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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Damn, I need to go get a blow job by Padma...I mean a hamburger by Carls Jr.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    he's a raging egomaniac cunt

    you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray

    If you ever meet Paula Dean tell her I'm will to divorce my wife to marry her.

    you'll have to get through me

    You'd both have to kill me


    and good fuckin luck with that

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Won't take much more than a liter of pre-mixed Bahama Mama

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  • RageRage Registered User
    edited June 2010
    I love Gordon Ramsay and I love Hell's Kitchen and bless you Stale for making this thread.

    I am severely unimpressed with this year's cast, although I have Ed and Ben up for Top 5 and Holli as the dark horse.

    What's really fun is watching this back-to-back with Next Food Network Star, or conversely, right after you read Bourdain's book and realize yes....just about every cook worth his\her salt is a chain-smoking sociopath.

    Yes indeed.

  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Santabreaker PresentslayerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I love both of his shows.

    And sometimes Kitchen Nightmares ends with the owners more pissed and set in their ways before.

    Of course this means that they will fail in their business.

    Which is always funny to watch on the later revisiting shows.

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  • RageRage Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Also: i have a decidedly-shameful level of attraction to Oscar the Chef

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    I dunno.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jesus Christ goddamn Rage what is wrong with you?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    he's a raging egomaniac cunt

    you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray

    I dunno. He seems a lot more even on his non-American shows, and I suspect he's even more so when the cameras are off.

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    He seems pretty cool on The F Word.

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  • RageRage Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Jesus Christ goddamn Rage what is wrong with you?

    for serious

    You know she does the Oscar voice in bed too

    You just know it

  • edited June 2010
    All of those people look weird!

  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Rage wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Jesus Christ goddamn Rage what is wrong with you?

    for serious

    You know she does the Oscar voice in bed too

    You just know it

    To clarify is that a turn on or turn off?

  • RageRage Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Jesus Christ goddamn Rage what is wrong with you?

    for serious

    You know she does the Oscar voice in bed too

    You just know it

    To clarify is that a turn on or turn off?

    I'm not sure that clarification is necessary, regardless of outcome

    think of the children.



    So all the cast members this year are really fucking weird, yeah? And just how common is that Siobhan name? Pretty common according to reality TV!

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    The thing about Top Chef is that I can get my dose of whacky characters and beautiful food.

    Ramsey's shows are never about the food, really.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I really hate reality cooking shows.

    Just let me watch awesome chefs cooking and or eating awesome food.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Watch Top Chef, Sil.

    They play up the mistakes they make on purpose, because the contestants really are awesome chefs (most have restaurants/awards/features in magazines already) and when they do things right, they do things right.

    I can't watch that show without eating something, lest I drown in my own drool.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, I'd actually rather learn something from cooking shows.

    I guess I just derive no enjoyment from seeing people criticising food when I just want to see awesome. I can get enough of hearing "this is shit" when I cook for myself.

    I also hate the competition aspect.

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  • RageRage Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Top Chef is great

    Hell's Kitchen is more about Ramsay and why I decided to never get into professional cooking.

    I know quite a few full-time pro cooks and executive chefs and many of them have said that it's not an act - to run a kitchen properly and successfully, you have to be an absolute ironclad asshole dictator.

    If you've not read Anthony Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" - you should.

  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    he's a raging egomaniac cunt

    you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray

    I'd be too busy staring at her huge ass to learn anything.

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    The perfect woman.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wrench what are you doing

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    he's a raging egomaniac cunt

    you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray

    I'd be too busy staring at her huge ass to learn anything.

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    The perfect woman.

    Bullshit.

    Give me Nigella any day.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just don't know any more.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Rage wrote: »
    Top Chef is great

    Hell's Kitchen is more about Ramsay and why I decided to never get into professional cooking.

    I know quite a few full-time pro cooks and executive chefs and many of them have said that it's not an act - to run a kitchen properly and successfully, you have to be an absolute ironclad asshole dictator.


    If you've not read Anthony Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" - you should.

    this is changing, but it's still pretty true

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Is it too late to bitch about Paula Dean?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Is it too late to bitch about Paula Dean?

    not at all


    I'm always ready to slit your throat and fuck the hole

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    is there any way to watch it online

    because, you know

    israel

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    sure

    leave, ya know, Isreal

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    hello i am giada's fetishes

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Stale you are not helping me watch a pissed off scotsman berate a bunch of douchebags

    take a good look at yourself now and tell me

    is that the kind of man you want to be

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sil I'm with you re: Reality Cooking(TM) shows. Give me a half hour of one person making a bunch of rad food, versus #s of Chefs competing and having some probably nice person edited to come across as a complete goose-lover critique the whole thing.

    Edited - Although for some reason I still enjoy watching Iron Chef.

  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ok what I really hate is Paula Dean's restaurant.

    I lived in Savannah, Pauls Dean base of operations for three years, and every day I saw an endless line of Tourists waiting to get in there. They filled the sidewalks, and their buses blocked traffic. And the food is the retarded expensive, the wait staff hates you, and you wasted hours of your life for the privilege.

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  • KirbithKirbith Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I <3 Ramsay so much. He just makes me laugh so hard when he yells at people. And I'm now extremely amused to hear him uncensored since I am so used to the bleeping now.

    Also, yay new Top Chef season this month! On a different day of the week than Hell's Kitchen no less.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ok what I really hate is Paula Dean's restaurant.

    I lived in Savannah, Pauls Dean base of operations for three years, and every day I saw an endless line of Tourists waiting to get in there. They filled the sidewalks, and their buses blocked traffic. And the food is the retarded expensive, the wait staff hates you, and you wasted hours of your life for the privilege.

    That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.

  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    hello i am giada's fetishes
    Spoiler:

    high5 Faricazy, I would run away with Giada in an instant.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I would totally bang that chick they photoshopped Rachael Ray's head on.

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fake body Rachel Ray is actually pretty hot.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Pretty sure it's real, it's from FHM.

    Lots of trimming though I suppose.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    I would totally bang that chick they photoshopped Rachael Ray's head on.

    it's several years old

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    liking rachel ray is worse than raping several babies

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