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[Glossolalia presents: RADlands] DE?AD and VI are in a homosexual war of attrition

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    -Killed himself.
    -Got resurrected.
    -Told the people who resurrected to fuck off.
    -Stole the ship.
    -Left.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just pretend I'm a softcore gay porn writer when making Makali's actions.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just don't want to fuck up again
    I'm going to have to watch my actions carefully

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Anti it really isn't that hard to play a fun, interesting character.

    Just let it flow.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I had a thought of adding Paranoid Android quirks to Sticks, but that'd probably get obnoxious after a while
    Sticks just seems kinda superfluous in general, he doesn't stand out in any way

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If you're really at a loss, do what Speed does - pick a character from some bit of media you like, emulate him, and then build on top of that.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Start from the exact opposite of what you old character was

    Jo'Marli; Good people skills despite being a Cactus. Gets along with people mostly survives by befriending strong folks, and being sneaky. Not really goal driven, goes with the flow. A plant.

    Sydney; Strong fighter. Hotness conflicts with her grating personality. Focused on her goals. Made of fire.

    E: Or like DE?AD said just steal something(or several things) cool from media (that is basically what i did)

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, I can't wait for Sydney's mission. Gonna be so good.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [Cecil]
    Sticks: Phys 3[] Soc 3[] Ment 3[] RADs ||||[/COLOR
    Synthetic Durability, Natural Weapon

    Sticks suddenly feels like time has paused. RB and Chuck are frozen in place, and the mech himself can't move. A rogue thought from his own mind strikes out at him.

    Why do you think you can change the RADLands?

    I, uh, I don't know. It's just, it's a bad place, certainly something can be do-

    You're wrong. You seem to think that you can get control, that you can just team up with others and everything will be OK in the end. You're wrong. This, this is your reality, Xenomech. Welcome to the World of the Black Plastic Beach. The RADLands are here to stay. Live with it. The best you can do is to make sure you and your team stays alive.

    Time unfreezes. Sticks shakes his head. Right-o. That was weird. Accurate, though. Now, let's get back to piloting this dang ship.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [Cecil Reloaded]
    Phys 4(x2) Soc 2 Ment 2 RAD : |||||
    Weapon(Brutal): [W+3][+4: 6,6,6]


    As the Iron Clap rocks under the parrot attack, Jayce slithers into action. He jumps into the harpoon gunner seat and brings the giant parrot into his sights.

    "Polly want a cracker?" Jayce whispers, before letting loose a harpoon salvo.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Black plastic beach.

    :|

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I can't make a joke? If it's jarring I can remove it

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    should mention that the javelin launcher will fire swordfish

    at best

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I can't make a joke? If it's jarring I can remove it

    It's not jarring it's just.....:lol:banannas! :lol:


    itt Gorillaz Jokes.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    yyyeeessssss
    To be fair a Sky Tank is far cooler than a sky Bison anyway:lol:

    Don't listen to him Anti, I liked it! It was clever. However you should note I am not really human, just a person shaped bundle of pop-culture refrences held together with duct tape

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    [HIP AND WITH IT] HEY CHET MY FRIEND WHAT ARE THE HAPS STOP

    "Oh you know, just kicking them with my bros. Yo dig?"

    The peanuts are now marching toward his mouth in a 3 x 3 formation, with blobs of Woodchuck in between each group of nuts.

    "Heh, this is fun. Another Woodchuck, barkeep!"

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    also yes the new gorillaz album is good

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    KuellerKueller Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Lockout wrote: »
    [Cecil][(Raaargh-Bargle) Phys (5x2) \\|| Soc (2) Ment (2) RAD |||||]
    Raaargh stands up and balances on the Iron Clap, turning to face the giant parrot. As it comes by for another pass, he leaps and grabs onto its back. He wails on its head with one fist while holding on with the other.

    [Ocean side]-URL="http://glossolalia-rpg.pbworks.com/Nolan"]Nolan[/URLPhys 1 COLOR="Red"][/COLOR Soc 3 COLOR="Red"][/COLOR Ment 5 COLOR="Red"][/COLOR COLOR="Lime"][B]\----[/B][/COLOR

    "You go gettem big fella." Hearing the ruckus up top, Nolan snuggles up next to the engines, ready to make repairs. In the meantime, Nolan supports RB with some extra tough fists.

    Spending one permaRAD assisted with Mental Freaker to put a nice layer of rock around RB's pounding fist.

    DE?AD wrote: »
    [Good Doctor Unlocked!] [Good Doctor][Ment][E] Requires skilled Physician. You are able to heal grievous wounds with remarkable speed. You may spend a round in combat to heal Wounds, healing 1 Physical Wound for every 6 you roll.[/COLOR]

    Anyone have any interest in this? would only be good for Robots for now, but I wasn't sure if we had anyone else who could heal otherwise.

    If I do grab this, gonna have to convince Clams to say "Doc-torr!"

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [The Bro]

    Dusty finishes his third glass of water and stands up... and then stumbles a few steps to the side. "Water. Iced. Crisp." Between a pair of band fliers Dusty could see the Winnebago. "Ne-e-ed to go. Will be back later rrrr rrrrmrrrr yrrr."

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    argh for reasons I need to mention to DE?AD

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What. Water does something to Dusty. Get's him drunk. A clue.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    nah

    I just take my Dune references too far

    so does Dusty, for that matter

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dusty is a robot going through the motions of what it thinks humans do.

    It thinks drinks at a bar makes it drunk. So water makes it drunk.

    Things that look like cars move and work like cars.

    Etc.

    E: Damn

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Interesting theory Kro.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I should buy something for whoever first figures out Dusty

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dusty is the Team Fortress 2 Engineer

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    I should buy something for Marsh

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kro's been a pretty good guesser as of late

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    KuellerKueller Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    pffft, Nolan is the red toolbox, that can heal people... need a dispenser anywhere?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dusty could be the blue spy

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    it explains why he wheezes
    too many cigarettes

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm gonna guess that Dusty is a mutant of some sort, since everyone else is guessing robot.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ugh! Dubh, you tease!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm gonna guess that Dusty is a mutant of some sort, since everyone else is guessing robot.

    but, how would he be a freaker, then?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I've reached new levels of smugness

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If dusty is a black plastic I will be so peeved

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    I've reached new levels of smugness
    oh my god
    Dusty is Vizzini

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh, good point. Maybe I don't have a clue. The question is, what would it take for Dusty to reveal his true self?

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    dusty is 2 small children standing on top of each other

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    good questions

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