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[Mini-Phalla] Duck, Duck, Phalla! - Game Over, Ducks Win! (Again)

abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Critical Failures
Hello everyone! Welcome to my first attempt at running a phalla! We're going to be going back to our childhoods for this one, with a rousing game of:

Duck, Duck, Goose!

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This will be a fairly straightforward game of Phalla with all the standard rules applying. There is one distinct difference though: the mafia, played by the goose, is only a single person and they have a win condition they must meet. If/when they meet it, they will leave the game victorious and a new goose will be chosen. The game will continue until the village successfully votes out a goose or three or less players remain.

Before anyone signs up, I must give this warning/rule:

This game requires a fairly high level of participation. In addition to the village's votee being kicked out of the game, the person with the least number of posts each day will be removed.

In the event of any ties, either with the vote or the least number of posts, losers will be selected by RNG. There is no trickle down, so if the person with the least posts is also the one with the most votes, only they will be eliminated.

Assuming the game fills up by then, the game will start Sunday at 9pm CDT (In approximately 23 hours from this post). There are up to 15 spots, first come, first serve. If there is enough interest, I could be persuaded to increase the number, but we'll see how things go. !Sign up in some colorful manner.


Player Roster:

1. [strike]simonwolf[/strike] - Duck - Eliminated Day 2
2. kime
3. jackisreal
4. [strike]TehSloth[/strike] - Duck - Voted out Day 2
5. Kay
6. Orange Soda - Goose - Victorious Day 2
7. crimsoncoyote - Goose - Victorious Day 3
8. Daius
9. [strike]Powerpuppies[/strike] - Duck - Eliminated Day 1
10. MacGuffin
11. Wildcat
12. [strike]LightRider[/strike] - Goose - Voted out Day 1
13. [strike]Oats[/strike] - Duck - Eliminated Day 3
14. kuhlmeye
15. [strike]WilDPanthA05[/strike] - Duck - Voted out Day 3

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up for this!

    I was just playing the Japanese version of this game last week. It was practically identical.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh! New mini, yey! Sign up in magenta, which is the best color.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up in Royal Blue, which is the new best color.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh man, best idea ever

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Let's see if I can last past day 2.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    the person with the least number of votes each day will be removed.

    Votes or Posts?

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Color me interested.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Signup

    Quick someone PM Goose! and make him play just so we can bandwagon him.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    the person with the least number of votes each day will be removed.

    Votes or Posts?

    Posts.

    It was late last night when I wrote that up, sorry about that.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Posts... oh, so you are just asking us to blabber :lol:.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I shall attempt to outblabber Kime!

    !sign up

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I shall attempt to outblabber Kime!

    !sign up
    You shall fail.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kime wrote: »
    I shall attempt to outblabber Kime!

    !sign up
    You shall fail.

    And yet the attempt shall be made!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kime wrote: »
    I shall attempt to outblabber Kime!

    !sign up
    You shall fail.

    And yet the attempt shall be made!

    Well that's fine. And remember, this is like that whole scenario where a bear is chasing after you and your friends. You don't have to be the fastest, just not the slowest. (For the metaphorically-challenged, you don't need the most number of posts, just can't have the least.)

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kime wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    I shall attempt to outblabber Kime!

    !sign up
    You shall fail.

    And yet the attempt shall be made!

    Well that's fine. And remember, this is like that whole scenario where a bear is chasing after you and your friends. You don't have to be the fastest, just not the slowest. (For the metaphorically-challenged, you don't need the most number of posts, just can't have the least.)

    I constantly say this wrt to classes when somebody gets a 70 and the median is like a 55. "Cheer up, dude. You don't have to beat the bear."

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Usually I don't post much in a Phalla. This looks like a great opportunity to overcome this habbit.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preliminary standard meaningless post count increasing debate:

    Which tastes better, Duck or Goose?

    Anyone who says Goose is a filthy communist.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Goose.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Goose.

    You are exempt from this debate.

    You are exempt from all debates.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Goose.

    You are exempt from this debate.

    You are exempt from all debates.

    I disagree!

    What now!?

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Goose.

    You are exempt from this debate.

    You are exempt from all debates.

    I disagree!

    What now!?

    Um...

    Oh dammit.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm thinking about pushing the start back until tomorrow night. We're still a couple people short of the 12 I wanted, and thinking about how I've got this set up, getting more people than that would give the village a better chance of winning (as it extends the potential length of the game by a day per 2-3 people). I'll leave it up to you guys though, if we can get at least 2 more in the next hour-ish, we can start today, or we can hold off til tomorrow night.

    Thoughts?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What you said sounds fine. I'd like to get the 12 people.

    A little worried though, Monday's gonna be busy. I hope I'll be able to get in my high post count.....

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Why has no one pm'd goose to play!

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    I'm thinking about pushing the start back until tomorrow night. We're still a couple people short of the 12 I wanted, and thinking about how I've got this set up, getting more people than that would give the village a better chance of winning (as it extends the potential length of the game by a day per 2-3 people). I'll leave it up to you guys though, if we can get at least 2 more in the next hour-ish, we can start today, or we can hold off til tomorrow night.

    Thoughts?

    I have an exam on monday and I will be studying all day tomorrow, so I like this very much.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    I'm thinking about pushing the start back until tomorrow night. We're still a couple people short of the 12 I wanted, and thinking about how I've got this set up, getting more people than that would give the village a better chance of winning (as it extends the potential length of the game by a day per 2-3 people). I'll leave it up to you guys though, if we can get at least 2 more in the next hour-ish, we can start today, or we can hold off til tomorrow night.

    Thoughts?

    I have an exam on monday and I will be studying all day tomorrow, so I like this very much.

    pfft, I've been studying for days now. And you only have one exam! You need to learn how to multitask, silly Orange Soda!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Put [Signups] in the title ?

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Alright, we'll push it back to tomorrow night. I don't want anyone to be too unfairly disadvantaged because it started in the middle of the weekend.

    And I'll also take as many as 15 people. I could push it higher than that, but I think I'd have to add a second goose to the equation if we did. We'll see how many people are interested by tomorrow night and run with it from there.

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Are our postcounts reset after the game starts, or is it the total post count that will be used to see who gets kicked off for having the least, meaning that we should indulge in muchos pre-start chattery?

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    Are our postcounts reset after the game starts, or is it the total post count that will be used to see who gets kicked off for having the least, meaning that we should indulge in muchos pre-start chattery?

    It is daily post-counts, so any pre-game chatter will not affect anything.

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jawsome.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Roughly 7 hours left and no new sign ups since yesterday. Hrmm.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    Roughly 7 hours left and no new sign ups since yesterday. Hrmm.
    Stupid people not signing up...

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Meh, it's Sunday.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    When you say the game requires quite a bit of participation, would any of it be time-based or be mandatory in / around vote close?

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    When you say the game requires quite a bit of participation, would any of it be time-based or be mandatory in / around vote close?

    Not especially. The biggest portion of that is taken care of by the person with the least number of posts in a day being eliminated along with the person voted out.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gngngng. For some reason I could swear I read something about having to be around for vote close. As this is not so, I will boldly !signup, please.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I WILL BURY YOU IN AN AVALANCHE OF MINDNUMBING MUNDANEITY!

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