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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus I can't find a listing, let alone a description, for a twin room on the hotel's site, so I don't know what's up.

    Bama on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    I AM THE ONE!

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    To me, monogamy is trying to maintain a thing. Polyamory is just a normal relationship, until somebody interesting comes along

    I think the problem you have is that the idea of monogamy is that the person with whom you are with is THE INTERESTING ONE.

    If you are with someone uninteresting you're doing it wrong.
    If you think some person is THE interesting one then you are a silly goose.

    Not really. I just have a function definition of interesting and happen to have found a particular individual who instantiates that.

    It's really not difficult to only want to be with one person.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't shave anything and Choco swears up and down he doesn't care.

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    So I stopped shaving my manhood a few weeks ago, and it is long enough down there that I need to do SOMETHING.

    Is there a better solution than shaving for guys? I am not opposed to waxing/sugaring/etc. if it lasts longer, and won't rip my sack open.

    clippers are the way to go

    waxing seems like madness i dunno

    sometimes they catch a ball wrinkle if you aren't careful

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I shave my... asshole
    this seems like a tricky proposition

    Bama on
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    I am not a fan of the threesome; exciting in the initial moment, then it ends up feeling horribly impersonal. I really like to focus on one person during sex; they are the focal point of the whole thing, and I feel like I am distracted and not having as much fun when others are involved.

    This is my major misgiving about a threesome. When I have sex it's an incredibly intimate personal thing. It's also why I don't imagine myself enjoying having sex with a girl I didn't really like as a person.

    never having had a threesome I imagine they work best if each party is into both other parties

    so for MFF, if both girls are bi

    or for MMF, the same

    otherwise, it's one person into two people, and two people just into one

    n-somes are a problem of graph theory. What you want is a regular graph. So, in the case of a 3-some, you need the above situation, ideally. However, if you bump it up to 4-somes and 5-somes, then you can get some interesting graph topologies that meet the criteria.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey what the fuck man

    popper = jalapeno filled with cream cheese then battered and fried

    the ones I will make are jalapeno, split, filled with cream cheese, then wrapped with bacon and baked

    i would probably swap out the cream cheese for a cheddar because i think that jalapeno and cheddar are fantastically complementary flavors but really you have the workings of something magficent skippy

    got the cheddar covered in a beer-cheese soup

    calls for 1lb of cheese

    it's amazing and kinda spicy and mmmm

    skippydumptruck on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    So I stopped shaving my manhood a few weeks ago, and it is long enough down there that I need to do SOMETHING.

    Is there a better solution than shaving for guys? I am not opposed to waxing/sugaring/etc. if it lasts longer, and won't rip my sack open.

    I have no personal experience, but if it's the same as ladies legs, waxing is the way.

    IT IS NOT THE SAME AS LADIES LEGS BOBCESCA

    IT IS MATERIALLY DIFFERENT

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I shave my... asshole
    this seems like a tricky proposition

    Lot of ass cheek spreading

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    So I stopped shaving my manhood a few weeks ago, and it is long enough down there that I need to do SOMETHING.

    Is there a better solution than shaving for guys? I am not opposed to waxing/sugaring/etc. if it lasts longer, and won't rip my sack open.

    Make an H/A thread

    H/A thread: I recommend becoming a eunuch. No balls, no hair!

    Couscous on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hahaha that homeschooling thread is awful. Nobody knows what a theory is.

    And Bama, Google tells me it's a room with two beds, so we'll go with the twin room.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    To me, monogamy is trying to maintain a thing. Polyamory is just a normal relationship, until somebody interesting comes along

    I think the problem you have is that the idea of monogamy is that the person with whom you are with is THE INTERESTING ONE.

    If you are with someone uninteresting you're doing it wrong.
    If you think some person is THE interesting one then you are a silly goose.

    Not really. I just have a function definition of interesting and happen to have found a particular individual who instantiates that.

    It's really not difficult to only want to be with one person.
    What I'm saying is that your objection to Feral's statement makes no sense.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Class: Graphing Orgies 210
    Taught By: Professor Kakos
    Time: M W F 1pm-2pm

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey what the fuck man

    popper = jalapeno filled with cream cheese then battered and fried

    the ones I will make are jalapeno, split, filled with cream cheese, then wrapped with bacon and baked

    i would probably swap out the cream cheese for a cheddar because i think that jalapeno and cheddar are fantastically complementary flavors but really you have the workings of something magficent skippy

    got the cheddar covered in a beer-cheese soup

    calls for 1lb of cheese

    it's amazing and kinda spicy and mmmm

    For some reason, I read that as "got the cheerleader covered in beer-cheese soup" and was strangely aroused.

    Premier kakos on
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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Homeschooling thread is about to turn into evolution/creationism thread. It was ok while it lasted.

    Oh noooooo

    Whatever, I stopped paying attention when shryke got all "OMG HOMESCHOOLING IS TEH EVUL"

    I took personal offense to that

    There's a lot of that going around. And then you bring in the people who feel strongly about it for religious reasons and it's like matter and antimatter.

    Smurph on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    clippers are the way to go

    waxing seems like madness i dunno

    sometimes they catch a ball wrinkle if you aren't careful

    this is a sad truth

    still better than shaving with a razor or waxing

    skippydumptruck on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey what the fuck man

    popper = jalapeno filled with cream cheese then battered and fried

    the ones I will make are jalapeno, split, filled with cream cheese, then wrapped with bacon and baked

    i would probably swap out the cream cheese for a cheddar because i think that jalapeno and cheddar are fantastically complementary flavors but really you have the workings of something magficent skippy

    got the cheddar covered in a beer-cheese soup

    calls for 1lb of cheese

    it's amazing and kinda spicy and mmmm

    i need this

    Arch on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    I don't shave anything and Choco swears up and down he doesn't care.

    god damn cass choco just kind of blandly tolerates being in a polyamorous relationship that he doesn't actually take advantage of and also just kind of blandly accepts a hairy ladyfriend?

    do the lobotomy scars actually show or did they go through the eye sockets?

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    clippers are the way to go

    waxing seems like madness i dunno

    sometimes they catch a ball wrinkle if you aren't careful

    this is a sad truth

    still better than shaving with a razor or waxing

    I have never cut myself shaving with a razor down there

    I also use shaving cream to make sure there's not too much abrasiveness

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I could not do polyamory because I am an incredibly jealous person with low self-esteem, and I would construe my girlfriend's dating of another man to reflect some issue in myself. I also am greedy and consume love.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    clippers are the way to go

    waxing seems like madness i dunno

    sometimes they catch a ball wrinkle if you aren't careful

    this is a sad truth

    still better than shaving with a razor or waxing

    God damn it I cringed at the thought of a ball wrinkle in a razor.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Class: Graphing Orgies 210
    Taught By: Professor Kakos
    Time: M W F 1pm-2pm

    Next week, class, we'll be talking about the "Swinger's Theorem" as well as the "Key Party Corollary."

    Premier kakos on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Homeschooling thread is about to turn into evolution/creationism thread. It was ok while it lasted.

    Oh noooooo

    Whatever, I stopped paying attention when shryke got all "OMG HOMESCHOOLING IS TEH EVUL"

    I took personal offense to that

    There's a lot of that going around. And then you bring in the people who feel strongly about it for religious reasons and it's like matter and antimatter.

    I feel strongly about it because I feel the current structure of the lower rungs of the American education system (at least in my area) are pretty bad awful

    If I am still around when I am (IF I AM) raising kids, I know 100% I could educate them in any matter more effectively than a public school.

    Then again, my chosen profession, and the position I would have to be in in order to consider children, would be college professor.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    So I stopped shaving my manhood a few weeks ago, and it is long enough down there that I need to do SOMETHING.

    Is there a better solution than shaving for guys? I am not opposed to waxing/sugaring/etc. if it lasts longer, and won't rip my sack open.

    clippers are the way to go

    waxing seems like madness i dunno

    sometimes they catch a ball wrinkle if you aren't careful

    yes it is wise to keep the guard set somewhere abover wrinkle-depth

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    "I don't like shaving, it makes me look like I'm 12!"
    "EXACTLY!"

    JustinSane07 on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey what the fuck man

    popper = jalapeno filled with cream cheese then battered and fried

    the ones I will make are jalapeno, split, filled with cream cheese, then wrapped with bacon and baked

    i would probably swap out the cream cheese for a cheddar because i think that jalapeno and cheddar are fantastically complementary flavors but really you have the workings of something magficent skippy

    got the cheddar covered in a beer-cheese soup

    calls for 1lb of cheese

    it's amazing and kinda spicy and mmmm

    i need this

    I'll post the recipe in the cooking thread at some point

    it's really fucking good

    you make a base with aromatics and then add some jalapeno juice and white pepper to give it heat

    skippydumptruck on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    My big gripe with polyamory would go away if people would just not call it polyamory.

    Sheep on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    To me, monogamy is trying to maintain a thing. Polyamory is just a normal relationship, until somebody interesting comes along

    I think the problem you have is that the idea of monogamy is that the person with whom you are with is THE INTERESTING ONE.

    If you are with someone uninteresting you're doing it wrong.
    If you think some person is THE interesting one then you are a silly goose.

    Not really. I just have a function definition of interesting and happen to have found a particular individual who instantiates that.

    It's really not difficult to only want to be with one person.
    What I'm saying is that your objection to Feral's statement makes no sense.

    Feral's position maintains that in addition to one mate one may find other potential mates interesting and desireable.

    My point is that this fundamentally misunderstands what it is to have a mate.

    Said another way: One can only have one favorite. So, one's mate is one's favorite. Upon finding a favorite, why would there be a compulsion to be with a non-favorite?

    Find one person who is the favorite, one person to love, one person with whom to be.

    Anything other than that is simply fucking around as a result of indecision and an inability to commit.

    _J_ on
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey what the fuck man

    popper = jalapeno filled with cream cheese then battered and fried

    the ones I will make are jalapeno, split, filled with cream cheese, then wrapped with bacon and baked

    i would probably swap out the cream cheese for a cheddar because i think that jalapeno and cheddar are fantastically complementary flavors but really you have the workings of something magficent skippy

    got the cheddar covered in a beer-cheese soup

    calls for 1lb of cheese

    it's amazing and kinda spicy and mmmm

    For some reason, I read that as "got the cheerleader covered in beer-cheese soup" and was strangely aroused.

    Hmm! Gotta go.
    :P

    Haphazard on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I could not do polyamory because I am an incredibly jealous person with low self-esteem, and I would construe my girlfriend's dating of another man to reflect some issue in myself. I also am greedy and consume love.

    You sound like you'd be awful to date.

    Inquisitor on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I don't shave anything and Choco swears up and down he doesn't care.

    god damn cass choco just kind of blandly tolerates being in a polyamorous relationship that he doesn't actually take advantage of and also just kind of blandly accepts a hairy ladyfriend?

    do the lobotomy scars actually show or did they go through the eye sockets?

    Hey, I happen to like hairy ladies as well

    I don't shave MY legs, armpits, or anything!

    Why should they?

    I mean, keep it trim and neat in certain areas, but otherwise? Pfeh

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh and pulling on the cock to straighten out the wrinkles is a plus

    Sometimes I wish I could botox my balls so I could shave them easier

    Nice and smooth

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    clippers are the way to go

    waxing seems like madness i dunno

    sometimes they catch a ball wrinkle if you aren't careful

    this is a sad truth

    still better than shaving with a razor or waxing

    I have never cut myself shaving with a razor down there

    I also use shaving cream to make sure there's not too much abrasiveness

    Srsly... I don't get razor burn or bumps or anything. Just smooth, smooth, beautifully smooth balls.


    Clippers are the fucking devil.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    clippers are the way to go

    waxing seems like madness i dunno

    sometimes they catch a ball wrinkle if you aren't careful

    this is a sad truth

    still better than shaving with a razor or waxing
    What we need is a device that will pull the skin properly taut.

    Like one of those racks they use to dry animal hide.

    Bama on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I don't shave anything and Choco swears up and down he doesn't care.

    god damn cass choco just kind of blandly tolerates being in a polyamorous relationship that he doesn't actually take advantage of and also just kind of blandly accepts a hairy ladyfriend?

    do the lobotomy scars actually show or did they go through the eye sockets?

    I'm clearly so awesome that he doesn't need to pursue other ladies or ask me to shave. My radness shines with such radiance that he can't see the hair.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey what the fuck man

    popper = jalapeno filled with cream cheese then battered and fried

    the ones I will make are jalapeno, split, filled with cream cheese, then wrapped with bacon and baked

    i would probably swap out the cream cheese for a cheddar because i think that jalapeno and cheddar are fantastically complementary flavors but really you have the workings of something magficent skippy

    got the cheddar covered in a beer-cheese soup

    calls for 1lb of cheese

    it's amazing and kinda spicy and mmmm

    i need this

    I'll post the recipe in the cooking thread at some point

    it's really fucking good

    you make a base with aromatics and then add some jalapeno juice and white pepper to give it heat

    i need it like NOW

    or more like

    this weekend

    or, y'know

    whenever

    Arch on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Feral's position maintains that in addition to one mate one may find other potential mates interesting and desireable.

    My point is that this fundamentally misunderstands what it is to have a mate.

    Said another way: One can only have one favorite. So, one's mate is one's favorite. Upon finding a favorite, why would there be a compulsion to be with a non-favorite?

    Find one person who is the favorite, one person to love, one person with whom to be.

    Anything other than that is simply fucking around as a result of indecision and an inability to commit.

    God I am going to laugh my ass off when you get dumped by your girl.

    Inquisitor on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Homeschooling thread is about to turn into evolution/creationism thread. It was ok while it lasted.

    Oh noooooo

    Whatever, I stopped paying attention when shryke got all "OMG HOMESCHOOLING IS TEH EVUL"

    I took personal offense to that

    There's a lot of that going around. And then you bring in the people who feel strongly about it for religious reasons and it's like matter and antimatter.

    i think that most non-homeschooled people's experiences with homeschooled kids yielded a whole lot of hippies, separatists or religious zealots with an axe to grind with, like, the modern world.

    i am sure that there are well-adjusted homeschooled kids who were homeschooled for a sensible reason but i have not really encountered them personally.

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