England in Sept.
    If I wanted to read about the eastern front on the plane, should I just print out a gaggle of Wiki articles, or does anyone have a book they can recommend?

    Which eastern front? WW2?

    yes, because that is the best eastern front.

    All I know is that it makes for fun videogames, and that the russians had a very silly looking machinegun.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    late meeting, thank you people who live in a different time zone scheduling things around your day...

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Monsters vs Aliens' dub was grating.

    Ich haber einer grossen woman?

    It looks like it could be funny, and I understand why the dub would be cack, seeing as I myself hate most dubbed films when they're just not done right.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    late meeting, thank you people who live in a different time zone scheduling things around your day...

    It's their way of establishing dominance within the group social structure.

    Office politics is easier if you think of it in anthropological terms.

    japan on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Monsters vs Aliens' dub was grating.
    duh, it was in German

    Bama on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Mike that video literally had me screaming "fuck you!" at my screen.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    James on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It looked so easy, why you babies can't do it I dunno.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    Does not currently contain my cock.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Monsters vs Aliens' dub was grating.

    Ich haber einer grossen woman?

    It looks like it could be funny, and I understand why the dub would be cack, seeing as I myself hate most dubbed films when they're just not done right.

    It's brainless fun, so I naturally liked it (minus the dub, of course).

    Haphazard on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    It looks like David Coulthard's.

    japan on
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I need to stop being obsessed with the eastern front. At lesat until my 7 hour flight to England in Sept.
    If I wanted to read about the eastern front on the plane, should I just print out a gaggle of Wiki articles, or does anyone have a book they can recommend?

    Which eastern front? WW2?

    yes, because that is the best eastern front.

    Why are you going to be obsessed with the eastern front when you come to the UK? We just hoped they would kill each other.

    No, not related, I just want something to do on the plane other than down pills and drink.

    tyrannus on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    Does not currently contain my cock.

    Ahh.

    James on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    AND PINEAPPLE GRENADES

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    It looks like David Coulthard's.

    That is a huge exaggeration.

    James on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    It looks like David Coulthard's.

    That is a huge exaggeration.

    Yes it is.

    japan on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    It looks like David Coulthard's.

    That is a huge exaggeration.

    Yes it is.

    What now, the jaw?

    Haphazard on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The comparison.

    I was being hyperbolic.

    Just look at the thing:

    2008amberfashionshowdav.jpg

    japan on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    Does not currently contain my cock.

    Ahh.

    This is bullshit, I beat Preach to this joke by a good four or five posts!

    Always the bridesmaid dammit!

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My god, you could kill an army of philistines with that jaw.

    Bama on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Hyperbolic" seriously sounds like a medical term.

    Haphazard on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    why is post 1510 a blank space? Forums are broke again.

    Ludious on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    That man needs to create a face-centric martial art.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wow, Deathnote really does get horrible after episode 15-ish.

    It's a very sudden transition from decent to shit.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh man, I had forgotten about this game, such a great game:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwgqjI_ZhM0

    Inquisitor on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Monsters vs Aliens' dub was grating.
    duh, it was in German

    Missin out on Hugh Laurie too

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    My god, you could kill an army of philistines with that jaw.

    I love this quote after Felipe Massa took him out of the 2008 Australian GP:
    I know I screwed up the same way with Alex [Wurz] last year, and took full responsibility for it, and I would expect Felipe to do the same. If he doesn't, I'm going to kick three colours of shit out of the little bastard.

    and with a jaw like that, you know he means it.

    japan on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Monsters vs Aliens' dub was grating.
    duh, it was in German

    Missin out on Hugh Laurie too

    That's way worse!

    Haphazard on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SHAKE SHAKE I loved that game.

    It's pretty much the perfect guide to child rearing too.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with her jaw?

    Does not currently contain my cock.

    Ahh.

    This is bullshit, I beat Preach to this joke by a good four or five posts!

    Always the bridesmaid dammit!

    Its ok Joh, I couldn't have stolen better material.

    And tickets for pax bought woo now I just need a dog sitter.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
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