So, Irond Will okayed this thread, so I will cautiously attempt it.
I recently came into knowledge of mspaintadventures (done by our very own S_O) and found it to be overwhelmingly enjoyable. I thought "Well Winky, you couldn't quite make your own Problem Sleuth, but something like Jailbreak isn't impossible!" So here I am, making our very own D&D adventure! I'll set aside the first few posts to chronicle where we've gotten so far from my postings in the [chat] thread, then I'll start taking suggestions for the next command. I think I'm just going to go ahead and cherry-pick which suggestion I want to take.
You are ABDHYIUS. You are pretty good at RISK. You are a GUY. I don't really remember anything else right now, maybe it will come to me. I mean, you've been around a while.
You have woken up in a STRANGE ROOM. It was not the same STRANGE ROOM that you went to sleep in.
What will you do?
-->inspect PEOPLES' COCK SAMPLER
You inspect the PEOPLES' COCK SAMPLER.
It is a box, inside of which is a SICKLE and a COCK. There is a sheet of glass covering it.
--> Leave strange room.
You exit the STRANGE ROOM.
You enter a STRANGER ROOM.
There is a DOOR. There is a COMPUTER. There is also a PICTURE OF THANATOS.
-->Read door inscription.
You attempt to read the DOOR INSCRIPTION
You recall that you are ILLITERATE.
--> Read SIMPLE ENGLISH WIKIPEDIA on the computer
The COMPUTER is not on.
---> Shake computer in rage until you throw it against the wall.
Incensed by the failure of your public education system, and inspired by the PICTURE OF THANATOS, you lift the COMPUTER over your head and SHAKE VIGOROUSLY.
You then throw the COMPUTER into the next room.
There is a LOUD NOISE, but due to your ILLITERACY you are not able to read what it is.
Can I insert my penis in something that is in the room?
There is a CRESCENT-SHAPED HOLE in the PICTURE OF THANATOS.
However, there is no PENIS in your INVENTORY.
You recall seeing a COCK in the STRANGE ROOM.