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Mornington Crescent: All bow before visiblehowl and ChooChoo Bear!
Yes, Mornington Crescent, the forum game with rules dating back to the Tudor regime. Over the next several days twenty forumers will vie for the chance to be the winner, winners, or possibly even intermediate success buddies depending on the rule set.
You should all already know how the game works. In the off chance you don't, please check your local book store to see if they still have a player's manual (preferably color version) still in print for the details. Each day a variant of the fifth edition rules will be introduced and at the end of the day the appropriate scores tallied. The end will occur when I or one of the judges declares Mornington Crescent. Lowest score shall see a player eliminated as well as an adorable animal entombed in the fashion of the judge's liking. Players can also be eliminated through other means such as disqualification for getting caught cheating or being eaten by a puma. Players are allowed and encouraged to sponsor their own cute animals. Time looping is strictly forbidden.
The judges will post occasionally to critique performance, offer suggestions, and add in the occasional rule. I suggest not crossing them as they're all well versed in puppy crushing. The judges are as follows:
Head Judge/Co Host: Frosteey
Judge #2: Gim
Judge #3: Senjutsu
Feel free to manipulate the judges to your own ends. Due to a much busier schedule than when I signed up Frosteey will be cohosting should I not have the time because I am defending the free world or getting it on.
Signup posts in bold lime, clarifcations in bold orange, new rules will be posted in bold blue.
Spoiler for those with no sense of risk or humor who have to know exactly how to play:
Mornington Crescent isn't a real game per se. The rules are made up by the "players" and the only way to really win this is to impress the judges with clever posts or use of the variant rules given each day. There will be no clarification on this particular point. This game is about having fun making shit up, not scoring points or paranoia. Whiners wanting detailed structure will be maimed accordingly.