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Guitar Hero: Baby loves to dance in the dark

glithertglithert Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Games and Technology
So, Guitar Hero. You probably know what that is, so I'll try to keep this brief.

Games that you can buy in stores RIGHT NOW


Guitar Hero
The original. Features include A HOPO system that does not work, ever, and some pretty bad covers.


Guitar Hero 2
Like the first one, but with HOPOs that human beings can reliably perform as well as a co-op mode. Also comes with a sweet red guitar.

Also there was a 360 version that came with a ridiculously tiny X-plorer that was impossible to play with. It had some extra songs and some DLC was avaible but none of it was all that great.

Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80's
The last Guitar Hero that Hamronix worked on, and only because they were contractually obligated to do so. It kinda sucked.


Guitar Hero: Three Note Chords
After Hamronix left, THPS developer Neversoft stepped in. they did not do a very good job. This entry in the series was the first to feature a soundtrack comprised (mostly) of master tracks, famous rock stars, and guitar battles. It is notable for trying way too hard to be hard in order to appeal to the Scorehero crowd, even go so far as to include Dragonforce (blech) in the game.


Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
The first band-specific spinoff. Kinda forgettable, except for Joe Perry's abomination of a fretboard.


Guitar Hero: Wanker's Cramp
A DS edition that had a really goofy "guitar grip" that was rather painful to use. These things breed like rabbits. I think there's 5 of them now.

Noise That Can Be Interpreted As Music By A Wide Set Of Categories But Still Has To Be Played With Physical Instruments Game
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The world's first COMPLETE BAND GAME. Even though POST REDACTED came out first. And did the whole full band schtick better anyway. And looked nicer. And had a better soundtrack. Well, at least WT has a nicer guitar (bar the "touch strip", which is about as useful as playing with your feet).


Guitar Hero: Ludicrously Difficult
Also known as Guitar Hero: Metallica. It did not sell well, despite being a pretty decent game.

Guitar Hero: SHits
Features "favorites" from previous games redone under the World Tour engine. Notable for it's horrifically awful note charts and generally low quality.


Zombie Hero 5
Featuring more dead people than you can shake a stick at, a confusing and somewhat disappointing soundtrack, mediocre visuals, and some questionable note charts. Also, buy it in September, and you get David Lee Roth's Ego Trip for free!
P.S- This game is actually pretty decent.


David Lee Roth's Ego Trip
Although it claims to be a Guitar Hero game about Van Halen, the suspicious lack of even one single song featuring the Red Rocker hints at a more sinister purpose. Also, David Lee Roth couldn't sing his way out of a wet paper bag and he looks like an old hobo with herpes.


DJ Hero
Yes, you can talk about DJ Hero in this thread. I played it at a party once but I think the turntable was broken. Oh well.
Oh and people say this game is pretty awesome. I wouldn't know. But they say so. I trust them, I guess.


Guitar Hero: Confusing Name
Band Hero, or Pop Hero? Who knows. Or cares? I don't. Has every song Taylor Swift has ever written, complete with footnotes detailing her incorrect references to famous literary works.


Games that you can buy sometime in the future


Guitar Hero: Red/Blue
Although not much is known at this time, early previews hint at it being an RPG rather than a rhythm game. Players will travel the world, collecting famous guitar players and fighting other managers for recording contracts. Players will need to buy both games in order to collect all the rock stars.

Pig Hero 6: WARRIORS OF RAWK

There are only three things you need to know about this game:
1. You can turn into a pig.
2. Turning into a pig increases your multiplier.
3. Dehumanized is actually buying this piece of shit.

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Other stuff

Dear Wii owners: Want to rock out with your cocks out but can't find anyone to do it with?

quote:
Pages are up for World Tour (http://pawii.pbwiki.com/Guitar-Hero-World-Tour) and Metallica (http://pawii.pbwiki.com/Guitar-Hero-Metallica). The Wiki doesn't seem to let you edit anonymously anymore, so just use '[email protected]' for user and 'wangwang' for the password.

Q: I heard that Activision has an exclusitivity deal with (artist)! Is it true?
A: Yes, if you're talking about Aerosmith, The Eagles, or Van Halen.

uean wrote: »
Also to be added to the OP - FRETS ON FIRE.

For those who don't mind jumping around their den holding a keyboard as a guitar and are too poor to afford a proper unit, and/or do not own a console.

IMO, better than the PC versions of Guitar Hero (because the game actually runs) AND you can download thousands (yes) of songs from almost any band, and if you can't find a song you like, you can MAKE IT YOURSELF.

Oh, and of course, all GH1, 2, and 3 songs are available.

Not so much an option on a laptop unless you have a wireless keyboard.

Q: I don't have any real life friends! What should I do?
A: Hit one of us up.

PA name-Gamertag-Instrument/difficulty
Dehumanized - Serrick - Drums\Expert
glithert - Glithert - Guitar+Bass\Expert
JyrenB - JyrenB - ???
Schide - Schide - Bass\Expert
UnbreakableVow - DesmondHumeWins - ???
Unlucky - Unlucky1010 - Any\Expert.


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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    New...thread....?

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So I am getting in on that sweet GH5/VH deal. I will probably have 5 the day it comes out, if anybody wants to rock out online with me.

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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I will rent GH5 the day it comes out so that I can maybe score a free copy of GH: Van Halen. I certainly like GH enough to play it for a rental period and maybe get a free game.

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'll probably be renting it through Gamefly, so I won't get it until a few days later. After that, I'd be up for some Zombie rocking.

    EDIT: there's something about Judith's chart that seems really off to me.

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Judith chart looked okay to me from one listen. I think I saw one bit where they didn't chart a grace note, but other than that it seemed accurate enough, though some of the chord progressions they used don't make a whole lot of sense.

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  • FallingmanFallingman Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Right - so World Tour is my first Guitar Hero experience. I'm craving new songs, and have what is undeniably, 'Nub Questions"

    - Will I be able to play drums, vocals if I buy the Guitar Hero 5 game?
    - Can I buy older GH titles and use the other instruments (drums, vocals) with them?

    My friend has rock band, and he's been able to download quite a few full almums - I've been a little underwhemed at the DLC for World tour. Or I dont know if there's any "backwards compatibility"

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    All the old instruments will work in GH5.
    World tour is the only one with stuff other than guitars*, so you can use the newer guitars on older games, but there aren't any drum parts to play.



    *except for Metallica

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Did they have a full kit for Metallica? Or did they just have a guitar pack-in?

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh I meant supporting the other instruments.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh yeah, that's true. Metallica is the first band-centric title to support a full band. Basically, any console GH game released after World Tour.

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  • JyrenBJyrenB St. AugustineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I mostly lurk around here, but I'll probably pick GH5 up at some point before the end of September to get VH. So if you guys need a decent guitarist or bass player...or a bad drummer, I'd be up for it.

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  • Raybies666Raybies666 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wow, that OP makes it sound like GH 2 was the only good one.


    In fairness to the spin off games (which I enjoyed to some degree, but GH80's was definitely ropey), they were cheaper. At launch check GH: metallica (best spin off by a long shot) was €40 for just the disk, while games in general are €60-70.

    Now that I look back, GH: 80's started the abuse of the 3 note chord, especially "what I like about you". It's almost like Harmonix set a deliberate bad example to the next developers on purpose, so we'd all start hating on that stuff. Well played. [/paranoia and sarcasm]

    Overall, it's a sloppy spin off, while Metallica and Aerosmith games made a real effort, with band interviews, more animations, extras etc. The spin off games still have this reputation though, and I think it's complaints that "all this stuff could be DLC instead" that really fuels that.

    But y'know my friends wanted to try GH: M, and I was just able to bring over the disk, instead of a console. At the same time, that's why I don't care for digital distribution and still get DVDs. Barely more effort to open a dvd case and pop it in, and if my friends want to see a movie and we're not going to be in my place that night, I can just pop it in my bag. Anecdotal and all that, but the extra effort of swapping a disk to play Metallica is offset for me by the convenience of bringing it to a friends house for a cheap entertaining friday night.

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  • ueanuean Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Also to be added to the OP - FRETS ON FIRE.

    For those who don't mind jumping around their den holding a keyboard as a guitar and are too poor to afford a proper unit, and/or do not own a console.

    IMO, better than the PC versions of Guitar Hero (because the game actually runs) AND you can download thousands (yes) of songs from almost any band, and if you can't find a song you like, you can MAKE IT YOURSELF.

    Oh, and of course, all GH1, 2, and 3 songs are available.

    Not so much an option on a laptop unless you have a wireless keyboard.

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    uean wrote: »
    Also to be added to the OP - FRETS ON FIRE.

    For those who don't mind jumping around their den holding a keyboard as a guitar and are too poor to afford a proper unit, and/or do not own a console.

    IMO, better than the PC versions of Guitar Hero (because the game actually runs) AND you can download thousands (yes) of songs from almost any band, and if you can't find a song you like, you can MAKE IT YOURSELF.

    Oh, and of course, all GH1, 2, and 3 songs are available.

    Not so much an option on a laptop unless you have a wireless keyboard.

    If you run FoFiX, which is pretty much a tweaked and perfected version, you can also use your drums and in some cases the mic. You can make it look like GH/RB too.

    All the RB1 and 2 tracks are downloadable and people have put up loads of their own charts for other bands too.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    GH2 is my favorite so far. I despise what I've played of 3. WT has good songs and fun notes(so far), but it looks awful(PS2 version). Probably a given.


    Did Smash Hits use covers? Because if it's a master version of Stellar, that'd almost make it worth owning. I love that song, but GH1's cover was unbearably bad.


    Also, Metallica's on sale at Kmart if anyone's interested. $39.99 PS360, $29.99 Wii(I think).

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    GH2 was my favorite back in the day, but the perspective of the note highway makes it near-unplayable to me now.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hmm, I just heard this in the car and figured I'd see if the GH5 chart was out for it yet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYlErbHgrCU

    Honestly not that bad, really. And the presentation seems cleaned up from WT in a good way. New Star Power animation is awesome. The models are still ugly as sin, but at least they animate more fluidly now.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I approve of the OP.

    So, uh, GH5 is out in a couple days, I guess?

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Well, I'm glad somebody likes it

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was on the fence about GH5 but seeing that they got "All the Pretty Faces" for The Killers track put me on the "do not buy until bargain bin" side of said fence

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  • UnluckyUnlucky That's not meant to happen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I wholeheartedly approve of this new OP. :) Does make the entire series sound pretty shit though...Oh well. At least World Tour has it's proper name, that suggests it's one of the most passable of the series. :P

    Yay, I get the net back tomorrow. But the day after that you guys get GH:5....

    *Sighs* I just can't win. I've got a mic now though, so there's that. At least I can yell at you guys for ditching me with GH:5 using my voice now.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I would play Guitar Hero: Red/Blue!

    An RPG where the random battles were based around mini-rock offs? Oh man I'd pay through the nose for that.

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was going to include a picture of Hagar and Roth battling it out old pokemon style but then I realized that I suck at photoshop.
    Unlucky wrote:
    At least World Tour has it's proper name, that suggests it's one of the most passable of the series.
    I was going to use that really long name that you guys settled on (the one about instruments) but I didn't want to go through hundreds of pages to find it.

    Maybe I should make the next OP when I'm not really tired...

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    went and found it for you:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=8597366&postcount=2321
    Lunker wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    ha....Cross-genre Band: The Game.

    This is what it should be called forever.

    The Singing and Beats and Sounds that May Possibly be From a Physical Instrument though Sometimes Not game.

    Noise That Can Be Interpreted As Music By A Wide Set Of Categories But Still Has To Be Played With Physical Instruments Game

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    Coming summer 2009!

    And Q3. And Q4. Oh, and three in Q1!
    glithert wrote: »
    Noise That Can Be Interpreted As Music By A Wide Set Of Categories And Can Be Performed On Either Physical Instruments Or With Synthesizers But Is Depicted As Being Performed By And Generally Containing Lead And Bass Guitar, A Standard Rock Drum Kit And Vocals Hero: World Tour 2: Underground

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Awesome OP, Glithert.

    I'll be getting GH5 in a couple days from preordering from Best Buy online, then I'll register for VH. :D

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  • ueanuean Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    went and found it for you:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=8597366&postcount=2321
    Lunker wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    ha....Cross-genre Band: The Game.

    This is what it should be called forever.

    The Singing and Beats and Sounds that May Possibly be From a Physical Instrument though Sometimes Not game.

    Noise That Can Be Interpreted As Music By A Wide Set Of Categories But Still Has To Be Played With Physical Instruments Game

    newherogb6.jpg

    Coming summer 2009!

    And Q3. And Q4. Oh, and three in Q1!
    glithert wrote: »
    Noise That Can Be Interpreted As Music By A Wide Set Of Categories And Can Be Performed On Either Physical Instruments Or With Synthesizers But Is Depicted As Being Performed By And Generally Containing Lead And Bass Guitar, A Standard Rock Drum Kit And Vocals Hero: World Tour 2: Underground

    I can't wait for NTCBIAMBAWSOCACBPOEPIOWSBIDABPBAGCLABGASRDKAVH:WT *3*! I hear they're going to add groupies

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wow, you guys are harsh.

    At least they got the importing songs from World Tour and Smash Hits thing right. Paying a small relicencing fee will be worth the saved shelf space.

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think the game looks fun, but I don't even try it on expert or anything. My wife plays the harder difficulties. I mostly play medium with a group of people and just have fun. So note charting has yet to ever bother me.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    I think the game looks fun, but I don't even try it on expert or anything. My wife plays the harder difficulties. I mostly play medium with a group of people and just have fun. So note charting has yet to ever bother me.

    That explains a lot.

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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So this comes out tomorrow. Anybody have experience renting from Blockbuster? Will I get the instruction manual with it if I go rent it tomorrow?

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    I think the game looks fun, but I don't even try it on expert or anything. My wife plays the harder difficulties. I mostly play medium with a group of people and just have fun. So note charting has yet to ever bother me.

    That explains a lot.

    What is that supposed to mean? :(

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    I think the game looks fun, but I don't even try it on expert or anything. My wife plays the harder difficulties. I mostly play medium with a group of people and just have fun. So note charting has yet to ever bother me.

    That explains a lot.

    What is that supposed to mean? :(

    Well, it's very hard to tell the difference in the quality of the notecharts between GH and Rock Band on medium.

    By the way, I'd suggest trying hard... once you get it down, it's more fun. Well, when the notecharts don't suck, at least. Maybe on Rock Band first (you own that, right?); it's easier.

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Not yet, but at some point I'll be getting Rock Band. It has quite a number of songs I want to download. I'll be one happy music loving camper. :P

    Yea, I figured on Medium the common complaints about GH wouldn't matter...but like I said usually I play it for fun, not really caring to work toward getting better for hard or expert. My wife is pretty awesome at the guitar on hard and expert though, depending on the song. She loves it.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    Not yet, but at some point I'll be getting Rock Band. It has quite a number of songs I want to download. I'll be one happy music loving camper. :P

    Yea, I figured on Medium the common complaints about GH wouldn't matter...but like I said usually I play it for fun, not really caring to work toward getting better for hard or expert. My wife is pretty awesome at the guitar on hard and expert though, depending on the song. She loves it.

    That's the thing... I'm not on hard for bragging rights. When the songs are done right, playing on hard just feels better. I feel like I'm rocking out more to the song. It makes me feel more like a rock star rather than a dude hitting buttons. I'd absolutely suggest giving it a try and working through the adjustment period. It's loads of fun! Er, under optimal conditions, of course.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    jclast wrote: »
    So this comes out tomorrow. Anybody have experience renting from Blockbuster? Will I get the instruction manual with it if I go rent it tomorrow?

    You need an instruction manual to play a game like this?

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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    jclast wrote: »
    So this comes out tomorrow. Anybody have experience renting from Blockbuster? Will I get the instruction manual with it if I go rent it tomorrow?

    You need an instruction manual to play a game like this?

    No I want the manual to maybe get GH: Van Halen for free by renting GH5.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    jclast wrote: »
    jclast wrote: »
    So this comes out tomorrow. Anybody have experience renting from Blockbuster? Will I get the instruction manual with it if I go rent it tomorrow?

    You need an instruction manual to play a game like this?

    No I want the manual to maybe get GH: Van Halen for free by renting GH5.

    Stay classy.

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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    jclast wrote: »
    jclast wrote: »
    So this comes out tomorrow. Anybody have experience renting from Blockbuster? Will I get the instruction manual with it if I go rent it tomorrow?

    You need an instruction manual to play a game like this?

    No I want the manual to maybe get GH: Van Halen for free by renting GH5.

    Stay classy.

    Will do!

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So, uh, whatever happened to pre-ordering Zombie Hero 5 to get Guitar hero: David Lee Roth's Ego Trip?

    I mean, I'd be kind of irritated if I got drawn into pre-ordering for a free game only to learn it has now turned into "just buy the fucking thing and we'll slap the code on the back of the manual."

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