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How young is too young?

TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
edited March 2010 in Social Entropy++
So I am thirty old ass years old. A short while back my high school sweet heart told me she wanted some room for, I don't know, whatever is the common reason(s) for the female version of a middle aged crisis. After a while I kind of got over it and am in the process of "moving on".

The other night I saw this very young, very attractive girl I had spoken too around the neighborhood walking down the street in the middle of the night. I was coming back from the bar, I was drunk. I of course offered her a ride and quickly realized she was drunk as I was and was making her way back to her car with a flat tire. Because her boyfriend left her there for some reason.

Anyways, I do the honorable thing and first take her to a local gas station and pick up some things to try to repair the flat. Turns out the tire is shredded, so I swap her spare.

Very soon after all 19 years of this hot piece of blonde action starts flirting and eventually climbs on me. I tried my best to be the gentlemen, but hey, she is 19 and is a hot blonde. Now a few days later she is calling me.

Should I just kill this situation before it really gets started?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
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    Dougrah

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So wait, one or both of you was drunk driving?

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    FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    great thread in the making

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drunk driving date rapist!

    he knows the rules

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i think its best if you take her out on a nice date. You know like the zoo or the movies. Then go back to your place and smoke meth for like 5 days. After that you become a pimp.

    Aww yeah.

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Guys, fuck the technicalities, should a thirty year old professional be balling a 19 year old piece of cocha and feel good about himself?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fuck it.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    enjoy your one nighter get the fuck out and cut the ties

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Guys, fuck the technicalities, should a thirty year old professional be balling a 19 year old piece of cocha and feel good about himself?

    fuck the technicalities?

    I don't know man

    technicalities is pretty drunk

    I don't think she knows where she's at right now

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    This seems like an elaborate means of telling an anecdote

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Also about the date rapist thing, I swear on high I actually tried multiple times to talk her out of it. Also remember, she has been calling me.

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Depends entirely on how sleazy you're comfortable being. But i hope you personally never feel good about yourself ever again.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I guess if she actually likes you sober there's nothing technically wrong with it

    but anyone who tells this kind of story is immediately not the kind of person I ever want to be associated with

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Look she's an adult capable of making adult decisions.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drew-B wrote: »
    This seems like an elaborate means of telling an anecdote

    yeah, this..
    still, 18+ is considered adult age here, so If both parties want it, there's technically no problem
    outside the fact that she might go crazy around 20

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I guess if she actually likes you sober there's nothing technically wrong with it

    but anyone who tells this kind of story is immediately not the kind of person I ever want to be associated with

    I agree

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Are you sure she is hot? i mean you were drunk.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    drunk driving?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh no drunk guy changed a tire and a drunk girl came on to him

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Look she's an adult capable of making adult decisions.

    and sometimes those decisions include getting drunk, and getting into a car with a drunk driving thirty year old who you've never met, and then having sex with him outside a gas station

    and that's ok!

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    drunk driving?

    It's like playing Nintendo if you do it right.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh no drunk guy changed a tire and a drunk girl came on to him

    Here come the popo!

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I feel kind of sleazy reading this thread

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    drunk driving?

    It's like playing Nintendo if you do it right.

    There is no right way to drive drunk

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Also you can do alcohol enemas and not have a hangover the day after. So that's maybe something you should look into.

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Wow, ok, and I am being serious: I am a bastard?

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm so glad I'm home and can read/post on the form again

    . . .




    dot dot fucking dot.

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh god now there is a dot on it isn't there?

    I am going to accidently click into here all the time and regret it

    what have I done?

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh no drunk guy changed a tire and a drunk girl came on to him

    Here comes Mr. Meatloaf!

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh no drunk guy changed a tire and a drunk girl came on to him

    Here comes the popo!

    for reals

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Wow, ok, and I am being serious: I am a bastard?

    yes but not for the reasons you think

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    My grandparents have a 11 year age gap and met when my grandmother was 20 and they have been very happy

    my sister and her boyfriend have an 11 year age gap and it has not caused a single problem so far

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    drunk driving?

    It's like playing Nintendo if you do it right.

    I remember the time I was playing nintendo and accidently ran over and killed a person

    that sure was a weird nintendo

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Ok so my worst fears are true and all the guilt I have been feeling is justified. What the fuck do I do now?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    get drunk and call that slut up

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Coming on this forum and announcing you drive drunk is like the worst idea.

    I mean really. Nobody here is going to think that's cool brooo

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    everyone knows the equation for is she too young is

    (Your Age / 2) + 7

    As a 30 year old you are looking at a minimum acceptable age of 22 (30/2 = 15 + 7 = 22)

    Duh

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Wow, ok, and I am being serious: I am a bastard?

    For drunk driving, yes you are a bastard who deserves to be without a license.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Janson wrote: »
    My grandparents have a 11 year age gap and met when my grandmother was 20 and they have been very happy

    my sister and her boyfriend have an 11 year age gap and it has not caused a single problem so far

    a friend of mine met her boyfriend when she was 20, and he was 32
    they are now married, the second kid is on the way, and they seem pretty happy

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