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I wish there were restaurants where you could fuck a chick while eating.

TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
It'd be ten times better than Hooter's.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Hooters is a very depressing place to go to.

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so.... like your Mom's? Only there you have to pay for the food?

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You don't fuck the hooters waitresses while they serve you? Weird shit.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shut up, you fucking tool.

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Shut up, you fucking tool.

    Thats what I try to tell 'em, but they just keep trying to take my order.

    iusehappymod on

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    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    defender not everyone can just do missionary with the lights off every time dude

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    defender not everyone can just do missionary with the lights off every time dude

    Don't support shit threads.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    Also, a place like this would be the most horribly unsanitary place to eat. Just eew.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Nope, you don't get to do this.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Because it's wrong to shit in a thread, I will say that anything other than a BJ while eating would be very, very awkward and messy. I mean, I guess you could have a sandwich while she was riding you.

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Because it's wrong to shit in a thread, I will say that anything other than a BJ while eating would be very, very awkward and messy. I mean, I guess you could have a sandwich while she was riding you.

    I'd eat ribs and wipe my hands on her ass.

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    AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    this place would be hard to eat at.

    I don't think you guys are understanding the physics involved here.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i think you should only eat during sex if the food being eaten is integral to the act itself

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    AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so, like, a cucumber?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Because it's wrong to shit in a thread, I will say that anything other than a BJ while eating would be very, very awkward and messy. I mean, I guess you could have a sandwich while she was riding you.
    she pegs you doggy style

    you eat

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    stfu fag

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Clams and Tacos. Maybe?

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    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    so, like, a cucumber?

    sure why not

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    guys i heard defender likes dp pegging

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
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    ahaha, yessss

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You could rest your food on her back if you were doing her in the ass.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you can fuck a girl at any restaurant

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    if you really want this

    go find a swingers club

    seriously

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh, I thought it was fuck a chicken while eating it.

    Thread doesn't interest me anymore.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    if you really want this

    go find a swingers club

    seriously

    I am more than positive that none of the people who post at this board are attractive enough to get into those places.

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    AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    there are a lot of people who post on this board.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    This is a pretty awesome thread.

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Anyone who thinks they can enjoy a meal during sex either has about a jr. high level of understanding about sex, or is basically like a black belt at fucking.

    Anyone care to places wagers on which Treeloot is?

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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    if you really want this

    go find a swingers club

    seriously

    I am more than positive that none of the people who post at this board are attractive to get into those places.

    Dude, are you kidding me? Check one out. Wall to wall fatties.

    Hello on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    if you really want this

    go find a swingers club

    seriously

    I am more than positive that none of the people who post at this board are attractive to get into those places.

    Porn is not real life.

    I would think the only requirements for getting into a swingers club are

    Over 18
    No STDs
    Have money

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Anyone who thinks they can enjoy a meal during sex either has about a jr. high level of understanding about sex, or is basically like a black belt at fucking.

    Anyone care to places wagers on which Treeloot is?

    "Jr. High School Tool" has been mine. I think I win!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    if you really want this

    go find a swingers club

    seriously

    I am more than positive that none of the people who post at this board are attractive to get into those places.

    Porn is not real life.

    I would think the only requirements for getting into a swingers club are

    Over 18
    No STDs
    Have money
    I read an article in a Playboy about the reporter's experience with a few swingers clubs in town, which is where I'm getting that from.

    Maybe there are swingers clubs that are down with fuggos.

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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    if you really want this

    go find a swingers club

    seriously

    I am more than positive that none of the people who post at this board are attractive to get into those places.

    Porn is not real life.

    I would think the only requirements for getting into a swingers club are

    Over 18
    No STDs
    Have money

    STDs is more an option than a requirement


    the horror

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
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    YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    I read an article in a Playboy about the reporter's experience with a few swingers clubs in town, which is where I'm getting that from.

    Maybe there are swingers clubs that are down with fuggos.

    I suppose like any club, it depends on how exclusive it is.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You guys are a bunch of whiny babies

    Oh boo hoo bad thread let me announce it because then I'm cool

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I may, or may not, have experience with something which may, or may not, be entirely similar or dissimilar to this.




    ...

    <_<
    >_>

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