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[GUH! ON!] Nanaca†Crash!!- Back By Popular Demand
DarkPrimus
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What the hell is this?
Nanaca†Crash!! is a free Flash game, the object of which is to smash into some hapless sap with a bicycle and propel him as far as possible. It’s a formula that’s been done many times over, but this is the most fun and in-depth game of this type that I’ve come across.
What the hell is this from?
It’s a fan-made game using characters from some adult dating sim game called Cross†Channel. No, I don’t know anything about the original game. Nanaca†Crash doesn’t have any nudity in it, but it’s NSFW because you aren’t going to get anything else done if you start playing it.
How the hell do I play it?
Start a new game. Click and hold the mouse button to select the angle of launch, then let go to select the power of the launch. Sometimes when he is airborne, the “AERIAL†marking will change colors to red or blue. This means you can perform an Aerial Crash. The blue Crash is angled downward, and recharges while he flies through the air. The red Crash is angled upwards, and you only get three of those. Sometimes the word “SPECIAL†will appear on the screen when you hit another character. When this happens, you have 0.7 seconds to click the mouse and activate that character’s special move. Which brings us to…
The characters
Taichi
Your (flying) character.
Nanaca
The star of the show, Nanaca can teleport in and boost your character using the AERIAL CRASH.
Misato
Normally she will force you to stop. However, if you're able to activate her SPECIAL, it boosts you with the highest power out of all the characters.
Touko
When you hit her, she gives you a boost. Low-altitude type. Power is just a little stronger than Kiri.
Kiri
Her normal boost accelerates you at a 45 degree angle.
Youko
When you come into contact with her, she initially does nothing, but the next time you hit a female character, she will block whatever normally happens.
Miki
When you hit her, she gives you a boost. Launch type. Power is just a little stronger than Kiri.
Sakuraba Hiroshi
Hitting him just changes your angle, it doesn't give you a boost or slow you down. (No special.)
Tomoki
When you hit him, he slows you down. (No special.)
So let me try it already
The game is available to play and download here. I recommend downloading it so that your records get saved. If you just play it in-browser, they'll be lost when you close the window.
This game is highly addictive. You have been warned.
Enough people in the "Stupid crap you do when you're bored" thread have talked about this game that I felt it was time to dust this off and repost it.
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I got a new high score
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
The super bounce
The flying across the sky like a curve ball
the explosive bounce, triggers when you stop
something else.
I'm not quite sure the pattern needed for a Youko X special, but they are much, much more powerful than normal specials.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
I don't know what causes them either, but they're damn hard to get, since you can't get them with the guys. Stupid fucking Hiroshi.
But Cosmic Force Field Type B led me to this-
I'd never gotten it before, but it's deliciously broken. Slight bonus for all boosts, plus stop insurance, and it apparently doesn't run out until you hit dumb glasses girl.
Also got to 250 height, but my capture was late...
Youko specials trigger only on the person in the xx9x meter mark.
EDIT: Yellow triggers when the next person is Blue, and vice versa.
Red triggers when the previous bumper is herself.
Gren triggers when the previous bumper is Red, Blue, or Yellow, and you have not bounced on the ground yet.
Yellow is activated when blue is the character directly behind her, and vice versa.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
My record involved getting two Mistao specials consecutively, and at least three Youko X specials during the course of it all.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
So very close....I was at 3469 meters, and the Misato Special came up when I hit her...but I didn't click in time.
I am not going to try to get to 10km again I have so many other games to play through.
SniperGuyGaming on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
*goes to play*
You just wait for the right conditions, and when the word "SPECIAL" starts flashing, you just click your mouse button. See the previous posts for what conditions enable what Specials.
Or, talk smack on Xbox Live: Gaffgarron
Beat that, motherfuckers
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
Man, someone beat that before you posted
SniperGuyGaming on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
from
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_Channel
And now you know.
Got a Type D special that boosted me every time I bounced.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
By the way, the note about the guy changing your angle and not affecting your speed is wrong. He slows you down way much. If I hit him early on, I just hit the retry button.
Version 1.07 adds a secondary meter for direction and speed. It's the "current" verson as far as I can tell.