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There's a storm brewing of TITANIC proportions

DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
This Monday, James Cameron is apparently going to be holding a press conference in New York where allegedly he will be unveiling the Coffins of Jesus, Mary and Mary Magdalene... apparently with the bodies inside.

http://time-blog.com/middle_east/

wooo boy

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh goodness. That is not going to be good for anybody

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    can you show we the way to the train station?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stuff was planted guys

    by a Terminator

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fun for everybody!

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  • DrijenDrijen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I liked this better when Tom Robbins wrote it as Another Roadside Attraction. In all seriousness though I am not looking forward to seeing what comes of this. Its a bad setup in to many ways.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This article is incredibly poorly-written.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There will be no one inside and he will tell people that their absence is all an elaborate metaphor and everyone will get bored and turn the television off.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If it were anybody else I would immediately dismiss it, but it's James Cameron...

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Come on war, come on war! I needs me some more George Carlin material before he kicks.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    he should unveil them and go

    "JUST KIDDING







    JESUS ISN'T REAL"

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    James Cameron has just made an enemy of Kirk Cameron.



    Dude's been in Tiger Beat.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i hope he lost his mind and this ends up making it very obvious that he has and he just pulls a couple skeletons out and starts making them talk and shit

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  • Ramen NoodleRamen Noodle Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    How the fuck does a filmmaker get that kind of shit?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Guys, I'm booooooooooooored. Someone play a game in the style of video with me.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    if i made gajillion dollars off a single movie
    i'd piss off religious people for fun too

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  • KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Somehow this reminds me of Geraldo Rivera's opening of Al Capone's vault.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Seriously, I've already jerked off tonight. Now I'm awake and flaccid. Bored bored bored bored

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    How the fuck does a filmmaker get that kind of shit?

    It's the subject of his new documentary apparently

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is what's he's been doing with his time insted of making kick-ass movies?

    I WANT MORE TERMINATOR

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is what's he's been doing with his time insted of making kick-ass movies?

    I WANT MORE TERMINATOR

    We got more Terminator.

    And it sucked.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is what's he's been doing with his time insted of making kick-ass movies?

    I WANT MORE TERMINATOR

    Well he's also been working on a sci-fi epic

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  • ThaoxThaox Registered User
    edited February 2007
    What could he compare his DNA to for DNA testing?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    He got a sample from God.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We have the power to clone Jesus and make a South American isle into a park where visitors could see him and his family...

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Thaox wrote: »
    What could he compare his DNA to for DNA testing?

    Eric Clapton

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Thaox wrote: »
    What could he compare his DNA to for DNA testing?
    The communion wine and wafers. They're made out of 100% real Jesus, right?

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    ohhh man, i want to see some religious people cry.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    IT IS ALL JUST A TEST OF FAITH FROM OUR GLORIOUS GOD!!!

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    damn it,
    you're right

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's an essay test

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  • KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    damnit, I was hoping for multiple choice.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Oh

    That time again

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's the day after Oscars.

    This may mean something

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    christs place will be steaded by leonardo dicaprio?

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  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You'd think it would be Mel Gibson pulling something like this.

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  • ThaoxThaox Registered User
    edited February 2007
    "But film-makers Cameron and Jacobovici claim to have amassed evidence through DNA tests, archeological evidence and Biblical studies, that the 10 coffins belong to Jesus and his family."

    They belong to a Jesus and his family, but not the jesus and his family. The people that bitch about the Bible being inconsistant seem to always be the first ones to try and use it as historical fact.

    "It took 20 years for experts to decipher the names on the ten tombs. They were: Jesua, son of Joseph, Mary, Mary, Mathew, Jofa and Judah, son of Jesua."

    20 years to read a few names. How long did it take this guy to come up with irrefutable proof that the bodies inside these caskets are most certainly the bodies of Christ and his family?

    "Israel's prominent archeologist Professor Amos Kloner didn't associate the crypt with the New Testament Jesus. His father, after all, was a humble carpenter who couldn't afford a luxury crypt for his family. And all were common Jewish names."

    James cameron has been an archeologist for how long?

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There's an anti-semitic joke there somewhere.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WHOOPS.gif

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Oh
    DNA evidence from a 2007 year old corpse
    How compelling. You can prove that it was a man.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "and in this coffin, we have jesus sachez. he worked at the deli down the street before it was the new mobil station"

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