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Guys, my company has started ...a bowling league. It's a loose term, but defines 16 teams of various departments. Most of the names for teams have been relatively cheesy, but one stuck out to me: "Split Happens."
Since we're voting on names between our members, I wanted to come up with something special (except I can't). That's where you guys come in! Please, Penny Arcade, help me name this team!
heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
King Pins
Lickety Splits
Spare Us
RTFB (roll the fucking ball)
Moonshiners (XXX)
Alley Cats
Stealth Bowlers
Ebowla
Here4Beer
Adjective Nouns
Sofa King Bad(Good)
Spare No One
Thunderballs
AlphaQ
Bowl Movement
Team #4
Let's Roll
Bi-polar Rollers
Pinguins
Guys, comedy fucking GOLD. More background: I'm in an IT role, one of our guys is the building's security guard, one is from the marketing group, and one is a collections guy.
So far my favorites (in no particular order):
3 Balls, No Strikes
Ebowla
Bowl Movement
Worker's Strike
I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter
10 Pound Balls
Pin Pals
The Mark It Zeros
Well turns out my team is a bunch of pansies. They voted "Pin Pals" which, while on the list, is by far the weakest of the "risque" ones on the list (I was gunning for Bowl Movement). "I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter" was already taken
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A bowling pun on your department work would be good.
Edit: I'm assuming the Pin Pals is already taken, yes?
I stayed for the "split happens"
Got a flat, need a spare
Ten-pin Alley
Doc Holiday
limed for WIN
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
Turkey Club, No Mayo
Les Miserabowls
The Preemptive Strikes
Gutterballs Anonymous
Manos Cornuto
Thinking about the way you hold your hands here.
but Split Happens is still better and I can't believe it's not gutter is an easy winner.
Steam
XBOX
The 300 Club
Pinsetters Union
The Gentleman's Bowler League (Now With Women)
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Khavall's Beginner's Guide to Music Everything(Theory Blog)
The 300 Sparetans
Lickety Splits
Spare Us
RTFB (roll the fucking ball)
Moonshiners (XXX)
Alley Cats
Stealth Bowlers
Ebowla
Here4Beer
Adjective Nouns
Sofa King Bad(Good)
Spare No One
Thunderballs
AlphaQ
Bowl Movement
Team #4
Let's Roll
Bi-polar Rollers
Pinguins
Ok this one was awesome.
Body By Bowling
Grab Your Balls
Mine:
Hook club for men
Livin' on a spare
SFW
The Clever Bowling Pun's or some such thing.
So far my favorites (in no particular order):
3 Balls, No Strikes
Ebowla
Bowl Movement
Worker's Strike
I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter
10 Pound Balls
Pin Pals
The Mark It Zeros
Have *so* got to get a poll goin up in hur
Khavall's Beginner's Guide to Music Everything(Theory Blog)
Too bad the humor would be lost on the majority of people.
That is badass, but alas, I'm the only tabletop gamer amongst the league
Seriously, imagine the shirts. Imagine if you actually got a winning streak.