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Sex with a feast. Bring your penis mightier.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Tell me, SE++, what is the best article of nutrition into which you suggest spreading manly crotch goo?

    Cantaloupe

    And we'll never get married because of it.


    Think about it.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    can't elope

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    C'mon, people, this poem needs more stanzas! GET WRITING!

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    poetry is for fags

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    foetry is for pags

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters, have you no eyes?
    Because that tends to turn me on.
    Open your buttocks good and wide,
    I'll frost your curly lawn.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Poetry sucks, dudes
    Stanzas aint got shit on me
    Also not on you

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Poetry is for gays.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    meissnerd is a tard
    he really really is, dudes
    let's all go punch him

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    By punch pot means sex
    He wants to sex me up hard
    But he's very shy

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Oberon311 wrote: »
    If I could be in the same room as a Chipotle burrito without eating it first, I'd hit that shit six ways to Sunday.

    I'm going there for lunch today.

    Mmmm, barbacoa; you are the most delicious of the mystery meats.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Defender has never seen a woman naked* He works in the videogame industry.


    *in person

    YUH HUH YUH HUH YUH HUH I DID TOO

    Your mom doesn't count.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Oberon311 wrote: »
    If I could be in the same room as a Chipotle burrito without eating it first, I'd hit that shit six ways to Sunday.

    I'm going there for lunch today.

    Mmmm, barbacoa; you are the most delicious of the mystery meats.

    I got a barbacoa burrito with their herb rice and pinto beans and three salsas: tomato, corn and hot. Sour cream and cheese with a little lettuce to fin.

    Mmmm, good. Almost too much to wrap.

    Next time, I'll do a Burrito Bowl, though I really do love the taste of the wrap.

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I had Quiznos for lunch. It was the usual letdown.

    But it's all that is within walking distance of work, and hell if I'm going to drive around in all this damned snow.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Oberon311 wrote: »
    If I could be in the same room as a Chipotle burrito without eating it first, I'd hit that shit six ways to Sunday.

    I'm going there for lunch today.

    Mmmm, barbacoa; you are the most delicious of the mystery meats.

    I got a barbacoa burrito with their herb rice and pinto beans and three salsas: tomato, corn and hot. Sour cream and cheese with a little lettuce to fin.

    Mmmm, good. Almost too much to wrap.

    Next time, I'll do a Burrito Bowl, though I really do love the taste of the wrap.

    I'm all about the carnitas now. That shit is fucking great.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Oberon311 wrote: »
    If I could be in the same room as a Chipotle burrito without eating it first, I'd hit that shit six ways to Sunday.

    I'm going there for lunch today.

    Mmmm, barbacoa; you are the most delicious of the mystery meats.

    I got a barbacoa burrito with their herb rice and pinto beans and three salsas: tomato, corn and hot. Sour cream and cheese with a little lettuce to fin.

    Mmmm, good. Almost too much to wrap.

    Next time, I'll do a Burrito Bowl, though I really do love the taste of the wrap.

    I'm all about the carnitas now. That shit is fucking great.

    Pork, eh? I'll give it a try.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    does anyone know the name of that restaurant that's kinda upscale and all the waiters walk around with different meats on sticks that they bring right to your table?

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    does anyone know the name of that restaurant that's kinda upscale and all the waiters walk around with different meats on sticks that they bring right to your table?

    I think it's Venezuelan.

    There's a couple all-you-can-eat Brasilian meat places near here; "The Knife".

    They just shut down a couple because of huge volumes of rats.

    las plagas!

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    MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So I had some cheese enchiladas with pinto beans and mexican rice. It was awesome. The food was good too.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    yeah venezuelan sounds right it's been a couple of years

    shit man they have just big fucking hunks of meat on sticks that they just bring to you until you can't eat anymore i will fight every last rat in the place if i have to

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I had not a god damned thing for lunch, with a side of nada and zip.

    Dieting fuckin' sucks. 12 pounds down, 38 to go.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    I had not a god damned thing for lunch, with a side of nada and zip.

    Dieting fuckin' sucks. 12 pounds down, 38 to go.

    Just not eating food isn't always the best way to do that. You might end up losing a lot of muscle mass in with the fat. I mean, if you don't take in calories, yeah, you'll get smaller, but it might be the kind of reduction that you really want.

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