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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res: I have a bank that counts it for me!

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    guys do I have a good chance of getting in a remake of hard day's night y/n?

    n10912896_35102875_4913600.jpg

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Now I have to change my favorite wouldn't hit it phrase to "I wouldn't hit it with Bea Arthurs necrotic penis." How inconvenient.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I approve of this [chat].

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Poldy where do you buy clothes.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    she loves you
    yeah yeah yeah!
    she loves you
    yeah yeah yeah!

    Podly on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos, you have a problem.

    I want to create an intervention [chat] for you but I'm jailed and you'd just lock it anyway because you're not ready to change.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    guys do I have a good chance of getting in a remake of hard day's night y/n?

    n10912896_35102875_4913600.jpg

    Or maybe Home Alone 4

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly, the string dance is Conan's bit

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote:
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: viewpost.gif
    and thus the lesson of the day is, knowing people is more important to getting jobs than working hard

    Shaz. You had to learn this lesson because you are not white.
    White people get it stamped into their brains at birth.
    Along with their acceptance letter to Princeton.
    yeah
    that's true
    but i kind of knew that seeing as i was surrounded by those people in high school

    also i could have gone to princeton if i had applied early because the admissions lady was married to the head of my middle school who moved there later, and i knew him well

    also a problem is i went to shake shack and ate a concrete just now

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    Delicious Toad!Delicious Toad! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Tennis practice in 85 degree weather is exhaustive

    I desire frozen treats

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Poldy where do you buy clothes.

    the suit's from H&M
    the shirt and tie are from some salvation army in the Bronx

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    guys do I have a good chance of getting in a remake of hard day's night y/n?

    n10912896_35102875_4913600.jpg

    Honestly Podly you look like a pedophile in that picture. And grey is not your color.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i gotta get me some new clothes
    and some fly shades

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Poldy where do you buy clothes.

    the suit's from H&M
    the shirt and tie are from some salvation army in the Bronx

    They seemed to have mixed up the ties and belts

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Thanatos, you have a problem.

    I want to create an intervention [chat] for you but I'm jailed and you'd just lock it anyway because you're not ready to change.
    I do not have a problem. The rest of you have a problem.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    guys do I have a good chance of getting in a remake of hard day's night y/n?

    http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/poldy989/n10912896_35102875_4913600.jpg

    Honestly Podly you look like a pedophile in that picture. And grey is not your color.

    How can Poldy look like a pedophile?

    Maybe the target of a pedophile.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I need new clothes for the spring and summer.

    I have difficulty finding things that fit me.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Thanatos, you have a problem.

    I want to create an intervention [chat] for you but I'm jailed and you'd just lock it anyway because you're not ready to change.
    I do not have a problem. The rest of you have a problem.

    :cry:

    It's ok, Thanatos. We still love you.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    so now there is a 90% chance i will be here this summer
    now i need some housing
    HOUSING!!!!

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    poo
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I need new clothes for the spring and summer.

    I have difficulty finding things that fit me.

    Grow 2 inches taller.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    so now there is a 90% chance i will be here this summer
    now i need some housing
    HOUSING!!!!

    Barack Obama lived in the streets when he went to Columbia.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    guys do I have a good chance of getting in a remake of hard day's night y/n?

    http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/poldy989/n10912896_35102875_4913600.jpg

    Honestly Podly you look like a pedophile in that picture. And grey is not your color.

    How can Poldy look like a pedophile?

    Maybe the target of a pedophile.

    I dunno he looks like a youth minister that wants to show you this awesome verse in his personal bible. Hint: There is no awesome verse, or personal bible, just lube and a towel to clean youself up afterwards.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Linksys routers need to be outlawed.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Thanatos, you have a problem.

    I want to create an intervention [chat] for you but I'm jailed and you'd just lock it anyway because you're not ready to change.
    I do not have a problem. The rest of you have a problem.

    :cry:

    It's ok, Thanatos. We still love you.
    We do?

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    so now there is a 90% chance i will be here this summer
    now i need some housing
    HOUSING!!!!

    Barack Obama lived in the streets when he went to Columbia.

    Hobo Johnny lived in a rail car when he was a bum.

    moniker on
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    Delicious Toad!Delicious Toad! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Linksys routers need to be outlawed.
    What? :|

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Thanatos, you have a problem.

    I want to create an intervention [chat] for you but I'm jailed and you'd just lock it anyway because you're not ready to change.
    I do not have a problem. The rest of you have a problem.

    :cry:

    It's ok, Thanatos. We still love you.
    We do?

    Shut up.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    guys do I have a good chance of getting in a remake of hard day's night y/n?

    http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/poldy989/n10912896_35102875_4913600.jpg

    Honestly Podly you look like a pedophile in that picture. And grey is not your color.

    How can Poldy look like a pedophile?

    Maybe the target of a pedophile.

    I dunno he looks like a youth minister that wants to show you this awesome verse in his personal bible. Hint: There is no awesome verse, or personal bible, just lube and a towel to clean youself up afterwards.

    At least he's a considerate pedophile.

    moniker on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I need new clothes for the spring and summer.

    I have difficulty finding things that fit me.

    Grow 2 inches taller.

    No, that's the problem. Because I'm so skinny I'm proportionally very tall. Smalls are sometimes still a little loose in the torso and the sleeves tend to be too short, as well. I can't find anything that's tight around my torso but has long enough sleeves.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Linksys routers need to be outlawed.
    What? :|

    I agree. Linksys routers are not nearly as bad as some people make them out to be.

    They've had some kinda crappy ones, but they also own such a ginormic portion of the market that percentage-wise they're not as bad as they may seem.

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So my credit card number got stolen somehow and hundreds of dollars of charges from online "businesses" appeared over the weekend.

    The weird part is that I'm not a moron, my computer is kept virus-free and I don't put my credit card number into random phising websites, so how the hell did this happen?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Linksys routers need to be outlawed.
    What? :|

    90% of the time when there are wi-fi problems a fucking Linksys is behind it.

    They are a terrible company.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Than is the police officer of [chat]

    Postin' in them over and over even after they've already been locked

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    moniker wrote: »

    At least he's a considerate pedophile.

    Nah its a used towel and he says "Wipe your cunt I don't want evidence you dirty whore." Podly is not gentle. He uses sand paper condoms.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'd like to think I'd be a considerate paedophile. Like I'd take them out for a happy meal after, and then say "if you tell mommy and daddy about this, they'll die" and then kiss them ever so gently on the forehead, their soft fragile forehead.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Thanatos, you have a problem.

    I want to create an intervention [chat] for you but I'm jailed and you'd just lock it anyway because you're not ready to change.
    I do not have a problem. The rest of you have a problem.

    Personally I think it's great that you're bringing culture to the savages. There was one dude several weeks ago who didn't know what Airwolf was.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I need new clothes for the spring and summer.

    I have difficulty finding things that fit me.

    Grow 2 inches taller.

    No, that's the problem. Because I'm so skinny I'm proportionally very tall. Smalls are sometimes still a little loose in the torso and the sleeves tend to be too short, as well. I can't find anything that's tight around my torso but has long enough sleeves.

    I've found that Stafford Fitted Shirts (JC Penney) are snug in the right places for me, maybe give them a shot? I'm a 6' (with shoes) beanpole.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    linksys routers aren't bad

    their firmware and software is fucking horrendous though

    nexuscrawler on
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