STRANGERS WITH CANDY: THE PHALLA
Hi. I'm Jerri Blank.
32 years ago I dropped out of highschool and ran away from home.
Oh, I made a lot of friends, did a lot of time.
I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.
I STOLE THE TV; did some more time.
But now I'm back in school, and though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.
Classes begin tomorrow.
This Phalla is intended to be lighthearted.
By that, I mean incredibly insensitive and offensive... much like the show.
Of course, any insults are purely coincidental. If you offend easily... well, you wouldn't be posting here.
So screw that warning!
As Strangers with Candy is not a typical... anything... this Phalla will also be really odd. Clarification requests are allowed, but no promises will be made as to whether they will be answered (or answered to your satisfaction). Excessively annoying students will be dealt with by Principal Blackman.
As usual, there will be no dead thread and the game is NOT to be discussed with anyone once you have been killed, until it is over. Seriously.
No prior expertise in Phalla is required.
No knowledge of Strangers with Candy is required, although hulu & Comedy Central's websites have lots of clips; watching them might help you understand some of the characters.
Please do not sign up if you cannot participate from August 14 until the 21st (approximately, may go a little shorter or longer.)
Classes begin August 14, 2008.
If you are ready to go back to school (and who isn't?!), then sign up as such:
1. Cold Salmon and Hatred
7. One Thousand Dicks
9. Shankusu (Shankill half)
14. Dee Kae
18. Shankusu (Kusugattai half)
20. That Dave Fella (remote signup via cellular text notification methodology)
22. cj iwakura
30. Ramen Noodle
33. Munkus Beaver
38. scarlet st.
41. Sara Lynn
42. Riggs Blitzkrieg
45. Centipede Damascus
48. Shorn Scrotum Man
This game (and thread) have been approved by the Sonic Avenger, bogey.
NEW TO PHALLA?
Here are some BASIC gameplay rules (these are the wiki ones, actual ones will be explained in the game thread once we begin, your mileage may vary, etc):