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[Chaos] CitOW Game 7 - Victory for Tzeentch!

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Khorne is active.

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    Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think a bloodsworn in Brettonia, and I'm spent.

    0/7 PP

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    On to Tzeentch

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Round 1 Summoning Phase

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    Khorne (6/7) pulls a Bloodsworn into The Empire.
    Nurgle (5/6) vomits a Leper into Estalia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) blinks and Teleports the Bloodsworn in The Empire to Estalia.
    Slaanesh (5/6) slithers a Seductress into Norsca.

    Khorne (5/7) throws a Bloodsworn into The Empire.
    Nurgle (4/6) tears a Leper into Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (4/6) waves and with a crack Teleports the Bloodsworn in Bretonnia to Norsca.
    Slaanesh (4/6) beckons a Seductress into Norsca.

    Khorne (5/7) riles up a Blood Frenzy in Norsca.
    Nurgle (3/6) oozes a Leper into The Empire.
    Tzeentch (5/6) grins and Drain's Power from Khorne (4/7) and Nurgle (2/6) in Estalia.
    Slaanesh (3/6) drags a Seductress from Norsca to Troll Country.

    Khorne (3/7) warps another Bloodsworn into The Empire.
    Nurgle (1/6) multiples his Leper in Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (4/6) beckons his first Acolyte into The Border Princes.
    Slaanesh (2/6) pulls another Seductress into Troll Country.

    Khorne (3/7) calls for a Blood Frenzy in Troll Country.
    Nurgle (0/6) leaks his final Leper into The Empire.
    Tzeentch (4/6) twists magic and casts Changer of Ways into The Border Princes.
    Slaanesh (1/6) uses his Dark Influence to pull a Noble from Norsca to Troll Country.

    Khorne (1/7) hurls a Bloodletter into Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (3/6) beckons an Acolyte into The Badlands.
    Slaanesh (1/6) calls for a Perverse Infiltration (place one corruption, does not give a dial token) in Troll Country.

    Khorne (0/7) summons one final Bloodsworn into Bretonnia.

    Tzeentch is active.

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I will call forth the services of another Acolyte in The Border Princes.

    Slaanesh, do you have an Abyssal Pact handy that you might spare for me? I understand perfectly if you're somewhat reluctant to share, but if you can cast one into the Badlands, I can use it's magical essence to block Khorne's probable double dial.

    Slaanesh @ 2/6 PP Remaining.

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sorry, my feathered sibling, even if I were able and willing to help, my reach doesn't extend to the Badlands. However, I can lessen Khorne's influence a bit by removing a target. With some luck it will at least slow him down.

    Move Seductress from Norsca to Troll Country. 0/6 and resting.

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You can cast cards in any region you like, regardless of your unit's positions.

    Edit: Just making sure you know so you don't miss opportunities later =)

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I will summon two cultists into The Empire. Let's raze this place to the ground, Grandfather!

    Tzeentch @ 0/6 PP; let the Battle Phase begin!

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
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    Round 1 Summoning Phase

    CitOW-g7-r1-6.gif
    Khorne (6/7) pulls a Bloodsworn into The Empire.
    Nurgle (5/6) vomits a Leper into Estalia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) blinks and Teleports the Bloodsworn in The Empire to Estalia.
    Slaanesh (5/6) slithers a Seductress into Norsca.

    Khorne (5/7) throws a Bloodsworn into The Empire.
    Nurgle (4/6) tears a Leper into Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (4/6) waves and with a crack Teleports the Bloodsworn in Bretonnia to Norsca.
    Slaanesh (4/6) beckons a Seductress into Norsca.

    Khorne (5/7) riles up a Blood Frenzy in Norsca.
    Nurgle (3/6) oozes a Leper into The Empire.
    Tzeentch (5/6) grins and Drain's Power from Khorne (4/7) and Nurgle (2/6) in Estalia.
    Slaanesh (3/6) drags a Seductress from Norsca to Troll Country.

    Khorne (3/7) warps another Bloodsworn into The Empire.
    Nurgle (1/6) multiples his Leper in Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (4/6) beckons his first Acolyte into The Border Princes.
    Slaanesh (2/6) pulls another Seductress into Troll Country.

    Khorne (3/7) calls for a Blood Frenzy in Troll Country.
    Nurgle (0/6) leaks his final Leper into The Empire.
    Tzeentch (4/6) twists magic and casts Changer of Ways into The Border Princes.
    Slaanesh (1/6) uses his Dark Influence to pull a Noble from Norsca to Troll Country.

    Khorne (1/7) hurls a Bloodletter into Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (3/6) beckons an Acolyte into The Badlands.
    Slaanesh (1/6) calls for a Perverse Infiltration (place one corruption, does not give a dial token) in Troll Country.

    Khorne (0/7) summons one final Bloodsworn into Bretonnia.

    Tzeentch (2/6) draws another Acolyte to The Border Princes.
    Slaanesh (0/6) sends his Seductress from Norsca to Troll Country.
    Tzeentch (0/6) floods The Empire with two more Acolytes.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Round 1 Battle Phase

    1. Norsca - a frenzy of blood results in nothing
    2. Troll Country - 2 dice
    3. Kislev - peace
    4. The Empire - nothing
    5. Bretonnia - 2 dice
    6. Estalia - nada
    7. Tilea - zilch
    8. The Border Princes - squat
    9. The Badlands - nope

    1. Khorne to roll his dice for Troll Country and Bretonnia.

    Feel free to use either invisiblecastle or orokos for dice rolls, with the Campaign name "CitOW game 7".

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    Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Troll Country - 1 Hit

    Brettonia - 0 hits

    One seductress takes the beats (duh).

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Whew.

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    Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, I screwed that first round up pretty badly, and I kinda needed some good rolls to make up for it. Good rolls not forthcoming, catch-up algorithms to initiate shortly.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    We definitely dodged a bullet there; you had a 75% chance of getting a kill in each of those regions.

    Still any DIAL tick in round one for Khorne is a good thing. DIAL ticks for all, but two for none!

    Also, re. GoodOmens' sig: it's Slaanesh, not Slannesh.

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Honestly, you didn't do too badly. And now you're in a decent position to spread out some more attack dice, and it's going to get harder for us to run away from you because of it.

    My opening hand only had one magic symbol; I was very depressed to see that =(

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I must step away for a while, so I shall give you my decrees in advance. For my dial advancement, place a warpstone into The Badlands.

    I will not discard a card before drawing.

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    We definitely dodged a bullet there; you had a 75% chance of getting a kill in each of those regions.

    Still any DIAL tick in round one for Khorne is a good thing. DIAL ticks for all, but two for none!

    Also, re. GoodOmens' sig: it's Slaanesh, not Slannesh.

    Yeah, there's only so long I could dodge those Blood Frenzys. For 0 points that card is crazy powerful.

    And I can't believe I missed that typo. Or, rather, Be aware that I spell my name however it pleases me. If I choose to spell my name from the despairing wails of the unborn I shall do so. If I choose to call myself after the throaty sobs of the violated, I shall do so.

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rius, looks like you've got yourself a nice little home down there in the Badlands/Border Princes area. It would be a shame if someone were to mess it up for you and prevent you from getting lots of easy double dial ticks.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like this game.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Round 1 Battle Results

    1. Norsca - quiet
    2. Troll Country - seductress
    3. Kislev - nothing
    4. The Empire - none
    5. Bretonnia - whiff
    6. Estalia - nada
    7. Tilea - zilch
    8. The Border Princes - peace
    9. The Badlands - love

    Khorne receives 1 DIAL tokens

    Board after battle:

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Round 1 Corruption Phase

    1. Norsca - No domination (1 = 1 = 1)
    Khorne places 1 corruption.

    2. Troll Country - Slaanesh Dominates for 2 VP (3 > 1)
    Slaanesh places 2 corruption. DIAL

    3. Kislev - No Domination
    No corruption

    4. The Empire - No Domination (4 > 3 = 3)
    Nurgle places 3 corruption. DIAL
    Tzeentch places 2 corruption.

    5. Bretonnia - No domination. (3 > 2 > 1 = 1)
    Nurgle places 1 corruption
    Khorne places 1 corruption

    6. Estalia - No Domination (3 > 2 > 1)
    Khorne places 2 corruption
    Nurgle places 1 corruption

    7. Tilea - No Domination
    No corruption

    8. The Border Princes - Tzeentch Dominates for 1 VP (2 > 1)
    Tzeentch places 2 corruption. DIAL

    9. The Badlands - Tzeentch Dominates for 1 VP (1 > 0)
    Tzeentch places 1 corruption.

    DIAL tokens:
    Khorne: 1
    Nurgle: 1
    Tzeentch: 1
    Slaanesh: 1

    Updated VP:
    Khorne: 0
    Nurgle: 0
    Tzeentch: 0 + 2 = 2
    Slaanesh: 0 + 2 = 2

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Breaking for brunch.

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    GoodOmens wrote: »
    Rius, looks like you've got yourself a nice little home down there in the Badlands/Border Princes area. It would be a shame if someone were to mess it up for you and prevent you from getting lots of easy double dial ticks.

    I know it looks like I'm sitting pretty, but I can guarantee you it's not easy at all to get a double dial with just two tokens. Besides, Khorne can now summon troops into my "little home", and you can be sure that he'll want to.

    If you can play another Dark Influence in Tilea, you too can have a nice base of [strike]operations[/strike] debauchery up north =)

    One round gone, everyone up one dial tick, nobody into double digit VP yet... definitely still anyone's game. Don't focus all your vehemence upon me just yet 8-)

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rius wrote: »
    If you can play another Dark Influence in Tilea, you too can have a nice base of [strike]operations[/strike] debauchery up north =)

    I was a bit surprised he didn't choose to move that one last turn, rather than the one from Norsca.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Board at the start of the Round 1 End Phase:

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    1. Remove Chaos Cards from the Board

    2. Hero Tokens are resolved - none

    3. Resolve Old World cards - none

    4. Score Ruined Regions - none

    5. Advance Threat Dials - Every god clicks once
    Khorne:
    6 - Score 4 VP
    Nurgle:
    5 - Score 3 VP
    Tzeentch:
    7 - Place 1 Warpstone
    Slaanesh :
    8 - Score 3 VP

    6. Check for Game end - the game does not end

    Total VP:
    Khorne: 0 + 4 = 4
    Nurgle: 0 + 3 = 3
    Tzeentch: 2
    Slaanesh: 2 + 3 = 5

    Tzeentch places his Warpstone in The Badlands.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Round 2 Begins!

    Fleeing the initial perversion and destruction caused by the advancing forces of Chaos, peasants across the land expose themselves to more danger.

    Mass Exodus
    Place one Peasant token in every region except Norsca, Kislev, and the Badlands.
    Discard this card instead of adding it to the Old World track.

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    Khorne is active to start.

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Rius wrote: »
    If you can play another Dark Influence in Tilea, you too can have a nice base of [strike]operations[/strike] debauchery up north =)

    I was a bit surprised he didn't choose to move that one last turn, rather than the one from Norsca.

    I couldn't cast into Tilea or I would have. It'll take a bit of doing for me to be able to work with both of them.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    GoodOmens wrote: »
    Darian wrote: »
    Rius wrote: »
    If you can play another Dark Influence in Tilea, you too can have a nice base of [strike]operations[/strike] debauchery up north =)

    I was a bit surprised he didn't choose to move that one last turn, rather than the one from Norsca.

    I couldn't cast into Tilea or I would have. It'll take a bit of doing for me to be able to work with both of them.

    You can always cast anywhere.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    admanb wrote: »
    GoodOmens wrote: »
    Darian wrote: »
    Rius wrote: »
    If you can play another Dark Influence in Tilea, you too can have a nice base of [strike]operations[/strike] debauchery up north =)

    I was a bit surprised he didn't choose to move that one last turn, rather than the one from Norsca.

    I couldn't cast into Tilea or I would have. It'll take a bit of doing for me to be able to work with both of them.

    You can always cast anywhere.

    This. Given that misunderstanding, I see no problem with letting Slaanesh go back and move the other one last turn, instead. Did you not notice Khorne and Tzeentch throwing spells all over the map without figures nearby?

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Agreed. If Slaanesh wants to trade the Noble in Tilea for one in Norsca, I'll make the switch.

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    Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm ok with that.

    I feel like things are getting a bit out of hand in the Empire. Let's have a little of this, then:
    Battle Cry - 1 - No corruption tokens may be placed in this region during this round
    6/7 PP
    MY AXE LUSTS FOR BLOOD!

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Well, then, time to move on to greener pastures.

    I think my last leper should travel to Kislev.

    5/6 PP

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I have no problem with the other Hero being moved. Truly it was what I expected Slaanesh to do anyway =)

    I'm contemplating my move now, brothers.

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You know, Slaanesh is right. The Border Princes and the Badlands aren't all that bad. Why, some window treatments here, a little wall-to-wall carpeting there, and these lands could be pretty swell!

    I don't like onlookers when I renovate, though. Please refrain from adding your points of view.

    (M) Temporal Stasis - 1 - The cost for your opponents to summon figures to this region, and play Chaos cards in this region, is increased by two.

    Cast into The Border Princes.

    Tzeentch @ 5/6 PP Remaining.

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    admanb wrote: »

    You can always cast anywhere.

    This. Given that misunderstanding, I see no problem with letting Slaanesh go back and move the other one last turn, instead. Did you not notice Khorne and Tzeentch throwing spells all over the map without figures nearby?

    Tzeentch cast his spells before he played a figure, and Khorne played his in areas where he had a figure or adjacent to one. For some reason I thought that spells fit the same rules as unit placement. My mistake, no need to change things on my account.

    I'll just be over in the corner with my dunce cap. A dunce cap made from the tanned flesh of a million virgins!

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010

    Brother Grandfather, I had my eyes on Kislev as well. I'm sure you'll make it greener, but purple is more pleasing to me.

    OK, summon Seductress to Kislev.

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    Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    A party up north? Am I invited?

    Bloodletter to Troll Country
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ah, Slaanesh, you are always welcome to join me. I do have places to see, though...

    Plaguebearer to Estalia

    4/6 PP

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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I call forth another cultist into the Badlands to join his associate there.

    Tzeentch @ 4/6 PP remaining.

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Another Seductress to Kislev. 4/6 remaining.

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