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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    alfred is probably the sexiest man in all of fiction

    he is so suave

    and he has that accent

    i would bone alfred until he needed to use his field medic training on me

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It is plausible that Alfred would bone the shit out of Vicki Vale.

    But yeah, that whole half-naked man-beast thing was slightly disturbing.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Alfred was not nearly hairy enough to be a "man-beast"

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Alfred was not nearly hairy enough to be a "man-beast"

    Really?

    I'm remembering huge cascades of chest hair for some reason.

    Clogging Vicki's coot and stuff.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You never see his chest fully lit, just some hair sprinkled around the top

    Alfred is a prim and proper man. He probably trims, if he grows a lot of hair at all.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    You never see his chest fully lit, just some hair sprinkled around the top

    Alfred is a prim and proper man. He probably trims, if he grows a lot of hair at all.

    I see. It's been a little while since I went through those issues. Not the most pleasant series to revisit over and over again, you see.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you should visit half-naked alfred at least twice a day

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    you should visit half-naked alfred at least twice a day

    Oh I do. Oh I do.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Alfred/Commissioner Gordon porn would be the best

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Alfred/Commissioner Gordon porn would be the best

    I'm so hard right now.

    Can Penguin watch?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    grant morrison is officialy Fucking Insane

    I mean, god damn, I knew he has always had great ideas, best contemporary comics writer, blah blah blah, all that

    but an entire actual issue of Batman, flagship fucking Batman done entirely in prose?

    that is absolutely without a doubt the craziest god damned fucking thing I have ever seen in my history of comics

    I 100% can not believe DC let him do that

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    i want to write a penguin story and call it why the caged bird kills

    i bet this has already been done

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    grant morrison is officialy Fucking Insane

    I mean, god damn, I knew he has always had great ideas, best contemporary comics writer, blah blah blah, all that

    but an entire actual issue of Batman, flagship fucking Batman done entirely in prose?

    that is absolutely without a doubt the craziest god damned fucking thing I have ever seen in my history of comics

    I 100% can not believe DC let him do that

    I couldn't really believe that either.

    Seems like the sort of thing that your average, casual comics reader would get pretty pissed off about, especially in a huge mainstream series like Batman.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Alfred/Commissioner Gordon porn would be the best

    I just had an image of Danny DeVito and Michael Caine, and threw up in my mouth.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Did you at least read it Whippy?

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yet again, last night I got into bed and was faced with the decision: read the prosey Batman issue or watch the 11:00 local news. I watched the news. That's how unmotivated I am to read 32 pages of tightly packed black font.

    And now today is new comics day. I have a feeling I won't be reading that issue for a long time.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Briareos wrote: »
    Yet again, last night I got into bed and was faced with the decision: read the prosey Batman issue or watch the 11:00 local news. I watched the news. That's how unmotivated I am to read 32 pages of tightly packed black font.

    And now today is new comics day. I have a feeling I won't be reading that issue for a long time.

    Although, it's probably better that it's all writing. I wouldn't have been able to handle an entire issue of that shit art they threw in.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Briareos wrote: »
    Yet again, last night I got into bed and was faced with the decision: read the prosey Batman issue or watch the 11:00 local news. I watched the news. That's how unmotivated I am to read 32 pages of tightly packed black font.

    And now today is new comics day. I have a feeling I won't be reading that issue for a long time.

    Jesus.

    You are such a girl.

    It takes like 10 minutes to read.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yes.

    Incidentally, have there been any interviews or some such indicating why they decided to go with this format for this issue? I don't have a big problem with it, but I'm curious.

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Briareos wrote: »
    Yet again, last night I got into bed and was faced with the decision: read the prosey Batman issue or watch the 11:00 local news. I watched the news. That's how unmotivated I am to read 32 pages of tightly packed black font.

    And now today is new comics day. I have a feeling I won't be reading that issue for a long time.

    Jesus.

    You are such a girl.

    It takes like 10 minutes to read.

    Stop it! I am not!


    Ohhh, I think I chipped my nail...

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