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What the fuck, Boston?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Robots are smarter and less expendable than humans.

    Edit: Please don't make my text that obnoxious when you quote me.


    That's my job.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Robots are smarter and less expendable than humans.

    Edit: Please don't make my text that obnoxious when you quote me.


    That's my job.

    Then wouldn't it be smarter to have the robot wear mittens and carry the damn box around? Or do we need a robot to think that idea up for us?

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  • MeatPopSICKleMeatPopSICKle Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JC of DI wrote: »
    JC of DI wrote: »
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Pardon my ignorance - but why do they blow up these things if they think they're bombs?

    So they don't go off in an un-contained area. They are blown up in a place where nobody is, or in a container that is proofed such that the explosion won't hurt anyone.

    But look at the video - if it were a really powerful bomb I'd think that the shrapnel could've easily flown to where they show the crowd being taped off.

    Hm
    Perhaps that particular method is designed such that exploding the device from outside would cause the shrapnel/ball bearings to not eject.

    edit - What I'm trying to say is that while everyone in charge of what the bomb squad does is stupid, the bomb squad knows what they're doing.

    I'm sure the bomb squad has more intelligence than the politicians by far - their method in this case just seems unorthodox given how many different types of weapons could be deployed in a box like that - nuclear, biochemical, highly explosive, etc.

    Forgive me if this has been answered but im not reading all of this shit.

    Bomb squads detonate explosive devices with small charges (relativly) as a means of "dismantling" the bomb. The concept is that most explosive compounds are not reactive to shock, such as dropping them. the idea is if that you blow up a large bomb, with a smaller controled one, you remove triggering devices; and serperate the bomb into smaller components that alone will not function. Thus not triggering the larger more destructive bomb.

    Though as i did see one person mention you may be releasing a chemical/biological agent by accident. Thusly you have to inspect the bomb before blowing it up.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Robots are smarter and less expendable than humans.

    Edit: Please don't make my text that obnoxious when you quote me.


    That's my job.

    Then wouldn't it be smarter to have the robot wear mittens and carry the damn box around? Or do we need a robot to think that idea up for us?
    The robot didn't feel like doing it, so it made the human do it.

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  • Dis_quietDis_quiet Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You know, I wish I lived in Boston so I could print up a T-shirt that said "Not a bomb." in plain black letters on a white background.

    Or maybe start selling "Not a bomb." stickers around town for a few bucks each.




    Actually, I lied. I don't wish I lived in Boston at all.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm now an expert on Boston...all of New England in fact.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Boston state bird: "What is that in the sky? Is it a bomb?"

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I wonder what would happen if we all went to boston, each of us with a backpack, gathered around a public square or something and precisely at the same time, dropped our back packs and ran?


    Other then being arrested, I wonder if people would panic.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    I wonder what would happen if we all went to boston, each of us with a backpack, gathered around a public square or something and precisely at the same time, dropped our back packs and ran?


    Other then being arrested, I wonder if people would panic.
    I thought maybe you were pretending to be stupid earlier...

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nope, no acting here.

    Pure unadulterated american stupidity.

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  • lewdrabbitlewdrabbit Registered User new member
    edited March 2007
    While I was in the airport in Paris, they shut the whole place down because of a suspicious piece of luggage that no one had claimed for over an hour.

    They ushered my whole group of like 100 people into a tunnel that was supposed to protect us.

    From what I asked?

    They were blowing up the suitcase.

    Now, initially, I thought this was a horrible idea.. but there, in the distance, I saw my future. A few moments later, they blew the whole suitcase up, and when it was free to go back into customs, I was in the front of the line.. rather than the back.

    So when I heard the shreaking of an angry french woman, cussing out the bomb squad for blowing up her panties. I smiled to myself, and thanked her for her irresponsibility.

    But yeah, they blew her luggage up. Retards.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm now an expert on Boston...all of New England in fact.
    Dyna you couldn't even find a one-armed midget in a bar in Boston.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm now an expert on Boston...all of New England in fact.
    Dyna you couldn't even find a one-armed midget in a bar in Boston.
    I found a two armed midget. I think you ask for too much. I also found a very odd, drunken entrepeneur of some sort that spoke of ex-model wives, Gaia, cocaine parties in Brazil, and he dragged me to one of the saddest examples of a stripclub that I have ever witnessed.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm now an expert on Boston...all of New England in fact.
    Dyna you couldn't even find a one-armed midget in a bar in Boston.
    I found a two armed midget. I think you ask for too much. I also found a very odd, drunken entrepeneur of some sort that spoke of ex-model wives, Gaia, cocaine parties in Brazil, and he dragged me to one of the saddest examples of a stripclub that I have ever witnessed.
    All of which still leaves you an expert at losing to me at ping pong, and nothing more.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    “In Boston they ask, is he bomb? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?”

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bombston

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Did you really need to double post, just to say that?

    It wasn't even clever.

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  • ThundercallThundercall Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So, do the different agencies in Boston actually talk to each other? It seems like this could have been solved with a phone call or two.

    Or do the police just look at an object and say "Yeah, this'll be fun to blow up."

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm now an expert on Boston...all of New England in fact.
    Dyna you couldn't even find a one-armed midget in a bar in Boston.
    I found a two armed midget. I think you ask for too much. I also found a very odd, drunken entrepeneur of some sort that spoke of ex-model wives, Gaia, cocaine parties in Brazil, and he dragged me to one of the saddest examples of a stripclub that I have ever witnessed.
    All of which still leaves you an expert at losing to me at ping pong, and nothing more.
    You'd "lose" your paddle and then sulk the entire time. I know your game.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Did you really need to double post, just to say that?

    It wasn't even clever.

    |<~<~@quickreply@~&gt;~>|

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    All of which still leaves you an expert at losing to me at ping pong, and nothing more.
    You'd "lose" your paddle and then sulk the entire time. I know your game.
    My sulking game is A+ -- your scouts have delivered you accurate reports.

    Unfortunately this just means I will now have to begin carrying my paddle with me everywhere. It is hardly a sacrifice (although my bosses might wonder a bit).

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    alright goddamit.

    here are the pics i took from my office:

    this is where the bomb truck was parked and where they cordoned off part of the street. note the guy in the heavy armor/bear suit.
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    the device in question, after being blowed up
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    the armor guy checking the detonated device out
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    whatever they used to detonate it was strong enough to slightly shake all our office's windows. the police you see in the pics were laughing the whole time.

    goddamit, Boston.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Goddamn boston is stupid.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bear suit? You mean bomb suit. :D

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is there some kind of stupid virus in Boston? Is that why they have such annoying accents too perhaps?

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    OH NO THE ANGRY DRIVER VIRUS

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  • Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The bomb suit looks like an old fashioned diving suit.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    Is there some kind of stupid virus in Boston? Is that why they have such annoying accents too perhaps?

    Yer retahded, the accent is wicked schweet.

    fackin retahd.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Park the car in Harvard Yard

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Bbaj wrote: »
    say chowda

    showdare

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    TFS pointed this out

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    People should start leaving extremely non-suspicioius things around Boston with a sign that says THIS IS NOT A BOMB attached to them. Like a basketball, or a ham sandwich, or a playing card, or a GI Joe, etc.

    Or a bomb.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    People should start leaving extremely non-suspicioius things around Boston with a sign that says THIS IS NOT A BOMB attached to them. Like a basketball, or a ham sandwich, or a playing card, or a GI Joe, etc.

    Or a bomb.

    a round, cartoony bomb

    and the sign should be in the style of wile e coyote

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    People should start leaving extremely non-suspicioius things around Boston with a sign that says THIS IS NOT A BOMB attached to them. Like a basketball, or a ham sandwich, or a playing card, or a GI Joe, etc.

    Or a bomb.

    a round, cartoony bomb

    and the sign should be in the style of wile e coyote

    Oh god someone post the Batman-running-with-a-giant-round-bomb gif.

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Menace wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    People should start leaving extremely non-suspicioius things around Boston with a sign that says THIS IS NOT A BOMB attached to them. Like a basketball, or a ham sandwich, or a playing card, or a GI Joe, etc.

    Or a bomb.

    a round, cartoony bomb

    and the sign should be in the style of wile e coyote

    Oh god someone post the Batman-running-with-a-giant-round-bomb gif.

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    yo.

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, sweet, I'm going to Boston for spring break.

    I hope I see a man in a green suit blow shit up.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Menace wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    People should start leaving extremely non-suspicioius things around Boston with a sign that says THIS IS NOT A BOMB attached to them. Like a basketball, or a ham sandwich, or a playing card, or a GI Joe, etc.

    Or a bomb.

    a round, cartoony bomb

    and the sign should be in the style of wile e coyote

    Oh god someone post the Batman-running-with-a-giant-round-bomb gif.

    11652588902212006.gif

    yo.
    I have no idea who you are but <3.

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    that's regrettable

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    that's regrettable
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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Menace wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    People should start leaving extremely non-suspicioius things around Boston with a sign that says THIS IS NOT A BOMB attached to them. Like a basketball, or a ham sandwich, or a playing card, or a GI Joe, etc.

    Or a bomb.

    a round, cartoony bomb

    and the sign should be in the style of wile e coyote

    Oh god someone post the Batman-running-with-a-giant-round-bomb gif.

    11652588902212006.gif

    yo.
    I have no idea who you are but <3.

    I'm new, lurking fun.

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