yeah but Germans are all gaga over Knut so I wouldn't be surprised if there are some fuckwits that don't know anything about polar bears except that they look sooooooo cute and assume that they'd be fun to play with
Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times
People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety
now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD
We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying
John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.
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Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunts people?
If a polar bear is stalking you what you're supposed to do is take off one piece of clothing at a time while you walk to town, distracting the bear for long enough for you to get indoors and lock the place behind you.
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Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times
People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety
now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD
We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying
John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.
And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
If a polar bear is stalking you what you're supposed to do is take off one piece of clothing at a time while you walk to town, distracting the bear for long enough for you to get indoors and lock the place behind you.
No, what you're supposed to do is move to a place without god damn polar bears.
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Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times
People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety
now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD
We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying
John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.
And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times
People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety
now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD
We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying
John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.
And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas and...
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I just didn't want to go back to looking at bloody baby penis to find the answer.
This lady apparently jumped into the polar bear exhibit during feeding time at a zoo in Berlin.
I guess she survived, somehow, and is in the hospital.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Reason: Batshit Craziness?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
It would bring a whole new definition to headbanging.
she probably thought the polar bears would just playfully lick her and cuddle
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Like those idiots that get beat up by their pet chimp. Because monkeys don't attack things right?
It would improve the 69 position, I'm sure.
coke advertising is really good lately
i like the one that shows what really goes on inside a coke vending machine
wait, i thought she was smart!
thank you, druhim, o illuminator
So much for his lucrative pornographic career.
I have absolutely no sympathy for this moron.
John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.
If a polar bear is stalking you what you're supposed to do is take off one piece of clothing at a time while you walk to town, distracting the bear for long enough for you to get indoors and lock the place behind you.
the video is actually pretty good too.
And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
No, what you're supposed to do is move to a place without god damn polar bears.
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
for real?