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A Dabble Of Thelonius

So the National Football League is fun. We should have a thread for it.

Not much happening right now of course. Well there's some stuff I suppose.

Like


Bengals Cedric Benson being arrested for assault.

Steelers RT Willie Colon most likely out for the season.

Steve Smith to miss training camp after breaking his arm playing flag football.

Albert Haynesworth still a giant overpaid sack of entitlement.

The Lions might be on track to win several games.

Who the hell is going to be the QB in Arizona?

What fantasy leagues are going to be running this year? Will they be traditional Yahoo or perhaps the new glitzy overproduced NFL leagues?

How thankful will Bradford be that he can hand that ball to Stephen Jackson?

Will Colt Mcoy see any game time? (Probably not.)

Why would anyone sign Delhomme? Or Bulger for that matter.

Will L.T Jet it up or be a flop?

The Bears have made some big moves, but the important question still looms. Will Doucheface McDouche break the interception record this season?

Speaking of Douchefaces, Jimmy Clausen. There's a face you just wanna punch.

People are excited about the Redskins! That's what I am being told.

Tim Tebow!

FAVRE WATCH!

Spoiler:

FOOTBALL!

NotASenator

mcp

Daunte Culpepper is gonna play in the United Football League.

The coach of his team is Dennis Green.

NotASenator

http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/06/28/packers-defense-looks-to-be-nfls-best/

Here's an article on some site I've never heard of where they talk about how the Pack is going to win the Superbowl.

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Well. That's good enough for me.

Jordyn

god I am dying for football to start

I watch NFL Network like constantly.

Oh a Follies a marathon? Looks like I'm busy for the rest of the day.

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Jordyn wrote: »

god I am dying for football to start

I watch NFL Network like constantly.

Oh a Follies a marathon? Looks like I'm busy for the rest of the day.

I have watched an unprecedented amount of tv the last two weeks. I'd say 90% of it has been NFLN. Top 10 marathons. Replays. Access. Anything. Every day that isn't the start of training camp is agony.

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Oh look the NFL replay just starting is "we want the ball and we're going to score".

There goes the next hour.

Jordyn

did you guys see about that Giants rookie that was in the car accident?

specifically, did you see the picture of the car he was in?

Fucking horrible.

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Yeah that shit was bad. Glad they didn't have to take the leg.


So I just saw something on the ticker about Min picking up a WR from Det of the waivers? Anybody good?

Edit / Marko Mitchell

Clint Eastwood

CEDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

Fucking idiot.

naporeon

Super excited for fantasy football to start again.

Less so for actual football, but it's necessary for the other.

Peen

Hey Thelonius, you forgot about the ridiculous amount of hype that Donovan McNabb and Mike Shanahan are generating for the Redskins.

Hunter

NotASenator wrote: »

Sexual Positions from the NFL:

Jordyn

he really fits in well on the Vikings, ya know.

THEPAIN73

I hope the Titans have a better start this year.

...please?

Hunter

THEPAIN73 wrote: »

I hope the Titans have a better start this year.

...please?

Theoretically it can't get much worse, so there's always that working for you.

Balefuego

I wish the Titans could go 0-16 every year.

satansfingers

i feel similarly about the eagles

naporeon

Balefuego wrote: »

I wish the Titans could go 0-16 every year.

I don't, because when I was a kid, my family kind of liked the Houston Oilers.

Balefuego

Also our league is gonna draft early this year because Im going to be in Seattle for the first 2 weeks of September and fuck y'all Im scheduling a time I can make it.

naporeon

Balefuego wrote: »

Also our league is gonna draft early this year because Im going to be in Seattle for the first 2 weeks of September and fuck y'all Im scheduling a time I can make it.

'scool.

Just give us a heads-up.

Peen

satansfingers wrote: »

i feel similarly about the eagles

E-A-G-L-E-S!!

Spoiler:

EAGLES!!

gazamc

FOOOTBALL

Okay I get this weird game on my tv now so im going to give a season a whole watch. Who should I buy a tiny flag for?

Peen

Hjorvarthr

Favre Watch is the single most important watch ever

Josiah_9

Hjorvarthr wrote: »

Favre Watch is the single most important watch ever

I hate it so much.

mcp

I guess the Jets inquired about JaMarcus Russell

They're going to move him to DT.

Spoiler:

cause he's fat.

not really.

but, they do want to add another QB and are apparently looking into Russell.

Clint Eastwood

mcp wrote: »

I guess the Jets inquired about JaMarcus Russell

They're going to move him to DT.

Spoiler:

cause he's fat.

not really.

but, they do want to add another QB and are apparently looking into Russell.

Haha yeah, they should back up one awful first round pick with another. I like this plan.

IvanIssacs

Russell is amazing when he's sitting on the sidelines and watching dudes like Charlie Frye win games.

Goose!

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

mcp wrote: »

I guess the Jets inquired about JaMarcus Russell

They're going to move him to DT.

Spoiler:

cause he's fat.

not really.

but, they do want to add another QB and are apparently looking into Russell.

Haha yeah, they should back up one awful first round pick with another. I like this plan.

I'm missing who the previous awful first round pick is that Russell would be backing up.

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Randall Cunningham's son drowns in hot tub.

Poor guy.

Balefuego

Goose! wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

mcp wrote: »

I guess the Jets inquired about JaMarcus Russell

They're going to move him to DT.

Spoiler:

cause he's fat.

not really.

but, they do want to add another QB and are apparently looking into Russell.

Haha yeah, they should back up one awful first round pick with another. I like this plan.

I'm missing who the previous awful first round pick is that Russell would be backing up.

Vernon Gholston?

Farangu

gazamc wrote: »

FOOOTBALL

Okay I get this weird game on my tv now so im going to give a season a whole watch. Who should I buy a tiny flag for?

DaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bears

Balefuego

Asking someone to root for Jay Cutler is just cruel.

naporeon

Balefuego wrote: »

Asking someone to root for Jay Cutler is just cruel.

YOU'RE TELLING ME

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Who should you root for? Look into your heart.

Spoiler:

Where's Shim? I need the Rodger's Shoruken gif.

Farangu

But if you support the TEAM, you're only rooting for Cutler as an abstract.

Besides, I had to suffer Grossman...Cutler's pleasant by comparison.

Peen

You'd rather have that whiny dope? Really? I know he's got a live arm but something about him really gets on my nerves.

Balefuego

Someone post the gif of Cutler getting his helmet knocked off by the ref.

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