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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I can't wait until this happens


    so my gf said that she was becoming a prostitute to pay for the medical bills for an abortion she didn't want me to know about

    what do i do?!

    Shit fool, at least she gettin money now. You just get her hooked on that stuff and rake in the dough!
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So close to posting this... so close

    Evil you owe it to yourself to make this relationship work. Do you know how much money a good prostitute can make?

    Just make sure you get tested regularly.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Girl wanted to know if I'd still sex her up if she went out and had a kid or adopted, which led to her asking about how to become a hermit. o_O

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tim Leary, A++ work

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    So close to posting this... so close

    Evil you owe it to yourself to make this relationship work. Do you know how much money a good prostitute can make?

    Just make sure you get tested regularly.

    Also, think of the book deal down the road

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man I've learned from H/A never have or take naked pictures of your SO they always seem to be sent to a third party.
    Really, naked pictures serve no purpose besides being sent to someone else. If you have an SO willing to get nude for a camera, she should be just as willing to get nude for you. Why take a picture when you have the real thing right there?

    Now, in cases of being apart for several weeks/months/years, I can consider an exception.

    The risk is half the fun.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I like that the same people go

    "There is no logical reason that prostitution should be illegal; it's just outdated morality."

    and

    "SHES A CHEATING WHORE THROW HER ASS OUT!!!!"
    Man, there's a difference between a girl who likes to get paid for sex and a girl who likes to get paid for sex behind her boyfriend's back while she puts him at unknowing risk.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I am the hairiest

    HAIR OFF!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly: First one is free right? I have these free tickets from Delta...

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    So close to posting this... so close

    Evil you owe it to yourself to make this relationship work. Do you know how much money a good prostitute can make?

    Just make sure you get tested regularly.

    Do it :)

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I am the hairiest

    Dip your balls in hot tea

    I think that is the GOP solution

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    All right, my new car will be available for pick up tomorrow morning!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I am the hairiest

    Dip your balls in hot tea

    I think that is the GOP solution
    hehehehe

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Reading these threads. This is exactly why I am never in H/A.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    Do it :)

    I went with a less infractable solution...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    so it is teabag day

    how is the bagging coming?

    I can imagine the one intern at fox news

    thinking to himself

    should I tell them or not? They look like they're having so much fun.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    Do it :)

    I went with a less infractable solution...

    pussy. I was going to report it for awesome :)

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I think I'm a really nice person.

    Don't you like Ayn Rand? That disqualifies you!

    No!

    You're all "Hey guys Atlas Shrugged touched me in my special jew places that only compound interest normally can."

    The Fountainhead. I didn't like Atlas Shrugged. :(

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I am the hairiest

    HAIR OFF!

    i do have a picture of myself with my shirt half unbuttoned

    i'm warning you

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    Do it :)

    I went with a less infractable solution...

    pussy. I was going to report it for awesome :)

    Well it wasn't advice I went with advice...

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I am the hairiest

    HAIR OFF!

    i do have a picture of myself with my shirt half unbuttoned

    i'm warning you

    I have topless picks. :winky:

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    so it is teabag day

    how is the bagging coming?

    I can imagine the one intern at fox news

    thinking to himself

    should I tell them or not? They look like they're having so much fun.

    I heard somewhere that most off the off-air talent at FOX is actually, like, normal

    So I bet they are wandering around making jokes like, "Dude, you teabagged my desk! Unpatriotic!"

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.

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    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I like that the same people go

    "There is no logical reason that prostitution should be illegal; it's just outdated morality."

    and

    "SHES A CHEATING WHORE THROW HER ASS OUT!!!!"

    ...yeah? Kind of like how people should be able to take drugs, but when it comes to 'girlfriend lies about the money she borrowed from you; shooting smack with a guy who she lets sodomize her on your couch'

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    so it is teabag day

    how is the bagging coming?

    One of my friends works at the US House Rep Jared Polis's office in Boulder and they got some letters with tea bags in them the other week and didn't know what it was about and before they closely examined the contents of the letter they called a haz mat team. I am totally going to give him shit tonight when I go photograph the congressmen.

    Another friend who works for a Colorado House rep said he is super glad he isn't working at the capital today because of the shenanigans.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.
    HAHAHAHAHA

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.

    Man.

    So they're impeding the government now. These were the same dicks who were saying "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT" just a few years ago. What. The. Fuckk.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I like that the same people go

    "There is no logical reason that prostitution should be illegal; it's just outdated morality."

    and

    "SHES A CHEATING WHORE THROW HER ASS OUT!!!!"

    ...yeah? Kind of like how people should be able to take drugs, but when it comes to 'girlfriend lies about the money she borrowed from you; shooting smack with a guy who she lets sodomize her on your couch'

    Hypocrite.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    gosh

    I guess tea bagging really is serious business

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yesterday I woke up with the theme from Neon Genesis Evangelion in my head.

    Today I woke up with Sk8r Boi in my head.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    CommunistCow wrote: »
    Another friend who works for a Colorado House rep said he is super glad he isn't working at the capital today because of the shenanigans.

    Indeed

    It must be hell wading through the hundreds of protesters

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.
    HAHAHAHAHA
    Yep, that's just about the point when the White House stops toying with these guys.

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.

    Where did you read that? I have cnn and msnbc on right now and they just reported people throwing tea bags but no evacuation.

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.
    Fox News headline tonight: The Obama Administration. Are they getting any work done? Here's pictures of them all standing around outside. Why do you hate the working-class Americans, President Obama? Why? I bet you would like to light them on fire, wouldn't you. I heard you would. From a reputable source even.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Yesterday I woke up with the theme from Neon Genesis Evangelion in my head.

    Today I woke up with Sk8r Boi in my head.
    Descending into gayness slowly.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.

    Man.

    So they're impeding the government now. These were the same dicks who were saying "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT" just a few years ago. What. The. Fuckk.

    So treason charges all around.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My advice in that thread was the best. She's a whore, treat her like you're the pimp. Wear those pants. Yeah boyyyyy.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    CommunistCow wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.

    Where did you read that? I have cnn and msnbc on right now and they just reported people throwing tea bags but no evacuation.
    I had MSNBC on too and they said it was an evacuation.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    I am your father.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    They just evacuated the White House because some dick tossed tea bags over the fence.
    HAHAHAHAHA

    What?! Link?

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