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Sex with a feast. Bring your penis mightier.
Larlar
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Tell me, SE++, what is the best article of nutrition into which you suggest spreading manly crotch goo?
Would you start invading dinner rolls
Or humping Duck l'Orange?
Would you fuck a dozen bowls of soup?
Jerk off with metal tongs?
Would you free your willy into wine
To mix the red and white?
Would you violate the lobster bisque?
It won't put up a fight.
Gyrate in the muffins?
Impregnate all the beef?
Add some filling to the pies
To get some sweet relief?
Would you make the biscuits soggy
Or squick a bagel's hole?
Would you tame a fresh smoked salmon
With your six-inch fishing pole?
Blow a load into a stew?
Knock up jumbo shrimp?
Ponder invasive surgery
On the turkey with your prick?
Glue the peas together
Or mantasticize the corn?
Go for broke: spank out a web
To net a roasted boar?
Would you coat the mashed potatoes
With mancake batter mix?
Or sodomize the frogs' legs?
I swear this picks up chicks.
Would you like green eggs and ham?
Wait...
Shit.
Prostate glaze the donuts?
Spermify the greens?
Send your little soldiers forth
To battle the baked beans?
Would you drown the baby carrots
With a stream of pearly loot?
Would you lead a rodent platter
To its doom by meaty flute?
Would you bonk a noodle casserole?
Would you permeate fondue?
Would you activate death blossom
If you haven't got a clue?
Tell me, SE, what food you crave
To fill up with your stink.
If you draw a blank, sit down, relax,
And fuck the bitch that spilled your drink.
Would you start invading dinner rolls
Or humping Duck l'Orange?
Would you fuck a dozen bowls of soup?
Jerk off with metal tongs?
Would you free your willy into wine
To mix the red and white?
Would you violate the lobster bisque?
It won't put up a fight.
Gyrate in the muffins?
Impregnate all the beef?
Add some filling to the pies
To get some sweet relief?
Would you make the biscuits soggy
Or squick a bagel's hole?
Would you tame a fresh smoked salmon
With your six-inch fishing pole?
Blow a load into a stew?
Knock up jumbo shrimp?
Ponder invasive surgery
On the turkey with your prick?
Glue the peas together
Or mantasticize the corn?
Go for broke: spank out a web
To net a roasted boar?
Would you coat the mashed potatoes
With mancake batter mix?
Or sodomize the frogs' legs?
I swear this picks up chicks.
Would you like green eggs and ham?
Wait...
Shit.
Prostate glaze the donuts?
Spermify the greens?
Send your little soldiers forth
To battle the baked beans?
Would you drown the baby carrots
With a stream of pearly loot?
Would you lead a rodent platter
To its doom by meaty flute?
Would you bonk a noodle casserole?
Would you permeate fondue?
Would you activate death blossom
If you haven't got a clue?
Tell me, SE, what food you crave
To fill up with your stink.
If you draw a blank, sit down, relax,
And fuck the bitch that spilled your drink.
Larlar on
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(get it, pussy)
donkey
(get it, ass)
You know.
It's not bad.
Nuh-uh.
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You know.
You should try it sometime
What do Larlars do then?
Teach me.
any less would be uncivilized
actually, i wonder how this would feel
anyone feel up for an experiment?
I shall PM you my address. You buy the pop-rocks.
I think it would feel pretty awesome. Your willy would get a bit sticky though.
Sometimes they do. Sometimes they need to let the terrible out all at once, like when a whale goes and eats seventeen dolphins for no reason.
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It was a deleted scene, now that I think about it.
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The hell kind of boobs have you been feeling up?
*in person
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YUH HUH YUH HUH YUH HUH I DID TOO
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That was a guy I know from school - I posted the original picture for photoshoppery and laughs...this was the result.
one of many.
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The sterling silver ware.
Making sure to hit the salad forks,
Those things get everywhere.
Secret Satan