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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    The video of the conception however was a big hit.

    if you like bushy women and bear men I guess?

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    The video of the conception however was a big hit.

    my dad is not very attractive

    :<

    Sure he is, you just don't appreciate his masculine appeal

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    Like

    all of it?

    YUP

    i think I was about 8 or so at the time

    she only tried once

    after i made it clear that i did not want to see that

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    First thing, make sure it has a belly-button.

    We don't want another Kyle XY situation on our hands.

    Do we, Admiral?

    Also pray that it forms an innie, because outie belly-buttons are an abomination of nature.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'd post my dad but there's that rule about people + permissions + such

    he looks a little like pavarotti + john rhys-davis

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    The video of the conception however was a big hit.

    if you like bushy women and bear men I guess?

    Don't judge me

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    Like

    all of it?

    YUP

    i think I was about 8 or so at the time

    she only tried once

    after i made it clear that i did not want to see that

    I don't think many 8 year olds would.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yes rane

    I know

    we all do

    sorry you had to find out this way

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    Like

    all of it?

    YUP

    i think I was about 8 or so at the time

    she only tried once

    after i made it clear that i did not want to see that

    Did she put it in rewind so it looked like you were squeezing back in?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Yes rane

    I know

    we all do

    sorry you had to find out this way

    find out that i didn't want to see that?

    what?

    make sense, blunter

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I, no... WE, we are all your mother Rane

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you're all my motherfuckers is what

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    Like

    all of it?

    YUP

    i think I was about 8 or so at the time

    she only tried once

    after i made it clear that i did not want to see that

    Did she put it in rewind so it looked like you were squeezing back in?

    This is the best thing

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    granted, there are some pretty stupid asses out there that have kids either by fucking around or thinking that they are ready

    but i think they fit in both the categories you mentioned

    An ex of mine is pregnant with a kid, at 18, because of careless unprotected sex with her current boyfriend and not noticing it until FIVE(?!) months in. Granted both of them have been doing shit to try and set up a stable source of income, and I dont think she'd be a bad parent at all, however it is quite the way to screw up your young adulthood if you're stupid about it.

    Anyways good luck guy having a new son!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was a C-Sec

    but only cause I had a roommate.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The best metaphor for child delivery I've ever heard is "like a wet St. Bernard trying to come in through the cat door."

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hindsight shows I really should have been a c-sec

    What I'm saying is my mother was in labor with me for three days

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    Cowboybot67Cowboybot67 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I remember watching my daughter being born. It wasn't magical at all. No fairy godmothers descended to sprinkle dust on her, and give her three gifts at all. It was the most disturbing, gross thing I've ever witnessed. And all I could hear was God laughing, going "Yeah, see, thats what happens, 5 minutes of fun, and now it's never gonna be the same again." It was like his own personal practical joke on all men.

    I cried a little, but I didn't faint.


    Good luck man, I got muh 2 kids, had em when I was in my early 20's and I dun good so far. Stereotypes only fit if you let them.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Xaquin don't you have like 14 kids?

    How can you still be excited about them?

    Are you one of the guys that get excited about the pizza showing up as well?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    (no seriously 'grats)

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Make sure you don't watch the baby coming out.

    i imagine it would look pretty much like this

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYR9xX6DvpM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOP52g_rO24

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i was a big baby, bigger than all the other babies and for this reason my mom dubbed me a "watermelon baby"
    anyways years in the future my mom is talking about my birth with one of her pregnant friends and said I was a "watermelon baby"
    one of her supervisors heard it and thought she was being racist, even after she explained it all

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2010
    call him ramrod

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    TrillionGramsTrillionGrams Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    you have fulfilled your genetic purpose, you may now await death

    This is simply the best thing I've read, ever.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    The best metaphor for child delivery I've ever heard is "like a wet St. Bernard trying to come in through the cat door."

    True. Also, imagine someone you love and care for very much in excruciating pain for hours on end, and then strangers start fiddling around her lady parts while you do nothing except get in the way and piss her off even more.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    The best metaphor for child delivery I've ever heard is "like a wet St. Bernard trying to come in through the cat door."

    True. Also, imagine someone you love and care for very much in excruciating pain for hours on end, and then strangers start fiddling around her lady parts while you do nothing except get in the way and piss her off even more.

    You're describing my life.

    Everyday is a struggle.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This thread is now 3 hours old

    Only 1 hour left!

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i was a big baby, bigger than all the other babies and for this reason my mom dubbed me a "watermelon baby"
    anyways years in the future my mom is talking about my birth with one of her pregnant friends and said I was a "watermelon baby"
    one of her supervisors heard it and thought she was being racist, even after she explained it all

    racist would've been gator bait

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i was a big baby, bigger than all the other babies and for this reason my mom dubbed me a "watermelon baby"
    anyways years in the future my mom is talking about my birth with one of her pregnant friends and said I was a "watermelon baby"
    one of her supervisors heard it and thought she was being racist, even after she explained it all

    That's really pathetic

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    that supervisor has it in for my mom
    cuz the supervisor's friend is this old pervy guy, who made some lewd comments about some of the new hire's breasts
    so my mom and her friends got him in trouble, so now the guy and the supervisor have it in for my mom and her clique

    wOrKpLaCe PoLiTiCs

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The only thing worse than racism are people who find racism in things that are not racist at all. Not every mention of a watermelon is to be taken as derogatory for fucks sake.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I imagine that my birth was something like the koolaid man bursting through the wall

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The ideal ending to this delivery would be if the doctor hands the baby to Xaquin whilst saying "It's dangerous to go alone, take this"

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I told my mom I wanted my firstborn son's first and middle names to be Bruce Wayne and she threatened to disown me

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My mum tried to name me oscar

    my dad threatened to run away and live with eskimos

    My name is now stephen

    I threaten violence on those who say stephan

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I told my mom I wanted my firstborn son's first and middle names to be Bruce Wayne and she threatened to disown me

    It could have been worse. (see Kal'El Cage)

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    My mum tried to name me oscar

    my dad threatened to run away and live with eskimos

    My name is now stephen

    I threaten violence on those who say stephan

    HEY STEEEVE

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    My mum tried to name me oscar

    my dad threatened to run away and live with eskimos

    My name is now stephen

    I threaten violence on those who say stephan

    Change your name to The Black Stephen so we can have even more similar names.

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