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pax is not a dating service!

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Trillian wrote:
    Branding all females as attention whores who only play Tetris, Animal Crossing and DDR is not only ignorant, but pretty inflammatory as well.

    Yeah, although I do enjoy all those things, I hate how they're pegged as girl things anyway - right along with the sims. Sure, I like those things, but I also enjoy UT, Starcraft, any kind of racing, Doom, Duke Nukem, pretty much anything retro.

    Rarrararararrr.

    Also, Trill, I just found out a bunch of my other friends are going to PAX, too :O IN A VAN. Hahaha.

    mully on
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    Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Trillian wrote:
    Branding all females as attention whores who only play Tetris, Animal Crossing and DDR is not only ignorant, but pretty inflammatory as well.

    Yeah, although I do enjoy all those things, I hate how they're pegged as girl things anyway - right along with the sims. Sure, I like those things, but I also enjoy UT, Starcraft, any kind of racing, Doom, Duke Nukem, pretty much anything retro.

    Rarrararararrr.

    Also, Trill, I just found out a bunch of my other friends are going to PAX, too :O IN A VAN. Hahaha.

    Supertrip, ahoy!

    Moe Fwacky on
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    JoahWJoahW Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey, are you a veterinarian?
    *point to biceps*
    Cause these pythons are SICK!



    Of course, it's all in the delivery, but you know. It's worked for me approximately 12/14 times.

    Edit: I'm kidding, of course. Though my friend did use that line on some random girl in a park once... At night...

    Wow, I seriously need some new friends.

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    HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote: »
    I like Duke Nukem.

    I have to tell the truth...

    That's the sexist thing I've ever heard from a woman.

    EVER!

    Highfire on
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Also, Trill, I just found out a bunch of my other friends are going to PAX, too :O IN A VAN. Hahaha.

    Someone better be vansurfing through the border. It's the only way!

    Polago on
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    I have my eye on you, Alpha.

    watch out.

    :winky:

    EDIT: I met my ex at PAX 05. Enough said on that one. D:

    Then I met Pola not through PAX and it's been quite alright so far. Who'd have guessed :D

    Mutually alright at that! I'm not penned up in an aquarium, despite her rabid love for pets. :D

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    superjoesuperjoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Legacy wrote: »
    It's like making a thread telling people to shower at PAX. It's useless because those people aren't going to anyway.

    Showering at PAX would be quite a story.

    Anybody can do the whole personal hygeine thing at the hotel.

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    RelativioxRelativiox Halo Nerd Forerunner shield world OnyxRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well while we are taking a stop in the realm of personal anicdote, My Grandmother, Sister, Mom, Girl-friend and 3 female cousons play video games,
    ALL of them like Monkeyball and Tetris, the youger set like DDR and Guitar hero NONE of them even touch FPSes or RTSes in normal gaming conditions. So I guess that makes it about 7 to 1, for me personally.


    My sister loves FPS games, particularly Halo 2. She's even bugging me as to whether or not I'll let her play in the beta.

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    teamquigganteamquiggan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you had missed the two most inportant lines of my post:

    "In responce to the FragDoll article posted:

    I hate gamer girls with an irritating chip on their shoulder."

    I wish more girls played games, so that the ones who do wouldn't have to feel so self important.

    teamquiggan on
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    can i...can i just show up and if things happen things happen?




    alternatively: what happens at PAX stays at PAX...and gets posted to the forums an hour later.

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    BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    can i...can i just show up and if things happen things happen?




    alternatively: what happens at PAX stays at PAX...and gets posted to the forums an hour later.

    All the more reason to get a BYOC spot, you can post that stuff within 10 minutes ;)

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
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    RelativioxRelativiox Halo Nerd Forerunner shield world OnyxRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you had missed the two most inportant lines of my post:

    "In responce to the FragDoll article posted:

    I hate gamer girls with an irritating chip on their shoulder."

    I wish more girls played games, so that the ones who do wouldn't have to feel so self important.


    I know I was just stating my experience. You have a couple valid points, I'm just saying that a lot of girls I know love FPS's.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There are some pretty awesome terrible nerd pick-up lines in here. This thread needs to be saved so that they might be of benefit to future generations of hopeless losers.

    Hacksaw on
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    BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm pretty sure I could pull off a few of these. Epically with brokenangel and Trillian winky.gif

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
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    David CoffmanDavid Coffman Registered User, PAX Staff regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey Red. You sound cute. Wanna go out sometime? Flower and Garden Show, Valentines Day 2008?

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    BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well you didnt put out last time so I dunno.

    MAYBE

    :P
    jk

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
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    PRDPRD Kristin Lindsay I am a meat popsicle.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    See Red, I TOLD you to buy him flowers.

    PRD on
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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I wish I was your derivative so I could be tangent to all your curves.

    Doc on
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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I could pull off a few of these. Epically with brokenangel and Trillian winky.gif

    Hey we aren't that easy. We expect Game rentals and a romantic dinner of taco bell and Mt. Dew too.


    Oh, and And I got suggesstions >.> I am both proud and ashamed of my friends....

    Looks like your Yahoo could use a Flickr.

    There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

    Just you, me, and my podcast audience baby.

    If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

    Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

    Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

    What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Doctor Who marathon on the Sci Fi channel?

    How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.

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    HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I could pull off a few of these. Epically with brokenangel and Trillian winky.gif

    Hey we aren't that easy. We expect Game rentals and a romantic dinner of taco bell and Mt. Dew too.


    Oh, and And I got suggesstions >.> I am both proud and ashamed of my friends....

    Looks like your Yahoo could use a Flickr.

    There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

    Just you, me, and my podcast audience baby.

    If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

    Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

    Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

    What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Doctor Who marathon on the Sci Fi channel?

    How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.

    You forgot....

    You're so fine I'd let you meet my mother, when she comes in to wake us up.

    Highfire on
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    dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager • PAX Community Cartographer Gold Coast QLD AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Doctor Who marathon on the Sci Fi channel?

    How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.

    Those are brilliant! I especially love the third one, it's perfect!

    dyaballikl on
    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
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    BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I could pull off a few of these. Epically with brokenangel and Trillian winky.gif

    Hey we aren't that easy. We expect Game rentals and a romantic dinner of taco bell and Mt. Dew too.

    Game rentals are lame.

    What about free xbox360 games and accessories? ;)

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    BigRed wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I could pull off a few of these. Epically with brokenangel and Trillian winky.gif

    Hey we aren't that easy. We expect Game rentals and a romantic dinner of taco bell and Mt. Dew too.

    Game rentals are lame.

    What about free xbox360 games and accessories? ;)

    You then become a dating GOD. Too bad Recruit already proposed to you... All the good ones are always taken ;P

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    BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    BigRed wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I could pull off a few of these. Epically with brokenangel and Trillian winky.gif

    Hey we aren't that easy. We expect Game rentals and a romantic dinner of taco bell and Mt. Dew too.

    Game rentals are lame.

    What about free xbox360 games and accessories? ;)

    You then become a dating GOD. Too bad Recruit already proposed to you... All the good ones are always taken ;P

    How about i run away with him and you can run away with the gf?

    Hey recruit... want some 360 stuff? ;)

    Sweet. I think I destroyed this thread.

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    BigRed wrote: »
    BigRed wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I could pull off a few of these. Epically with brokenangel and Trillian winky.gif

    Hey we aren't that easy. We expect Game rentals and a romantic dinner of taco bell and Mt. Dew too.

    Game rentals are lame.

    What about free xbox360 games and accessories? ;)

    You then become a dating GOD. Too bad Recruit already proposed to you... All the good ones are always taken ;P

    How about i run away with him and you can run away with the gf?

    Hey recruit... want some 360 stuff? ;)

    Sweet. I think I destroyed this thread.

    Wait...Recruits g/f? o.O Cause... I AM Recruits g/f! And masturbation isn't anywhere near as fun ;P

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    BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wait...Recruits g/f? o.O Cause... I AM Recruits g/f! And masturbation isn't anywhere near as fun ;P

    I meant mine, since id be stealing him away from you :P

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    Wait...Recruits g/f? o.O Cause... I AM Recruits g/f! And masturbation isn't anywhere near as fun ;P

    I meant mine, since id be stealing him away from you :P

    Oooooh gotcha.

    Heeeeey wait. You guys just want hot lesbian gamer girl action! I'm on to your little plan here.

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?

    i was very tempted to do this at South Station in Boston yesterday morning.


    (we had a BostonPAX...of sorts)

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    Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Did you fall from heaven KUZ I WANNA SUCK ON YO' TOES

    Liquid Ghost on
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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Did you fall from heaven KUZ I WANNA SUCK ON YO' TOES

    I wouldn't count on that job at hallmark O_o

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?


    Last PAX, people kept yelling "DOC," then I would turn around and see nobody.

    Doc on
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    HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?


    Last PAX, people kept yelling "DOC," then I would turn around and see nobody.

    My bad

    Highfire on
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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    A/S/L/Halo2Rank

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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?

    ::wanders back to dig in the ancient camwhore thread so I can do that this year:: Mwahahaha....

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    BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?


    Last PAX, people kept yelling "DOC," then I would turn around and see nobody.

    I dont even know what you look like otherwise I would have done that as well :P

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
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    Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?


    Last PAX, people kept yelling "DOC," then I would turn around and see nobody.

    I dont even know what you look like otherwise I would have done that as well :P

    He's kinda hard to miss at 7' and bald.

    Moe Fwacky on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?


    Last PAX, people kept yelling "DOC," then I would turn around and see nobody.

    That's because everyone's so far beneath you

    You make me look so short :(

    Trillian on

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    room 765

    have condoms

    bring lube (read: a vial of your own tears)

    Borfase on
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?


    Last PAX, people kept yelling "DOC," then I would turn around and see nobody.

    That's because everyone's so far beneath you

    You make me look so short :(

    Are you proposing colosso boots?

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