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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Look, if you think that all women are giggly obnoxious bitches who spend $1000 on a purse and want a man to provide for them for the rest of their lives, you've been hanging out with the wrong women.

    There are just as many women who are nothing like that and if you're too dumb to realize it maybe you're too dumb to find them.

    <3

    Good, you love me, now provide for me for the rest of my life while I sit on my ass and eat chocolate.

    No tits, no chocolate.

    That's not fair. I can't help it, I was born this way. :(

    I was born to only value you for your body.

    I am worth $0.03.


    Then you're getting the used candy wrappers from my chocolate bars.

    Callius on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    And to be fair, they are basically draw you in and use all sorts of tricks to get you to marry them and then you do marry them and then they turn into these goddamn harpies and you just want to grab them by the wings and kick them in the face and stomp them down and then rip their wings off and throw them on the ground and then they bleed to death and that's where I think they got the idea for that animation in God Of War.
    God damn it I love you.

    Callius on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I was born to only value you for your body.

    I am worth $0.03.

    Oh come on! Your average surfboard is worth more than that.

    You can't surf on me. :(

    Sheri on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Dude, anyone who doesn't want an exclusive relationship can fuck off for all I care. Sorry, but I don't your bullshit. You can't even commit to a DATING relationship with just one person? That's either fucked up or unbelievably immature, and I see no reason to waste time on it. Let alone the threat of STDs.

    Defender, hey... buddy... different people live different lives.

    and some people are just dumb

    potatoe on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Aw, time to go again.

    Goddamn classes getting in the way of posting.

    Sheri on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Plus, some people are in stable polyamorous relationships which don't have a threat of STDs.

    Callius on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Have we talked about Denehilist and his jeans yet?

    Are you drunk again or do you never sober up?

    are you still mentally handicapped

    Weaver on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    My ex-girlfriend used to always tell me:

    "You can marry more in a minute then you can make in a life-time."

    It is a motto I live by.

    How could you date someone... that...


    JESUS FUCK YOU GUYS HURT MY BRAIN!

    I'm so glad I found a girl that totally identifies with my priorities and world-view, it makes things much easier.

    So

    Lots of sex?

    God yes... she's read more of the Victorian Bondage Erotica than I have!

    I think I am in love with your girlfriend too

    Janson on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Dude, anyone who doesn't want an exclusive relationship can fuck off for all I care. Sorry, but I don't your bullshit. You can't even commit to a DATING relationship with just one person? That's either fucked up or unbelievably immature, and I see no reason to waste time on it. Let alone the threat of STDs.

    Well she had no intention of sleeping with other people. She just didn't want to be restricted not to go out with other people. I understood it initially but after we had been seeing each other for more than 3 months it was "shit or get off the pot" time.

    She has commitment and trust issues and I told her I could no longer see a person that refuses to commit or trust me. It's been kind of rough though because there were a lot of things I liked about her.

    Butters on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    because I don't rape retards

    Weaver on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    I think I am in love with your girlfriend too

    You, Mori, Natasha and I should totally go on a double-date sometime!

    I mean, when we're not all spread out across the globe.

    Callius on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I think I am in love with your girlfriend too

    You, Mori, Natasha and I should totally go on a double-date sometime!

    I mean, when we're not all spread out across the globe.

    Totally!

    I'll fix up a double date with Pony and his delectable girlfriend, too.

    Janson on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Have we talked about Denehilist and his jeans yet?

    Are you drunk again or do you never sober up?

    are you still mentally handicapped
    Should have a question mark, wizard.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think if I was going for proper grammar I would have capitalized the a in are too you dipshit

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    fucking armchair english majors

    Weaver on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I think I am in love with your girlfriend too

    You, Mori, Natasha and I should totally go on a double-date sometime!

    I mean, when we're not all spread out across the globe.

    Totally!

    I'll fix up a double date with Pony and his delectable girlfriend, too.

    Holy damn I want to do very naughty things to that woman.

    Still, Pony and I would just end up screaming at each other the whole time I think. It would be awesome.

    Are you and Mori coming to PAX?




    Also, do you make him buy you shoes and purses because your vagina demands sacrifice?

    Callius on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Holy damn I want to do very naughty things to that woman.

    Still, Pony and I would just end up screaming at each other the whole time I think. It would be awesome.

    Are you and Mori coming to PAX?

    Also, do you make him buy you shoes and purses because your vagina demands sacrifice?

    All the time! Ask him what he got me for Christmas. I'm so demanding.

    I'd like to come to PAX. You know what my inconsiderate computer did, though? Break. It seems that just when I think I'll be able to start saving up for a plane fare that bam! an expense crops up.

    Also I had some art prints framed this month, but it was totally worth it. So sexy.

    Janson on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Holy damn I want to do very naughty things to that woman.

    Still, Pony and I would just end up screaming at each other the whole time I think. It would be awesome.

    Are you and Mori coming to PAX?

    Also, do you make him buy you shoes and purses because your vagina demands sacrifice?

    All the time! Ask him what he got me for Christmas. I'm so demanding.

    I'd like to come to PAX. You know what my inconsiderate computer did, though? Break. It seems that just when I think I'll be able to start saving up for a plane fare that bam! an expense crops up.

    Also I had some art prints framed this month, but it was totally worth it. So sexy.

    Demand that he pay for you to go to Pax. Don't you know anything? You're a girl and are supposed to ask for things, he is a guy and is supposed to give them with only the faintest hint of sex.

    Hrmmm, sucks about your computer. What borked on it?

    What art prints?

    Callius on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    fucking armchair english majors
    Fragment, never mind the punctuation.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    RAWRGUHGZDGZUFUGVUSFFVSJSFUF

    Weaver on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    These art prints:

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    He has offered to help pay, which I appreciate him doing, although of course I won't accept his offer.

    My CPU and PSU broke (well, the CPU broke but because of the PSU) and I may be replacing the mobo and case too because I am a klutz and can't remove a heatsink properly.

    Janson on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WEAVER SMASH

    potatoe on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    WEAVER SMASH

    Weaver on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh PBF, how do I love thee?

    Hrmm, Usually when the power supply goes the whole mobo gets fried too (in my experience)... hell, last time my power supply popped it took the video card too.

    Callius on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    weaver let's be daring englishonauts

    breaking the rules so
    that no-one

    else hass twwo

    bongi on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's because power supplies are bitter, vindictive motherfuckers.

    Weaver on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    like pants!

    potatoe on
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    fucking armchair english majors

    i giggled at that and then had to disguise it as a cough because apparently I'm not supposed to internet at work anymore

    DaySleeper on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Oh PBF, how do I love thee?

    Hrmm, Usually when the power supply goes the whole mobo gets fried too (in my experience)... hell, last time my power supply popped it took the video card too.

    The mobo may be broken, too. I can't really tell. It and the video card still light up.

    It broke two months ago, and fortunately my ex had a spare mobo and CPU - didn't think it would be the PSU. So now the same PSU has fried the new parts :(

    And I love PBF. The Mittens one is my favourite, the other is Mori's choice.

    Janson on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    t Bongitrs I'

    m toutall

    y with you

    Weaver on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    God, if I were more creative I would change the lyrics to Space Oddity to be something about language and post it here.

    Callius on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    probably nsfw
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    Air on
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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    t Bongitrs I'

    m toutall

    y with you

    okay now you're just pissing me off

    DaySleeper on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sorry about the irrelevance but its almost 5am im not thinking a

    Air on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ouh maan i"ve gohn twoo fahre

    Weaver on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WORK SAFE

    Defender on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you are crazy
    it is 12:45 PM

    potatoe on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    fucking armchair english majors

    i giggled at that and then had to disguise it as a cough because apparently I'm not supposed to internet at work anymore
    The funny (maybe not funny) part is that I am an English major...

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh god that's wonderful... but not exactly SFW.

    Callius on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    doouble up every oo

    foor science

    bongi on
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