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Okay so guys I normally wouldn't think twice about moving away from Minneapolis for a job — unless it's a foreign country — but recently there was a "top 20 cities in America to live for jobs" or some crap in a magazine, and my mom showed me a clip she took on Portland.
I kinda dig the idea. I mean, there are places everybody wants to move. I mean, how awesome would it be to be one of the randoms at Montenegro when Bond comes to the casino? But we like to keep it realistic sometimes.
Now, you're saying "but sam, the homeless there are like 20-to-one," so I say "well maybe i can spit twenty times as much as you" but seriously, let's just ignore the homeless problem that Portland has
I can probably look the other way. I mean, I did in Osaka, didn't I?
(20-to-one is a misnomer, I meant more like every time I call the internet or gas companies to come fix something, they send a homeless person)
So let's talk about where everyone would want to move in this thread, and where everyone would realistically move in this thread!
a friend of mine was telling our group of friends about her experience being contacted by the government when a friend had applied to work for the CIA. apparently all of her friends had conspired to remind the CIA that said friend, because of her small and thin stature had been call "fat ass" in high school, was commonly referred to as such by her friends. now she has a line in her permanent federal record that reads: "known aliases: fat ass"
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Wait, which Portland? If it's Oregon, it doesn't have shit for jobs. I thought people were exaggerating before I moved there last year, and it turns out they weren't fooling. And now my stupid ass is back in Texas.
I'd like to move back there though, with a job transfer or some shit, because Portland is a bitchin' city.
a friend of mine was telling our group of friends about her experience being contacted by the government when a friend had applied to work for the CIA. apparently all of her friends had conspired to remind the CIA that said friend, because of her small and thin stature had been call "fat ass" in high school, was commonly referred to as such by her friends. now she has a line in her permanent federal record that reads: "known aliases: fat ass"
Wait, which Portland? If it's Oregon, it doesn't have shit for jobs. I thought people were exaggerating before I moved there last year, and it turns out they weren't fooling. And now my stupid ass is back in Texas.
I'd like to move back there though, with a job transfer or some shit, because Portland is a bitchin' city.
Wait, which Portland? If it's Oregon, it doesn't have shit for jobs. I thought people were exaggerating before I moved there last year, and it turns out they weren't fooling. And now my stupid ass is back in Texas.
I'd like to move back there though, with a job transfer or some shit, because Portland is a bitchin' city.
dogg tj is sitting next to me RIGHT NOW
TJ, Texas is fucking hot as hell and it sucks and I hate it here and I haven't been able to watch any anime ever since I got back. D:
Dont move to Portland if you want try work here. Im a full time student, but all I ever hear from friends and strangers is that you can't even find a minimum wage job in this town.
"The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
"He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
Dont move to Portland if you want try work here. Im a full time student, but all I ever hear from friends and strangers is that you can't even find a minimum wage job in this town.
do you go to psu? I live right by there!
portland forumers:
Me
exist
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Quartermaster
Sami
Talon?
Okami
SabreMau
2 other guys i don't ever really see post
Dont move to Portland if you want try work here. Im a full time student, but all I ever hear from friends and strangers is that you can't even find a minimum wage job in this town.
do you go to psu? I live right by there!
portland forumers:
Me
exist
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Quartermaster
Sami
Talon?
Okami
SabreMau
2 other guys i don't ever really see post
OregonPAX needs to happen eventually.
Think I saw someone mention a while back about renting out a cabin, or something like that.
Wouldn't be a bad idea to do!
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Realistically I'd move to a place that isn't Houston.
I should move to southern Mexico and live on a beach and subsist on fishing. That's realistic right?
Reality: Broadripple, Indiana to stalk Anthony Clark, creator of Nedroid
Srsly though, I'm young and sexy enough to do Halifax
I would also like to live in Melbourne
I will likely stay right where I am because I am weak-willed
I wish I worked for the government.
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Wanting specifically to move somewhere? Nah.
I like to visit places though.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
if you feel like coming to visit, I can put you up for a few days (or any forumers)
I'd like to move back there though, with a job transfer or some shit, because Portland is a bitchin' city.
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that
is amazing
I actually almost posted this instead of the Zoidberg thing.
At least now both have been posted and I can rest easy.
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Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
dogg tj is sitting next to me RIGHT NOW
You can also find me on Twitter if you want to be inundated with my horrid opinions off the forums, too!
we would go skating and you would teach me techniques
what more do you need
jeeeez
I love this city so much.
there are only a few portland forumers I have not met
also: If you are a portland forumer, come meet me. we'll get coffee or something.
looking at you sabremau
Northwest would be nice
honestly, i'm interested in taking you up on this offer.
we'll do cuhrazy shit on the ice
bitches not know
TJ, Texas is fucking hot as hell and it sucks and I hate it here and I haven't been able to watch any anime ever since I got back. D:
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lord knows i've done it before
if you let me know in advance, I can plan us little dates of my favorite city hotspots, to give you an authentic experience
it feels good to have such pride for this place
e: not the things that have to do with having pride in one's city. lord knows i have enough in Minneapolis.
do you go to psu? I live right by there!
portland forumers:
Me
exist
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Quartermaster
Sami
Talon?
Okami
SabreMau
2 other guys i don't ever really see post
the job market is questionable. but if you have experience there are jobs to be had.
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except im not a farmer or an oil rigger so im fucked
Ideally I'd live someplace that isn't South Dakota.
And doesn't suck.
OregonPAX needs to happen eventually.
Think I saw someone mention a while back about renting out a cabin, or something like that.
Wouldn't be a bad idea to do!
You can also find me on Twitter if you want to be inundated with my horrid opinions off the forums, too!
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