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Green Porno - The most bizzare show you haven't watched Possibly NSFW

DoctorArchDoctorArch CurmudgeonRegistered User regular
edited April 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
So what is Green Porno? It is a series of short films featuring this woman:

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Isabella Rossellini (who also writes and directs) exploring the mating rituals of animals through the method of dressing up like said animals and simulating fornication with their respective cardboard stand-ins.

Bizarre, and educational, the videos are on the Sundance Channel, which apparently has a bunch of other films in a similar, educational vein. There is a full season of 8 short clips, and they have started a second season.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXoPLeIIUFY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckqviVaWl0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkm3CCX1_xk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9wRxW7v1LA

So, what does everybody think? Personally, I think it's a hilarious way of getting across animal mating rituals. Also, apparently my Green Porno name is Hawk Blackside.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She cracks me up. Salon did an interview with her and seem to be big fans: http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2009/04/01/rossellini/index.html

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    GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fuckin furries.

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    archonwarparchonwarp Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    At first I was :|
    Then o_O
    Then :winky:
    Then D:

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    SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Best. Edutainment. Ever.

    Also "I would have no penis. :("

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    EggyToastEggyToast Jersey CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sexual Cannibalism is not specific to praying mantises, and studies have shown that males actively try to avoid it. Of course, being a bug, you don't have a lot of brainpower to work through these things.

    I like this more than her performance in Blue Velvet, though!

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    darthmixdarthmix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, my cable service had these up for free for a little while. They're pretty great. Of the ones I've seen, the spider is my favorite.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So, it's a show about yiffing plushies in fursuits.

    ...

    I did warn you guys that the furries would go mainstream.

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    PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I honestly thought David Lynch made these.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    The Bee one is my favorite.

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ... the premise alone is so odd it loops around and becomes intriguing again.

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    ilmmadilmmad Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This was in S&E a bit ago, pretty crazy shit.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This is both hilarious, interesting, and educates me about how much of a failure the war on drugs has been.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So, it's a show about yiffing plushies in fursuits.

    ...

    I did warn you guys that the furries would go mainstream.
    It'll be the source of our generation's bigotry. Need something after the gays get their rights. Of course, I don't think the Bible covers this one.

    Not even God was prepared.

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So, it's a show about yiffing plushies in fursuits.

    ...

    I did warn you guys that the furries would go mainstream.
    It'll be the source of our generation's bigotry. Need something after the gays get their rights. Of course, I don't think the Bible covers this one.

    Not even God was prepared.

    It'll probably be lumped in with false idols or something.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So, it's a show about yiffing plushies in fursuits.

    ...

    I did warn you guys that the furries would go mainstream.

    Actually, it's about a woman in fursuits raping cardboard cutouts. I'm not certain any one fetish covers that.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So, it's a show about yiffing plushies in fursuits.

    ...

    I did warn you guys that the furries would go mainstream.

    Actually, it's about a woman in fursuits raping cardboard cutouts. I'm not certain any one fetish covers that.

    This show has got to be a product of rule 34.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited April 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    The Bee one is my favorite.

    Even over the whale one?

    http://www.doublewidemedia.com/2009/green-porno-whale/

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    I love these! Of course, as a movie nerd I have nursed a giant crush on Isabella Rossellini since I was thirteen years old. The Salon interview is great: "Nature is infinitely scandalous."

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So, it's a show about yiffing plushies in fursuits.

    ...

    I did warn you guys that the furries would go mainstream.
    It'll be the source of our generation's bigotry. Need something after the gays get their rights. Of course, I don't think the Bible covers this one.

    Not even God was prepared.

    It'll probably be lumped in with false idols or something.

    Goddamn Egyptians just won't let my people go.

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    piLpiL Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PatboyX wrote: »
    I honestly thought David Lynch made these.

    I thought this was neat, so I checked out the actresses wikipedia article. Her bio reads like a film dream team. Daughter of Roberto Rossellini and Ingrid Bergman, married Martin Scorsese, dated David Lynch, Gary Oldman, and Gregory Mosher.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    piL wrote: »
    PatboyX wrote: »
    I honestly thought David Lynch made these.

    I thought this was neat, so I checked out the actresses wikipedia article. Her bio reads like a film dream team. Daughter of Roberto Rossellini and Ingrid Bergman, married Martin Scorsese, dated David Lynch, Gary Oldman, and Gregory Mosher.

    And to think, it all ends with acting out the many varieties of a male penis.

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    DuffelDuffel jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This looks like something first-year art students would put together at the last minute.

    Also, her obsession with point out anuses...anii?...assholes - even when it's not really relevant - seems kinda weird.

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    IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I watched it, i can't unwatch it...

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    OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh my god, I watched the praying mantis one.

    That big plastic mantis turning its head around and opening up to nom up her head freaked me out.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Duffel wrote: »
    This looks like something first-year art students would put together at the last minute.

    Also, her obsession with point out anuses...anii?...assholes - even when it's not really relevant - seems kinda weird.

    My assumption is that she likes anal.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My assumption is that there is little that she DOESN'T like...

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    DHSDHS Chase lizards.. ...bark at donkeys..Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    You watched it!

    You can't unwatch it!

    Stay tuned for more: TALES... OF... INTEREST!

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    This looks like something first-year art students would put together at the last minute.

    I know plenty that would work all year on some crap like this.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    My assumption is that there is little that she DOESN'T like...

    I bet she's fun at parties.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    My assumption is that there is little that she DOESN'T like...

    I bet she's fun at parties.

    And now Ms. Rosselini invites you to stick various items from this sack into her cooch!

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    It's like that 15 year old girl in Mall Rats that has meaningless sex with men so she can write a book about it.

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    IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DHS wrote: »
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    You watched it!

    You can't unwatch it!

    Stay tuned for more: TALES... OF... INTEREST!

    *claps*

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sheep wrote: »
    It's like that 15 year old girl in Mall Rats that has meaningless sex with men so she can write a book about it.

    Why do I never find women like this. :(

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    DuffelDuffel jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Duffel wrote: »
    This looks like something first-year art students would put together at the last minute.

    Also, her obsession with point out anuses...anii?...assholes - even when it's not really relevant - seems kinda weird.

    My assumption is that she likes anal.

    No shit.
    I'm so sorry.

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