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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    One day I shall run for office and this forum will be like a thorn in my liony paw!

    But I will still be a lion and get elected for my flowing mane.

    I'll tell everyone we did coke in a limo and made you me go down on you.

    THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

    It must be the coke talking.

    Inquisitor on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inqy is energetic tonight.

    edit: I FIXED THAT! YOU NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE HOW I FIX THINGS, HOW I MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Inqy is energetic tonight.

    Or maybe, maybe you are just lethargic so I seem bouncy in comparison!

    Bouncy bouncy!

    I should watch that video of that busty ass babe playing wii bowling naked again.

    Inquisitor on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    "Logbook 1, March 5th 199X

    It would seem that Inq exhibits dramatic and apparently unnoticed or even forgotten changes in personality when subjected to certain stimuli. Further testing needed.'

    Nerdgasmic on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I guess I could be feeling kinda lethargic. I'm doing laundry and playing CoD5... The rage has drained me more or less.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What is with the naked/really skimpy clothed girl/just hot girl/maybe nerdy girl playing Wii video thing anyway?

    That shit is everywhere these days.

    Inquisitor on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    I guess I could be feeling kinda lethargic. I'm doing laundry and playing CoD5... The rage has drained me more or less.

    Pussy.

    Inquisitor on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Tekken fucking sucks and is for people who like bad fighting games.

    that would be me :D

    You should like good games.

    but im shallow inq

    what do i do about this

    i can only be serious about meaningful things, not my gaming time

    it is a character flaw

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I regret signing up for this new phalla in CF because it makes no fucking sense.

    Voting for three things every night?

    Fucking moving between threads?

    Having stats and HP and items?

    Having to submit 5 combat orders every night?

    THE FUCK? What happened to fucking mafia, seer, guardian, vigilante, village GOGOGOGOGOGO

    Inquisitor on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yeah I dropped out inq. too much for me.

    Variable on
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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    I guess I could be feeling kinda lethargic. I'm doing laundry and playing CoD5... The rage has drained me more or less.

    Pussy.

    I peaked early is all. I was playing against a guy that was top 100 kills in team death match and smashing his face into the ground. My hunger sated, I have become lethargic... which leads to me getting angry when I die to some stupid camping moron that I should have noticed... which can create giant chains of outrage when a couple silly things happen in a row.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    but im shallow inq

    what do i do about this

    i can only be serious about meaningful things, not my gaming time

    it is a character flaw

    Why is gaming time not meaningful?

    MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BEING SO LAZY AND MAKE GAMES MEANINGFUL? HUH!

    Like maybe you should marry a good game? Get in a committed relationship.

    HAVE A KID YOU FUCKING COWARD.

    Inquisitor on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i had this twitter account for over 1 year
    i just had it so i could look at things like shaq's twitter
    i didnt make 1 single tweet
    until fucking today

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I regret signing up for this new phalla in CF because it makes no fucking sense.

    Voting for three things every night?

    Fucking moving between threads?

    Having stats and HP and items?

    Having to submit 5 combat orders every night?

    THE FUCK? What happened to fucking mafia, seer, guardian, vigilante, village GOGOGOGOGOGO

    Hahaha.

    Elki on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    I peaked early is all. I was playing against a guy that was top 100 kills in team death match and smashing his face into the ground. My hunger sated, I have become lethargic... which leads to me getting angry when I die to some stupid camping moron that I should have noticed... which can create giant chains of outrage when a couple silly things happen in a row.

    So, as your girlfriend has been telling me, you lack endurance.

    Don't worry, I've been satisfying her needs.

    If you don't have a girlfriend, change girlfriend to sister, as she tells me similarly.

    If you don't have a sister, change it to mom, as it still holds true.

    Inquisitor on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i had this twitter account for over 1 year
    i just had it so i could look at things like shaq's twitter
    i didnt make 1 single tweet
    until fucking today

    Are you now a twitter shitter?

    Inquisitor on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    but im shallow inq

    what do i do about this

    i can only be serious about meaningful things, not my gaming time

    it is a character flaw

    Why is gaming time not meaningful?

    MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BEING SO LAZY AND MAKE GAMES MEANINGFUL? HUH!

    Like maybe you should marry a good game? Get in a committed relationship.

    HAVE A KID YOU FUCKING COWARD.

    what if i actually think of games as time wasters because im lazy and hate commitment and am a coward?

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what if i actually think of games as time wasters because im lazy and hate commitment and am a coward?

    Then you need to drop and give me 20 until your balls drop.

    Inquisitor on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This chat is my bitch now.

    Inquisitor on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    I peaked early is all. I was playing against a guy that was top 100 kills in team death match and smashing his face into the ground. My hunger sated, I have become lethargic... which leads to me getting angry when I die to some stupid camping moron that I should have noticed... which can create giant chains of outrage when a couple silly things happen in a row.

    So, as your girlfriend has been telling me, you lack endurance.

    Don't worry, I've been satisfying her needs.

    If you don't have a girlfriend, change girlfriend to sister, as she tells me similarly.

    If you don't have a sister, change it to mom, as it still holds true.

    Yeah but if I go back to playing CoD I wont be able to post and keep you entertained. DILEMMA!

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    what if i actually think of games as time wasters because im lazy and hate commitment and am a coward?

    Then you need to drop and give me 20 until your balls drop.

    hahaha you went full circle into insanity, this is great

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I regret signing up for this new phalla in CF because it makes no fucking sense.

    Voting for three things every night?

    Fucking moving between threads?

    Having stats and HP and items?

    Having to submit 5 combat orders every night?

    THE FUCK? What happened to fucking mafia, seer, guardian, vigilante, village GOGOGOGOGOGO

    You should've expected some level of chaos from a game intended for 150 players. :P

    And most of that is usual fare for newer Phallas.

    cj iwakura on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hahaha you went full circle into insanity

    Shit, you never go full crazy.

    Fuuuuck back peddle!

    OH NO! There is no escape! I'm melting....

    MEEEEEEELTING!

    Inquisitor on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »

    You should've expected some level of chaos from a game intended for 150 players. :P

    And most of that is usual fare for newer Phallas.

    I expected a simple system given 150 players.

    Wait, sorry, I can't talk, I melted...

    Inquisitor on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    it is usual fare, and it is actually really a lot of fun, I just couldn't handle it right now. playing mini phalla in d&d instead.

    Variable on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    i had this twitter account for over 1 year
    i just had it so i could look at things like shaq's twitter
    i didnt make 1 single tweet
    until fucking today

    Are you now a twitter shitter?
    i thought about doing that
    for novelty's sake

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    hahaha you went full circle into insanity

    Shit, you never go full crazy.

    Fuuuuck back peddle!

    OH NO! There is no escape! I'm melting....

    MEEEEEEELTING!

    and thus my plan comes to fruition.

    inquisitor jam!

    *spreads on toast*

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Yeah but if I go back to playing CoD I wont be able to post and keep you entertained. DILEMMA!

    (The idea that you are keeping me entertained is laughable)

    ((The () means I am talking telepathically because I am now a smoldering heap))

    Inquisitor on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla want some inquis on toast

    im afraid its a bit chatty

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Yeah but if I go back to playing CoD I wont be able to post and keep you entertained. DILEMMA!

    (The idea that you are keeping me entertained is laughable)

    ((The () means I am talking telepathically because I am now a smoldering heap))

    *sniffle*

    FINE

    *runs away*

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    (I will kill you from the inside out)

    (Or at least give you bad enough gas to make all your friends and family disown you)

    Inquisitor on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    Warioware1box.jpg

    Elki on
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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla want some inquis on toast

    im afraid its a bit chatty

    No, I swore to myself to never have inqy in my mouth...

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    (Wazilla...I....



    I've always admired you from afar.


    I just...

    I just don't have the words to express my love.

    If only I were a poet...

    But I'm not so uh...

    Stick your dick in my ass, will you?)

    Inquisitor on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla want some inquis on toast

    im afraid its a bit chatty

    No, I swore to myself to never have inqy in my mouth...

    why?

    hes not bad

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I regret signing up for this new phalla in CF because it makes no fucking sense.

    Voting for three things every night?

    Fucking moving between threads?

    Having stats and HP and items?

    Having to submit 5 combat orders every night?

    THE FUCK? What happened to fucking mafia, seer, guardian, vigilante, village GOGOGOGOGOGO
    Welcome to what Phalla has turned into.

    Thanatos on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    woah

    I just reread the last 50 pages or so of The Crying of Lot 49

    and it just clicked

    it's damn brilliant. (still not DFW, but definitely brilliant.)

    Podly on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guys, Observe and Report is brilliant. Go see it.

    Quid on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    (Wazilla...I....



    I've always admired you from afar.


    I just...

    I just don't have the words to express my love.

    If only I were a poet...

    But I'm not so uh...

    Stick your dick in my ass, will you?)

    I wont compete for your attention! I'm not your WHORE

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh shit I figured it out Elki!

    Quid on
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