What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x
the requirements should be:
*are you clean?
*will you show up to work?
*are you cool with this wage?
because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x
Knowing how to use fork-lifts, warehouse safety, all that's involved in 'warehouse experience'.
I got that with general labor training though when I used to temp in construction. So should I claim warehouse experience? Are these like, commutative experiences? :P
I think I'll apply anyway then. I know warehouses. >|
What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x
the requirements should be:
*are you clean?
*will you show up to work?
*are you cool with this wage?
because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.
Too bad most people would drive a forklift into the wall. Or crush themselves on a scissor lift. Or flip a power jack.
What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x
Knowing how to use fork-lifts, warehouse safety, all that's involved in 'warehouse experience'.
My friend who worked in a warehouse said there were a lot of on-the-clock drunken forklift duels.
I got that with general labor training though when I used to temp in construction. So should I claim warehouse experience? Are these like, commutative experiences? :P
I think I'll apply anyway then. I know warehouses. >|
yeah, that counts as warehouse experience. I figure, unless the experience requirements are beyond basic, apply to everything. You can always learn quickly.
They're not asking for someone with warehouse experience, they're advertising the wonder that is the warehouse experience! You can ride amazing rides like...The box! And the forkliiiift!
They're not asking for someone with warehouse experience, they're advertising the wonder that is the warehouse experience! You can ride amazing rides like...The box! And the forkliiiift!
I was thinking of it more like the 'girlfriend experience'.
What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x
the requirements should be:
*are you clean?
*will you show up to work?
*are you cool with this wage?
because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.
Too bad most people would drive a forklift into the wall. Or crush themselves on a scissor lift. Or flip a power jack.
the military let me drive a forklift with no previous experience and I think a day of training
it wasn't too hard
I don't even think you can flip a power jack
the point being, these are not difficult skillsets to acquire
What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x
the requirements should be:
*are you clean?
*will you show up to work?
*are you cool with this wage?
because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.
Too bad most people would drive a forklift into the wall. Or crush themselves on a scissor lift. Or flip a power jack.
the military let me drive a forklift with no previous experience and I think a day of training
it wasn't too hard
I don't even think you can flip a power jack
the point being, these are not difficult skillsets to acquire
I never said they were. But you're a competant human being, Skippy. There's a lot of dumbasses out there that would be like "What's this button do?" and next thing you know, the supervisor is impaled through the forklift and pinned to the wall.
And yes, I know someone dumb enough to flip a power jack. Because I watched it happen. They loaded one side of a pallet about twice the weight of the other side and flipppppp goes the jack along with the pallet.
Reminds me of the Office Ep where Michael is driving around the forklift in the warehouse. then he tries to put a single tiny box on the top shelf and knocks the whole thing over
I love the UFC games, but can't stand to watch a real UFC match.
That must be a terrible life. Here you send me your copy of the UFC game and whatever next gen system you use to play it and I will value both for you.
well, as the drudgework continues and nears its end, I realize the work isn't that bad and my boss is in fact appreciative of my efforts. In the end, I learn a lesson about diligence and perseverance and then I go home, get stoned, and forget it all.
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It's like porn, only it's not NSFW and won't get me infracted.
I love the UFC games, but can't stand to watch a real UFC match.
That must be a terrible life. Here you send me your copy of the UFC game and whatever next gen system you use to play it and I will value both for you.
That sounds rea... WAIT!!!
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
well, as the drudgework continues and nears its end, I realize the work isn't that bad and my boss is in fact appreciative of my efforts. In the end, I learn a lesson about diligence and perseverance and then I go home, get stoned, and forget it all.
Hey Prof. One day I came into [chat] drunk and I saw your sig/av and decided to continue watching Dr. Who. I ended up watching that ep about The Doctor and Marie Pompadour (i think that was her name) and it made me kind of sad. So thanks a lot.
No really thanks I forgot that it was a fun and enjoyable series that I should finish viewing.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
well, as the drudgework continues and nears its end, I realize the work isn't that bad and my boss is in fact appreciative of my efforts. In the end, I learn a lesson about diligence and perseverance and then I go home, get stoned, and forget it all.
Hey Prof. One day I came into [chat] drunk and I saw your sig/av and decided to continue watching Dr. Who. I ended up watching that ep about The Doctor and Marie Pompadour (i think that was her name) and it made me kind of sad. So thanks a lot.
No really thanks I forgot that it was a fun and enjoyable series that I should finish viewing.
That is a kick-ass episode, so I'm glad my av/sig combo got you to watch it.
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Good thing it's been less deadly than the normal flu so far.
Seriously Elldren don't be one of those people.
the requirements should be:
*are you clean?
*will you show up to work?
*are you cool with this wage?
because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.
We'll be eating bacon, dying of pig flu, and they'll be laughing, asking us if it was worth it.
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If that were the case, it would be the fried chicken flu.
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and I will whisper...yes
Totally worth it.
It still sucks to get it, though.
I think I'll apply anyway then. I know warehouses. >|
Too bad most people would drive a forklift into the wall. Or crush themselves on a scissor lift. Or flip a power jack.
No way Kilroy darkies eat more pig than they do chicken. I mean they eat chicken wrapped in Bacon for fuck sake.
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My friend who worked in a warehouse said there were a lot of on-the-clock drunken forklift duels.
Yes but someone who's been bussing for 3 years has either moved up to waiting or moved on.
Hahahahaha. I just love the image of it.
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yeah, that counts as warehouse experience. I figure, unless the experience requirements are beyond basic, apply to everything. You can always learn quickly.
Just like every night-shift grocery store stocking group has turkey bowling.
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Or it's a stupid fancy restaurant that wants professional bus boys to make $hawaii
the military let me drive a forklift with no previous experience and I think a day of training
it wasn't too hard
I don't even think you can flip a power jack
the point being, these are not difficult skillsets to acquire
I never said they were. But you're a competant human being, Skippy. There's a lot of dumbasses out there that would be like "What's this button do?" and next thing you know, the supervisor is impaled through the forklift and pinned to the wall.
And yes, I know someone dumb enough to flip a power jack. Because I watched it happen. They loaded one side of a pallet about twice the weight of the other side and flipppppp goes the jack along with the pallet.
Best. Cookies. Ever.
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SHAKE IT
That must be a terrible life. Here you send me your copy of the UFC game and whatever next gen system you use to play it and I will value both for you.
They look like they're from Czechoslovakia.
It's like porn, only it's not NSFW and won't get me infracted.
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It is still the flu.
I just went over the CDC statistics for this season and we aren't even close to epidemic levels, I'm not worried about dying.
I'm just pissed I'm going to have to quarantine myself for a week because I live in a building full of high-risk people.
That sounds rea... WAIT!!!
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HOLY FUCK THOSE COOKIES LOOK GOOOOOOD
It's even better than alcohol.
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Hey Prof. One day I came into [chat] drunk and I saw your sig/av and decided to continue watching Dr. Who. I ended up watching that ep about The Doctor and Marie Pompadour (i think that was her name) and it made me kind of sad. So thanks a lot.
No really thanks I forgot that it was a fun and enjoyable series that I should finish viewing.
For people who like light-and-crispy gingerbread-style cookies it's like... like... the Holy Fucking Grail.
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That is a kick-ass episode, so I'm glad my av/sig combo got you to watch it.