Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Surely you would be in the process of beating a druggie, layabout or pervert at the time. Every second of the day is a second that can be used to better the world.
Yes, but I'll be doing it with a gentlemanly stride and an intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Do you have any idea how many druggies there are in San Francisco? How many people with access to construction materials and sporting equipment? Surely there are thousands of people beating thousands of druggies at an given moment.
It's unfortunate that those thousands still just aren't enough. We're looking at an epidemic here, it's up to everyoneto do their part and beat down these sub-humans with a blunt object.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Surely you would be in the process of beating a druggie, layabout or pervert at the time. Every second of the day is a second that can be used to better the world.
Yes, but I'll be doing it with a gentlemanly stride and an intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Do you have any idea how many druggies there are in San Francisco? How many people with access to construction materials and sporting equipment? Surely there are thousands of people beating thousands of druggies at an given moment.
It's unfortunate that those thousands still just aren't enough. We're looking at an epidemic here, it's up to everyoneto do their part and beat down these sub-humans with a blunt object.
I'll have to consult Blaket on this, but I think you're a prime candidate for our scrappy, optimistic sidekick who gets into amusing hijinks and always learns a lesson.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Surely you would be in the process of beating a druggie, layabout or pervert at the time. Every second of the day is a second that can be used to better the world.
Yes, but I'll be doing it with a gentlemanly stride and an intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Do you have any idea how many druggies there are in San Francisco? How many people with access to construction materials and sporting equipment? Surely there are thousands of people beating thousands of druggies at an given moment.
It's unfortunate that those thousands still just aren't enough. We're looking at an epidemic here, it's up to everyoneto do their part and beat down these sub-humans with a blunt object.
I'll have to consult Blaket on this, but I think you're a prime candidate for our scrappy, optimistic sidekick who gets into amusing hijinks and always learns a lesson.
Man, you are thinking small.
What we should do is franchise out the business.
Make people dress up like us and beat people up.
Better yet we dress up as other people and blame it on them.
We have to start here, now, with just us, our wits, and our many, many blunt instruments.
All this disguising and franchising will be great ten years from now, but who's going to go in for something they've never heard of? We have to make a name for ourselves first. It'll take lots of work, and you just don't seem to understand that.
The payoff will be great, but you gotta do the work first or you're no better than the same cancer we've been sent here to fight.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Surely you would be in the process of beating a druggie, layabout or pervert at the time. Every second of the day is a second that can be used to better the world.
Yes, but I'll be doing it with a gentlemanly stride and an intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Do you have any idea how many druggies there are in San Francisco? How many people with access to construction materials and sporting equipment? Surely there are thousands of people beating thousands of druggies at an given moment.
It's unfortunate that those thousands still just aren't enough. We're looking at an epidemic here, it's up to everyoneto do their part and beat down these sub-humans with a blunt object.
I'll have to consult Blaket on this, but I think you're a prime candidate for our scrappy, optimistic sidekick who gets into amusing hijinks and always learns a lesson.
Man, you are thinking small.
What we should do is franchise out the business.
Make people dress up like us and beat people up.
Better yet we dress up as other people and blame it on them.
Frankly I think you're getting into this for the wrong reasons. You should be doing this to make the world a better place, not to make a buck.
Perhaps you've changed, or maybe deep down you've always been like this.
Do you think one little cell is going to be enough? We have to expand! And as far as taking a little along the way, do you think two by fours grow on trees?
I think it's now time for me to break away from the group in an angry manner, and start my own team.
We will likely lock horns in the future when we go for the same target, at which point the stand off will take a turn for either the humorous or violent.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited October 2008
Look Radical we gotta eat, we need money to do this, we can't live off the blood that his been spilt in the name of justice.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
I'll just keep an eye out for the dude with the bat.
I could also bring an international flavour with a Cricket Bat.
But you have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Erm, I got to this thread by following a link from a link from a post in the thread linked in the thread that has a link to a bunch of the more interesting stories on here.
I really didn't notice that the last post was 5 fucking months old. Note to self: try to post as little as possible when you've been up for way too long, or results may vary.
Edit: yes, my head was actually on my pillow; he came in my ear.
Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
This is only tangentially related but I saw a guy today with a vanity liscense plate that said JIZ GUY on it. I'm not even joking, I only wish I'd gotten a picture of it.
Edit: Swordfights, tell them. Also tell them your username on the forum you read it on is I Win Swordfights. Should make for an interesting conversation.
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It's unfortunate that those thousands still just aren't enough. We're looking at an epidemic here, it's up to everyoneto do their part and beat down these sub-humans with a blunt object.
I'll have to consult Blaket on this, but I think you're a prime candidate for our scrappy, optimistic sidekick who gets into amusing hijinks and always learns a lesson.
Man, you are thinking small.
What we should do is franchise out the business.
Make people dress up like us and beat people up.
Better yet we dress up as other people and blame it on them.
Satans..... hints.....
We have to start here, now, with just us, our wits, and our many, many blunt instruments.
All this disguising and franchising will be great ten years from now, but who's going to go in for something they've never heard of? We have to make a name for ourselves first. It'll take lots of work, and you just don't seem to understand that.
The payoff will be great, but you gotta do the work first or you're no better than the same cancer we've been sent here to fight.
Frankly I think you're getting into this for the wrong reasons. You should be doing this to make the world a better place, not to make a buck.
Perhaps you've changed, or maybe deep down you've always been like this.
Do you think one little cell is going to be enough? We have to expand! And as far as taking a little along the way, do you think two by fours grow on trees?
We will likely lock horns in the future when we go for the same target, at which point the stand off will take a turn for either the humorous or violent.
Or can we?
Satans..... hints.....
I'll teach you.
Any insights, DBUs (Druggy Beatr'Uppers)?
Preventive clarification: I was not sleeping at the time.
Oh yeah because it's seven fucking months old
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Erm, I got to this thread by following a link from a link from a post in the thread linked in the thread that has a link to a bunch of the more interesting stories on here.
I really didn't notice that the last post was 5 fucking months old. Note to self: try to post as little as possible when you've been up for way too long, or results may vary.
Edit: yes, my head was actually on my pillow; he came in my ear.
go on
NO, NOT THE TREADMILL AGAIN!
please explain why your brother was jerking off onto your face
sounds like SOMEONE's got a problem with bromance
I am eager to learn. Teach me.
Edit: Swordfights, tell them. Also tell them your username on the forum you read it on is I Win Swordfights. Should make for an interesting conversation.
Giving him encouragement?
what the hell
Hey, make your own bromance. Get your mom to marry a hillbilly with a (sexually) deranged son, and voila!