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Baby Born With Two Penises

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Actually, nope, it doesn't mention it.

    I just didn't want to go back to looking at bloody baby penis to find the answer.

    AMP'd on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    This lady apparently jumped into the polar bear exhibit during feeding time at a zoo in Berlin.

    I guess she survived, somehow, and is in the hospital.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    stupid lady

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She looks remarkably like a seal when she flails like that, to be fair.

    Lost Salient on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Polar bear all chomping on her back

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    there's more pictures showing her in the water before the attack and she looks like she thinks swimming up to the polar bears is going to be sooo cute

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    there's more pictures showing her in the water before the attack and she looks like she thinks swimming up to the polar bears is going to be sooo cute
    ahahah oh god, pic 3, fuckin priceless.

    L.E.O. on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    uh, that's the same pic that was already posted chief

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She is now recovering in hospital and still has given no reason for her actions.

    Reason: Batshit Craziness?

    Lost Salient on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    At least it didn't grow on his forehead.

    It would bring a whole new definition to headbanging.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    she's probably just terribly embarrassed by how stupid she now realizes she was

    she probably thought the polar bears would just playfully lick her and cuddle

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Who thinks this about bears. They are bears.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Timothy Treadwell, and this chick, apparently.

    Lost Salient on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    yeah but Germans are all gaga over Knut so I wouldn't be surprised if there are some fuckwits that don't know anything about polar bears except that they look sooooooo cute and assume that they'd be fun to play with

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Timothy Treadwell, and this chick, apparently.
    hahaha :^:

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    she's probably just terribly embarrassed by how stupid she now realizes she was

    she probably thought the polar bears would just playfully lick her and cuddle

    Like those idiots that get beat up by their pet chimp. Because monkeys don't attack things right?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    At least it didn't grow on his forehead.

    It would bring a whole new definition to headbanging.

    It would improve the 69 position, I'm sure.

    AMP'd on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that bear photo is amazing

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wish Coca Cola still did the Polar Bear commercials

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wish Coca Cola still did the Polar Bear commercials

    coke advertising is really good lately

    i like the one that shows what really goes on inside a coke vending machine

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    stupid lady

    wait, i thought she was smart!

    thank you, druhim, o illuminator

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fallout your infraction is hilarious

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She didn't want to pay to have her extra back penis taken off by surgeons. Bears are just as good as surgeons in 87% of most medical situations.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    the location of the second penis is absolutely hilarious

    edit - bah, they removed it.

    So much for his lucrative pornographic career.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    there's more pictures showing her in the water before the attack and she looks like she thinks swimming up to the polar bears is going to be sooo cute
    ahahah oh god, pic 3, fuckin priceless.
    hahahahahaaaa

    I have absolutely no sympathy for this moron.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times

    People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety

    now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD

    We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying

    John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunts people?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That and Bengal tigers.

    If a polar bear is stalking you what you're supposed to do is take off one piece of clothing at a time while you walk to town, distracting the bear for long enough for you to get indoors and lock the place behind you.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    there's more pictures showing her in the water before the attack and she looks like she thinks swimming up to the polar bears is going to be sooo cute
    ahahah oh god, pic 3, fuckin priceless.
    hahahahahaaaa

    I have absolutely no sympathy for this moron.

    the video is actually pretty good too.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times

    People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety

    now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD

    We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying

    John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.

    And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.

    TheySlashThem on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    That and Bengal tigers.

    If a polar bear is stalking you what you're supposed to do is take off one piece of clothing at a time while you walk to town, distracting the bear for long enough for you to get indoors and lock the place behind you.

    No, what you're supposed to do is move to a place without god damn polar bears.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times

    People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety

    now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD

    We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying

    John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.

    And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.

    You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

    Bloods End on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times

    People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety

    now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD

    We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying

    John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.

    And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.

    You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
    I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas and...

    Wallhitter on
  • lawllawl Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    At least it didn't grow on his forehead.

    It would bring a whole new definition to headbanging.

    for real?

    lawl on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    go back to G&T you moron

    Druhim on
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