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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Lustrous hair is nice, I thought half of you cats were into the short hair thing. To be honest, as great as a lot of hair is, I can't help but feel like it gets in the way a lot. Yes, your neck is extremely sensitive. No, I don't want to eat your hair. My hands are busy. I will have to fedangle this nonsense with my nose. This isn't working. Fuck it, I will kiss your mouth. God damn hair.

    I like long and short hair, it really depends on the girl.

    Also there is nothing quite like looping a girls own hair around her neck and pulling to choke her while you bang her.

    I mean...

    Hi.

    That's some auto-erotic asphyxiation right there.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »

    boo for linked yesterday.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    ahahahahaaha so this seems like a simple NSFW picture of Lily Allen, dressed scantily at a concert.

    Look at the hand closest to her, though.

    super nsfw

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I know. I don't care.

    I'm going to kick your ass.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is the point of that image that I can't tell the difference between her (it's a her, right?) and any of the other main FF characters? They all seem equally ambiguously gendered.

    Does she have a midriff-baring outfit with lots of buckles? If so, it will presumably sell really well.

    Wait, your co-adventurer is a white dude with a doo rag?

    Never mind, this all boils down to one question: do you walk around a world map and have randomly-triggered, turn-based battles?

    desc on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you mean the hand shoved between her legs?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I know. I don't care.

    I'm going to kick your ass.

    I have more robot parts 8-)

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I know. I don't care.

    I'm going to kick your ass.

    I have more robot parts 8-)

    I'm going to make more builds and practice with them.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I know. I don't care.

    I'm going to kick your ass.

    Yeah? I don't think you are.

    Worthless fucker.

    dosomething.jpg

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    desc wrote: »
    Never mind, this all boils down to one question: do you walk around a world map and have randomly-triggered, turn-based battles?
    I'm guessing no.

    Bama on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    you mean the hand shoved between her legs?

    That is what I mean, yes.

    Everyone's reaching out to touch the pop star and one person actually managed to get their hand all the way up between her legs, mere inches from her lady bits.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2009
    Bought a new belt today.

    Had to cut it down six inches before it fit the innermost hole decently. I'll probably cut another inch or two.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was D&D not Phallus Waving 101.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Woo 3k down and my old burden to a bullshit situation is gone... OUCH!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    BTW, Justin: Wrigley isn't the oldest field in the MLB. It's the oldest in the NL, yeah, but Fenway is older.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »

    I'm going to make more builds and practice with them.

    Why are guns so expensive compared to the other parts? Legs are 5, bombs/pods are 6, and guns are 20? wtf!

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    evilbob on
    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    ahahahahaaha so this seems like a simple NSFW picture of Lily Allen, dressed scantily at a concert.

    Look at the hand closest to her, though.

    super nsfw

    :|

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was D&D not Phallus Waving 101.
    Welcome to D&D.

    Bama on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was D&D not Phallus Waving 101.

    o_O

    Where the fuck have you been all these years?

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Woo 3k down and my old burden to a bullshit situation is gone... OUCH!
    I still maintain that a divorce lawyer would have been cheaper than a hitman.

    Bama on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »

    I'm going to make more builds and practice with them.

    Why are guns so expensive compared to the other parts? Legs are 5, bombs/pods are 6, and guns are 20? wtf!

    Guns are important!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    ahahahahaaha so this seems like a simple NSFW picture of Lily Allen, dressed scantily at a concert.

    Look at the hand closest to her, though.

    super nsfw

    How the hell is that NSFW??? What do you work at a monastery?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »

    boo for linked yesterday.

    Screw you I didn't see it yet.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Screw you I didn't see it yet.

    There are a lot of things you haven't seen, but we still talk about dicks.
    ff-wallpaper-4.jpg

    But why male models ...

    Are ... are you serious? I just ... told you ... like a minute ago.

    Oh. Right.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    argh

    I have spent the last... 5 months or so finding a vendor to provide a service for us

    and they sent us a contract, and our legal team edited the contract, and they basically sent it back saying "nuh-unh" to our edits

    which means we're probably going to take the contract elsewhere and I have to start all over! raaaawr

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ahahahahaaha so this seems like a simple NSFW picture of Lily Allen, dressed scantily at a concert.

    Look at the hand closest to her, though.

    super nsfw

    How the hell is that NSFW??? What do you work at a monastery?

    Better safe than infracted.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hm so Lilly Allen is hot. I did not know this.

    Now if her music is actually good i'll be really intrigued.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hm so Lilly Allen is hot. I did not know this.

    Now if her music is actually good i'll be really intrigued.

    Prepare to not be intrigued.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    you mean the hand shoved between her legs?

    That is what I mean, yes.

    Everyone's reaching out to touch the pop star and one person actually managed to get their hand all the way up between her legs, mere inches from her lady bits.

    Stinky (rape) fingers!

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Holy crap, I haven’t heard this song in at least fifteen years.

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She actually keeps backstage passes and other promotional material down there. It's like the brass ring on a carousel.

    Bama on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    nomnomnomnom linguine burrito

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    nomnomnomnom linguine burrito

    you can't eat that! that is not a food!

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    nomnomnomnom linguine burrito

    Is linguine anything like sanguine?

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Her music isn't anything groundbreaking but it's decent listening for cheesy pop

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ahahahahaaha so this seems like a simple NSFW picture of Lily Allen, dressed scantily at a concert.

    Look at the hand closest to her, though.

    super nsfw

    How the hell is that NSFW??? What do you work at a monastery?

    Better safe than infracted.

    You do know if it was truely NSFW you'd get infracted anyway...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Never mind, this all boils down to one question: do you walk around a world map and have randomly-triggered, turn-based battles?
    I'm guessing no.

    Well see, in that case, maybe this could be the final fantasy core title I can actually play. Hey!

    Edit:

    Looking this up online:

    "From the footage shown at E³ battles in the game appear to be in real-time similar to Final Fantasy XI and Final Fantasy XII, but without the colored target arcs linking player to enemy. Square Enix has also confirmed that the game will feature real-time battles.

    Each action the player makes (for example casting a spell) seems to cost points, which adds up on an "ATB cost" numerical value on the lower part of the screen. In the 5 action slots (on the bottom of the screen) it seems that a player can queue up to five commands at a time to execute in battle; so long as the sum cost of all actions are not greater than the character's total "ATB cost" points . All of the currently known commands shown from the trailer and scans thus far are "Escape", "Cure", "Shoot", "Aerial", "V Strike", "Attack", "Fire", "Blizzrad" [sic], "Thunder", "Defend", and "Firaga", each with an allotted amount of ATB cost. It may be that the player fills up the queue, and then the character performs these actions in successive order making it an interesting combination of real-time and turn-based battle systems.

    When the blue gauge becomes full the player is given the opportunity to instigate a move, the action slows down while the player selects up to 5 commands and possibly targets. The game then resumes to real time once the move has been confirmed. This will add a dynamic to real time combat which other games such as Seiken Densetsu have pioneered."

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Her music isn't anything groundbreaking but it's decent listening for cheesy pop

    So she's an Uffie.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    nomnomnomnom linguine burrito

    you can't eat that! that is not a food!

    Yes it is I just made it and I just ate it.

    it was delicious

    DUE: linguine like the pasta.

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    fuck gendered marketing
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