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Chuck Vs. the [Miniphalla] (CIA and NSA Victory, Minor Fulcrum Victory)

HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Critical Failures
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Hi! My name is Charles Bartowski. But you can call me Chuck. Here's a few things you may need to know, or maybe you just forgot.

Spies.jpgCarChases.jpgComputerStealingNinjas.jpgSavingtheDay.jpg

This is my life. It's filled with spies, car chases, computer stealing ninjas and me saving the day.

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You see, everything changed when I got an email from my old college buddy, Bryce Larkin. Bryce had been working for the CIA when he stole a whole bunch of government secrets from a computer called the Intersect. Next thing I know, these super-secrets are downloaded into my brain.

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The CIA sent their top agent, Sarah. to protect me. Oh yeah, I know. Believe me. The NSA sent their top agent to protect me too. That's Casey. He's not as pretty.

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The two of them are here to protect me from an organization called Fulcrum. They're after the Intersect, keeping me in a constant state of fear, danger and anxiety.

BuyMore.jpg

So now, the fate of the world lies in the unlikely hands of a guy who works at a Buy More. Instead of fighting computer viruses, I have to fight assassins and international terrorists.

Yeah.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0nJGRnobXE

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Chuck Vs. the Miniphalla is a miniphalla designed for 25-30 players which may or may not have any mechanics to be used in the upcoming main phalla. This game will be focused around the spy portion of Chuck's life; there will be very little to do with the Buy More. It will be relatively traditional for a Phalla.

Knowledge of Chuck is useful for this game, but absolutely not required.

Please be sure to sign up in an appropriately bright, bold colour.

2. TehSloth
4. Crimsoncoyote
7. Houn
15. thisisntwally
17. a5ehren
19. kuhlmeye


Daius - NSA Agent, injured by Major Casey
Maximus - NSA Agent carrying an NSA Incinerator, injured by an unknown operative
iamtheaznman - NSA Agent, captured by Fulcrum
KingMole - Sarah Walker (Guardian), captured by Fulcrum
kime - CIA Agent, benched

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Gandalf_The_Crazed - MI6 Agent, injured by Major Casey
psolms - Fulcrum Agent, killed by Bryce Larkin
enlightenedbum - Bryce Larkin (Variable), captured by Fulcrum
simonwolf - CIA Agent - benched

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Whod - CIA Agent, injured by Major Casey
abotkin - NSA Agent, captured by Fulcrum
durax - Chuck Bartowski (Intersect), captured by Fulcrum
Rakaam - CIA Agent, benched

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Fluffy - Fulcrum Agent, killed by Major Casey
Orange Soda - CIA Agent with EM-50 Listening Device, blown up by an NSA Incinerator
thorgot - NSA Agent, captured by Fulcrum
Eipnoom - NSA Agent, captured by Fulcrum
Wildcat - Major John Casey, benched

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !sign up

    Too many Phallas right now, but the theme is too awesome.

    Also, watch the finale and buy a $5 footlong tomorrow!

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG !Sign up

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    KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Sign up

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Signup!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is it considered bad form to sign up for two Miniphallas at once? ;-)

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is this phalla going to be cancelled halfway through?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !B:L, bad form.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Is this phalla going to be cancelled halfway through?

    Nah, it's not like it's pushing daisies phalla or anything :winky:

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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !need to play this

    chuck is the best show on television.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    !B:L, bad form.

    Oh boy...
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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've never played a Phalla before. What are the rules?

    Otherwise, I've always wanted to give it a go, therefore...

    SignUp!

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Houn wrote: »
    I've never played a Phalla before. What are the rules?

    Otherwise, I've always wanted to give it a go, therefore...

    SignUp!

    There are a bunch of what is Phalla posts lying around, refer to one of them. The main rule is this:

    be super paranoid.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey, look, a sticky at the top of this forum.

    Seems simple enough. I'm totally in.

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    KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    I've never played a Phalla before. What are the rules?

    Otherwise, I've always wanted to give it a go, therefore...

    SignUp!

    There are a bunch of what is Phalla posts lying around, refer to one of them. The main rule is this:

    be super paranoid.

    And vote for ebum

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You never vote for me.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dibs dibs dibs

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Houn wrote: »
    Hey, look, a sticky at the top of this forum.

    Seems simple enough. I'm totally in.
    You flail around uselessly as the stronger, established personalities lead the village around by the nose. They don't actually know what they're doing, so trust your instincts. At some point, the village will get lucky and nail a badguy with an RNG and then some actual work at analyzing past actions made by that person.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Spectrum

    I feel so good.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Hell Yes

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Hey, look, a sticky at the top of this forum.

    Seems simple enough. I'm totally in.
    You flail around uselessly as the stronger, established personalities lead the village around by the nose. They don't actually know what they're doing, so trust your instincts. At some point, the village will get lucky and nail a badguy with an RNG and then some actual work at analyzing past actions made by that person.

    At which point the village has about a 50-75% chance of still flailing around mindlessly. But that's better than before :P!

    Oh, and sign up, although I haven't seen much Chuck...

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Hey, look, a sticky at the top of this forum.

    Seems simple enough. I'm totally in.
    You flail around uselessly as the stronger, established personalities lead the village around by the nose. They don't actually know what they're doing, so trust your instincts. At some point, the village will get lucky and nail a badguy with an RNG and then some actual work at analyzing past actions made by that person.

    At which point the village has about a 50-75% chance of still flailing around mindlessly. But that's better than before :P!

    Oh, and sign up, although I haven't seen much Chuck...
    Man, 50% accuracy is like the gold standard.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Hey, look, a sticky at the top of this forum.

    Seems simple enough. I'm totally in.
    You flail around uselessly as the stronger, established personalities lead the village around by the nose. They don't actually know what they're doing, so trust your instincts. At some point, the village will get lucky and nail a badguy with an RNG and then some actual work at analyzing past actions made by that person.

    Best advice right there.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Hey, look, a sticky at the top of this forum.

    Seems simple enough. I'm totally in.
    You flail around uselessly as the stronger, established personalities lead the village around by the nose. They don't actually know what they're doing, so trust your instincts. At some point, the village will get lucky and nail a badguy with an RNG and then some actual work at analyzing past actions made by that person.

    At which point the village has about a 50-75% chance of still flailing around mindlessly. But that's better than before :P!

    Oh, and sign up, although I haven't seen much Chuck...
    Man, 50% accuracy is like the gold standard.

    Well, 50% accuracy of not flailing around mindlessly. They'll still probably be wrong, but at least some thought went into it!

    hmmm...... I don't think I have any grudges :(. I've been winning too much lately :P. Whom shall I vote for day one then!?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Hey, look, a sticky at the top of this forum.

    Seems simple enough. I'm totally in.
    You flail around uselessly as the stronger, established personalities lead the village around by the nose. They don't actually know what they're doing, so trust your instincts. At some point, the village will get lucky and nail a badguy with an RNG and then some actual work at analyzing past actions made by that person.

    At which point the village has about a 50-75% chance of still flailing around mindlessly. But that's better than before :P!

    Oh, and sign up, although I haven't seen much Chuck...

    Are you a member of a Nielson family? If so, you should start tomorrow.

    Seriously.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    .........

    ummm, what? Am I missing Chuck-related jokes already?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    .........

    ummm, what? Am I missing Chuck-related jokes already?

    No, you're missing that I desperately want this show saved, so Nielson families need to watch the finale tonight.

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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what? if the finale finishes the current storyline, there is no need for it to continue. the story was good and now its over. thats all.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    psolms wrote: »
    what? if the finale finishes the current storyline, there is no need for it to continue. the story was good and now its over. thats all.
    It doesn't. It blatantly sets up the third season, according to everything the producers have said for months.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    .........

    ummm, what? Am I missing Chuck-related jokes already?

    No, you're missing that I desperately want this show saved, so Nielson families need to watch the finale tonight.

    Ohhhh. Never heard of that term before, but I get it now. Hurray for Google/Wikipedia!

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !i'm in

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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    psolms wrote: »
    what? if the finale finishes the current storyline, there is no need for it to continue. the story was good and now its over. thats all.
    It doesn't. It blatantly sets up the third season, according to everything the producers have said for months.

    hmm? i must be missing something then...
    hes already lost the intersect, what, is he going to get it back or something?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    psolms wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    psolms wrote: »
    what? if the finale finishes the current storyline, there is no need for it to continue. the story was good and now its over. thats all.
    It doesn't. It blatantly sets up the third season, according to everything the producers have said for months.

    hmm? i must be missing something then...
    hes already lost the intersect, what, is he going to get it back or something?
    It's an excellent question. I suspect he volunteers to join CIA in some capacity, either as the Intersect or something else. There's some supposed large change that not just everyone involved with the show says happens, but a couple critics who have seen the episode already agreed so it's not just smoke. Said critics also claim it is actually better than last week's, which was the best in the show's history, so I'm excited.

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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    psolms wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    psolms wrote: »
    what? if the finale finishes the current storyline, there is no need for it to continue. the story was good and now its over. thats all.
    It doesn't. It blatantly sets up the third season, according to everything the producers have said for months.

    hmm? i must be missing something then...
    hes already lost the intersect, what, is he going to get it back or something?
    It's an excellent question. I suspect he volunteers to join CIA in some capacity, either as the Intersect or something else. There's some supposed large change that not just everyone involved with the show says happens, but a couple critics who have seen the episode already agreed so it's not just smoke. Said critics also claim it is actually better than last week's, which was the best in the show's history, so I'm excited.

    wow.. each episode in this season has just been consistantly better than the previous one. if that keeps up, i dont know if i can handle any more of the awesome.
    speaking of awesome, do you think it has to do with devon being 'in the know'?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I know a few things, NBC released some spoiler clips that I was weak and watched, but for the ending they've kept it pretty tight lipped.

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    RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sign up!

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    they don't it be like it is but it do
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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh my word yes

    !Sign up, please!

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Awesome!!

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yea, it sucks because I'm like 80% certain anything I watch doesn't count for ratings. And I watch Chuck at air time almost exclusively.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fuck Nealson ratings!

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Signup

    hot diggity dog. I've been wanting to play one of these. I don't spend much time overhere in tabletop land, but you guys must not be all that bad! I'm honored to join you!

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