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pax is not a dating service!

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PolaGo wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?


    Last PAX, people kept yelling "DOC," then I would turn around and see nobody.

    That's because everyone's so far beneath you

    You make me look so short :(

    Are you proposing colosso boots?

    :D They'd have to be 2 feet tall for me to match Doc's height.

    I'd do it.

    Trillian on

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey short girls kick ass! Or at least thats what I keep telling my 5'1" little self....

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey short girls kick ass! Or at least thats what I keep telling my 5'1" little self....

    Well you're taller than me.

    Trillian on

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  • AydrAydr Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey short girls kick ass! Or at least thats what I keep telling my 5'1" little self....

    Well you're taller than me.

    Maybe you two can stand on each other's shoulders during PAX?

    Girls on top of each other is always the solution.
    ...Sorry, I had to. The thread made me do it.

    Aydr on
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    What about screaming out people's forum names then hiding in the bushes? Does that work?


    Last PAX, people kept yelling "DOC," then I would turn around and see nobody.

    Alteast you didn't hear nearly everyone whisper "Viscount" Errr.. I dunno. The shiny shirt will return with an twist this next year. Mabey a pimp hat or something. Some sort of crimson felhat.

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  • ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    room 765

    have condoms

    bring lube (read: a vial of your own tears)

    Is that a promise?

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ctishman wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    room 765

    have condoms

    bring lube (read: a vial of your own tears)

    Is that a promise?

    A very sexy, slippery and photogenic promise.

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  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There is enough sexual innuendo in this thread to power a small city.

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  • BuraisuBuraisu Psychomancer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I am too shy to hit on anyone but it would be great to meet someone at PAX with similar interests.

    Buraisu on
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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Buraisu wrote: »
    I am too shy to hit on anyone but it would be great to meet someone at PAX. heh I mean, gamer girls are sexy! o_O! and have the same interests as me, hopefully. I mean, really? heh

    I think this is telling me I just failed-- Hard.

    Did I open pandoras box for pax 07?

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Buraisu wrote: »
    I am too shy to hit on anyone but it would be great to meet someone at PAX. heh I mean, gamer girls are sexy! o_O! and have the same interests as me, hopefully. I mean, really? heh

    I think this is telling me I just failed-- Hard.

    Did I open pandoras box for pax 07?

    I'll buy you a hammer and copious nails if you can close it again.

    Maybe some duct tape

    Polago on
  • FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I think what was funnier last year was the guys trying to "protect" 20+ year old girls by attempting to scare off guys from getting their contact info.

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  • BuraisuBuraisu Psychomancer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am too Anti-social to try anything but those are some sweet pickup lines. :D
    Did you fall from heaven KUZ I WANNA SUCK ON YO' TOES

    Buraisu on
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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PolaGo wrote: »
    Buraisu wrote: »
    I am too shy to hit on anyone but it would be great to meet someone at PAX. heh I mean, gamer girls are sexy! o_O! and have the same interests as me, hopefully. I mean, really? heh

    I think this is telling me I just failed-- Hard.

    Did I open pandoras box for pax 07?

    I'll buy you a hammer and copious nails if you can close it again.

    Maybe some duct tape

    But see the nails and the hammer won't work on the screen!

    Viscountalpha on
  • BuraisuBuraisu Psychomancer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PolaGo wrote: »
    Buraisu wrote: »
    I am too shy to hit on anyone but it would be great to meet someone at PAX. heh I mean, gamer girls are sexy! o_O! and have the same interests as me, hopefully. I mean, really? heh

    I think this is telling me I just failed-- Hard.

    Did I open pandoras box for pax 07?

    I'll buy you a hammer and copious nails if you can close it again.

    Maybe some duct tape

    But see the nails and the hammer won't work on the screen!
    You could make the person tell you what server they play on in WoW, if they play WoW or another MMORPG. Make a character if you own that MMORPG, buy a hammer and hit them with it.

    Buraisu on
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  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    For those of you who do want to pick up girls, "Free drinks" worked on me.

    Then I'd leave with my Australian.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oog is alive. My rent-a-ninjas have failed.

    Liquid Ghost on
  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    For those of you reading, Please respect the ladies who come to pax. I saw some of the most horrible pickup lines in history there. It was painful to watch, Please for the love of all that is gaming--


    Please don't come to pax expecting to meet your soulemate or something like that.

    As a man who has gone to enough conventions to know better, I can tell you this: don't hold your breath.

    You are putting together a bunch of people with similar interests, rest assured a subsection of the convention will be thinking "holy shit, these people rule, I should keep an eye on the opposite gender while I'm here."

    TxdoHawk on
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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    :D They'd have to be 2 feet tall for me to match Doc's height.

    I'd do it.

    Show up to next PAX wearing drywall stilts.

    Doc on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oog is alive. My rent-a-ninjas have failed.

    I have Scud on my side. Hence the signature. :P

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
  • ScotasianglishScotasianglish Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I totally go to PAX to meet girls. It's the only time of year I get to meet up with all my friends who live below the 49th. That some of them are female, pretty, and gamers is just some icing on the cake.

    Besides, everyone knows we all go to PAX for the sexy gamer funk aroma.

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I actually go to hang out with some friends and play video games and get all wild and crazy up in hurrrr.

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Remember: when somebody shows up at your door with a film canister of their own tears, thank me.

    ctishman on
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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you eugene people are Weird

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Nah I'm pretty cool.

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • cold wolfcold wolf Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lollarjetski

    I actually met a female PAX attendeeee on some other forum by sheer coincidence. It was pretty awesome.

    cold wolf on
  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager • PAX Community Cartographer Gold Coast QLD AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you eugene people are Weird

    it's cuz the only way to access the outside world from eugene is by either space shuttle or by diving under water and swimming through a 100 mile long cave just to wind up in portland, and who wants to be there? needless to say, life's weak in eugene :P

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    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • XylianaXyliana Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Aww you mean PAX doesnt have a Speed dating room :(

    Xyliana on
  • Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Xyliana is alive, as well.

    My ninjas aren't good for shit.

    Liquid Ghost on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Xyliana wrote: »
    Aww you mean PAX doesnt have a Speed dating room :(

    .....no.

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • BuraisuBuraisu Psychomancer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Maybe there SHOULD be a speed dating room but add a video game console to each table and have a duel! :D Single guys vs girls. What better way to get to know someone but to die to them horribly.

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  • ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Xyliana wrote: »
    Aww you mean PAX doesnt have a Speed dating room :(

    You're in it.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What I received at last year's pax:

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    I found it rather cute ^_^

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Buraisu wrote: »
    Maybe there SHOULD be a speed dating room but add a video game console to each table and have a duel! :D Single guys vs girls. What better way to get to know someone but to die to them horribly.

    I think this idea would just end in tears. Not enough single cute females play videogames imho. It's still a mans sport.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    someone fly me to PAX, i promise not to hit on anyone :(

    darleysam on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Buraisu wrote: »
    Maybe there SHOULD be a speed dating room but add a video game console to each table and have a duel! :D Single guys vs girls. What better way to get to know someone but to die to them horribly.

    I think this idea would just end in tears. Not enough single cute females play videogames imho. It's still a mans sport.

    Lots of rad girls play video games, but I agree that the idea would end in too many tears. If attraction happens, it happens, but no need to force the issue, especially with such a lopsided ratio (as shown by previous PAXes).

    Polago on
  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager • PAX Community Cartographer Gold Coast QLD AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Buraisu wrote: »
    Maybe there SHOULD be a speed dating room but add a video game console to each table and have a duel! :D Single guys vs girls. What better way to get to know someone but to die to them horribly.

    I think this idea would just end in tears. Not enough single cute females play videogames imho. It's still a mans sport.

    imo, though, any chick who plays video games get an automatic +2 to their hawtness scale (but an alcohol resistance -2 modifier, as well!)

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    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Xyliana wrote: »
    Aww you mean PAX doesnt have a Speed dating room :(
    If it did, I would probably chuck a flashbang in there every 5 minutes. Y'know, just to fuck with people.

    Hacksaw on
  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm probably going to regret asking this but what on earth is a speed dating room? I'm almost afraid to know the answer... o_O

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