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[Phalla] Phallastar Phallactica - Game Over: Colonial Fleet Wins!
There had been no sign of the Cylon in years. We hoped they were gone for good. We hoped that the horrors of the Cylon Wars had become a thing of the past, a wound that would finally heal; a nightmare that would no longer haunt us. We hoped the Cylon would never return.
But they did return.
The Twelve Colonies of Phalla were wiped out overnight. Aquaria, Aerelon, Canceron, Geminon, Leonis, Libris, Picon, Sagittaron, Tauron, Scorpia, Virgon, and the crown jewel of the Colonies: Phallica. My home. All destroyed. Over twenty billion people dead.
Less than fifty thousand of us survived. We now live in a ragtag fleet, gathered under the protection of the two remaining battleships of the Colonial Fleet, the Phallastars Pegasus and Phallactica. This is our home now. It's a fragile home, and we're on the run, but there's hope of refuge still. Hope of a new homeworld: the Thirteenth Colony. Earth. We just need to find it.
And if the Cylon find us again?
Then we do what we always do. Fight them until we can't.
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