I don't want this game to be dead because it's a good source of entertainment for those of us who didn't make the sign ups in time but if it is dead, you guys need to throw in the towel quickly so we can get another one going!!:)
Back in my day we didn't have the luxury of Forums to play Apples to Apples in. In my day we used to carve our card choices onto a log, and float them down the river!
I don't know about you guys but every time I read Stephen King novels, I get this overwhelming urge to rip off my T-Shirt and do 50 Press-ups, before having a beer and watching some sport.
I don't know about you guys but every time I read Stephen King novels, I get this overwhelming urge to rip off my T-Shirt and do 50 Press-ups, before having a beer and watching some sport.
NO way, I read the books whilst doing 1 handed press ups and drinking a beer. They are just that good.
T. Rex - PRETTY FUCKING MANLY, but have you seen those arms? REAL MANLY MEN have huge fucking biceps, not tiny little things like that. ELIMINATED.
The Grateful Dead - Dead? Real mean are IMMORTAL. ELIMINATED.
Power Tools - WHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR ONTO THE NEXT ROUND.
Leaf Blowers - Why take a leaf blower, when I've already accepted power tools? ELIMINATED.
Handguns - Now, here's something that could take power tools in a fight. Nothing more manly than a high-calibre penis substitute such as a handgun. On to the next round!
A Car Crash - How much damage was caused? A lot? A little? Destruction is always manly, but this one's shaky. On to the next round for now.
Choir Boys - I'M SORRY THE JUDGE ASKED FOR MEN, NOT BOYS. ELIMINATED.
Stephen King - Dude has more sex than horror in his horror novels. That's pretty damn manly. On to the next round.
T. Rex - PRETTY FUCKING MANLY, but have you seen those arms? REAL MANLY MEN have huge fucking biceps, not tiny little things like that. ELIMINATED.
The Grateful Dead - Dead? Real mean are IMMORTAL. ELIMINATED.
Power Tools - WHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR ONTO THE NEXT ROUND.
Leaf Blowers - Why take a leaf blower, when I've already accepted power tools? ELIMINATED.
Handguns - Now, here's something that could take power tools in a fight. Nothing more manly than a high-calibre penis substitute such as a handgun. On to the next round!
A Car Crash - How much damage was caused? A lot? A little? Destruction is always manly, but this one's shaky. On to the next round for now.
Choir Boys - I'M SORRY THE JUDGE ASKED FOR MEN, NOT BOYS. ELIMINATED.
Stephen King - Dude has more sex than horror in his horror novels. That's pretty damn manly. On to the next round.
That's it! You're dead! Unless you join Team X-Treme in MrB's phalla! I can be bribed/forgiving!
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If the game is over, you are a worthy winner Spork. You Apple Excellent.
I'll still win.
Calling it now.
All of my submissions are always manly. Especially those tennis sisters.
Which reminds me: everyone post your HoloNet ID number so I can teleport your new cards to you before I leave orbit tomorrow night.
Damn kids and your holonet. Back in my day we had two cans and a string, and we liked it!
Also, choir boy? What the hell.
Burnage is judging.
NO way, I read the books whilst doing 1 handed press ups and drinking a beer. They are just that good.
Right in the face.
T. Rex - PRETTY FUCKING MANLY, but have you seen those arms? REAL MANLY MEN have huge fucking biceps, not tiny little things like that. ELIMINATED.
The Grateful Dead - Dead? Real mean are IMMORTAL. ELIMINATED.
Power Tools - WHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR ONTO THE NEXT ROUND.
Leaf Blowers - Why take a leaf blower, when I've already accepted power tools? ELIMINATED.
Handguns - Now, here's something that could take power tools in a fight. Nothing more manly than a high-calibre penis substitute such as a handgun. On to the next round!
A Car Crash - How much damage was caused? A lot? A little? Destruction is always manly, but this one's shaky. On to the next round for now.
Choir Boys - I'M SORRY THE JUDGE ASKED FOR MEN, NOT BOYS. ELIMINATED.
Stephen King - Dude has more sex than horror in his horror novels. That's pretty damn manly. On to the next round.
That's it! You're dead! Unless you join Team X-Treme in MrB's phalla! I can be bribed/forgiving!
Power Tools
Can destroy buildings. A good start.
Handguns
Does pitiful damage to buildings, but can definitely screw people over.
A Car Crash
Can destroy buildings, trees, AND people! This one could be the winner...
Stephen King
Can destroy the moral fabric of our nation's youth. That is clearly more impressive than any of the pitiful options above.
STEPHEN KING IS THE MANLIEST OF MANLY.
I'll take that Green Card, thank you. That makes two for me. Three if I hadn't gotten shafted on Israel.
- showy
- ornate
- decorated
Arkan, your turn to judge!
fuck you, Darian
fuck yoooooou
I claim myself as the victor due to the three green cards that I should have thanks to Israel. Just listen to all the fans!
fuck global warming.