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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    also will I can't believe you bought chemical grade capsaicin

    isn't that suspended in some sort of horrible organic solvent?

    it was some kind of nasty thick oil

    or oily substance anyhow

    i actually did something similar trying to infuse some everclear with a whole shitload of little dried asian and crushed red peppers. basically left it for a year and when i went back to try it, it was essentially poison.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    You know what I found out last night? Apparently each jalapeño varies in terms of its heat: even jalapeños from the same vine can vary by a significant factor.

    I recently read that the same is true with the caffeine content of coffee, even cups from the same pot can vary dramatically.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Look

    seriously

    I love spicy food. When I make red beans and rice I'm like, Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco

    ok, a little more Tabasco.

    Ok done.

    But this pie was inedible.
    What does Tabasco have to do with loving spicy food?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I guess Preacher gets added onto the hate pile.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I have the house to myself for like, six hours with nothing to do

    I think I'll take a shower

    then watch a movie

    and then play some Heavy Rain

    awwww yeah

  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    Well it looks like I'm going to be putting up my buddy for ten weeks starting in september. It sounds fine, but I live in a shotgun style studio, I.E., one big room. And we would be having opposite schedules, so I would be coming home from work when he was trying to sleep.

    He's aware of all this and is a pretty laid-back guy with not a lot of needs, so I think it should be fine.

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  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    also will I can't believe you bought chemical grade capsaicin

    isn't that suspended in some sort of horrible organic solvent?

    it was some kind of nasty thick oil

    or oily substance anyhow

    i actually did something similar trying to infuse some everclear with a whole shitload of little dried asian and crushed red peppers. basically left it for a year and when i went back to try it, it was essentially poison.

    oh this alcohol definitely wont extract all the volatile oils from these seeds

    that is not how solvents work

    nope no sir

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    also will I can't believe you bought chemical grade capsaicin

    isn't that suspended in some sort of horrible organic solvent?

    it was some kind of nasty thick oil

    or oily substance anyhow

    i actually did something similar trying to infuse some everclear with a whole shitload of little dried asian and crushed red peppers. basically left it for a year and when i went back to try it, it was essentially poison.
    You realize that Everclear is basically poison to begin with, right?

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    okay let me rephrase

    I want a cheese that is less spicy than jalapeno jack

    adding jalapenos to another cheese is not going to give me that effect

    the jack itself is not spicy

    thank you for the suggestions, but I think my point was lost

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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I require a cup of my yummy raspberry tea. *extends pinky*

  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I never pass on the cumin.

    you gotta have a light touch with the cumin

    it's good, but you can easily destroy a dish by overdoing the cumin. i guess same as rosemary

    also, people outside the southwest use it as a universal signifier for "mexican food" and make some nasty shit

    if you ever go to an On The Border or its ilk in the northeast, expect to get cumin bombed

  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Look

    seriously

    I love spicy food. When I make red beans and rice I'm like, Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco

    ok, a little more Tabasco.

    Ok done.

    But this pie was inedible.
    What does Tabasco have to do with loving spicy food?

    I made this joke so

    Hi-five?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Look

    seriously

    I love spicy food. When I make red beans and rice I'm like, Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco

    ok, a little more Tabasco.

    Ok done.

    But this pie was inedible.
    What does Tabasco have to do with loving spicy food?
    It's for those of us who don't measure spiciness by the amount of pus we collect from tongue blisters.

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  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Look

    seriously

    I love spicy food. When I make red beans and rice I'm like, Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco

    ok, a little more Tabasco.

    Ok done.

    But this pie was inedible.
    What does Tabasco have to do with loving spicy food?
    It's for those of us who don't measure spiciness by the amount of pus we collect from tongue blisters.

    Like I said, bitches

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
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    L-R

    New shoes, old shoes, omgwftbbq old shoes.

    This is what my job does to shoes.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Cumin 'n Rosemary is great all the time.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Hachface wrote: »
    Tonight I am going to make broccoli cheddar soup. I am going to use way too much butter. It will be awesome.

    i have tried and can't make it work

    whatever bitter compound that brocolli produces when overcooked and dark green is just disgusting to me

    and i can't figure out how to keep it from happening in soup

  • HachfaceHachface Registered User regular
    Will I think you might be right about New England cooks.

    I was going to argue with you about this on the basis that my mother and I are both exceptional cooks, but then I remembered that my mom is from Illinois, and that all my friends' mothers growing up were indeed awful awful cooks.

    Listen to History Lessons With Caleb, Mike & Terry, a podcast for the ill-informed.
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    Shiny kicks there matt.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Tonight I am going to make broccoli cheddar soup. I am going to use way too much butter. It will be awesome.

    i have tried and can't make it work

    whatever bitter compound that brocolli produces when overcooked and dark green is just disgusting to me

    and i can't figure out how to keep it from happening in soup

    steam the broccoli lightly first, and then add it to the soup at the very end

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I guess Preacher gets added onto the hate pile.

    preacher was there first, waiting

    Licking my lips awaiting my moment, a small hushed breath. "Yes arch just like that, just like that baby, thats how daddy likes it show me your tinker toys SHOW THEM TO ME!"

  • HachfaceHachface Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Tonight I am going to make broccoli cheddar soup. I am going to use way too much butter. It will be awesome.

    i have tried and can't make it work

    whatever bitter compound that brocolli produces when overcooked and dark green is just disgusting to me

    and i can't figure out how to keep it from happening in soup

    there are two ways:

    1. use frozen broccoli

    2. steam the broccoli in the microwave beforehand and add it to the soup very very late. Just add it in while it's simmering: warm enough to spread the flavor but not hot enough to cook the broccoli any more.

    Listen to History Lessons With Caleb, Mike & Terry, a podcast for the ill-informed.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i have no idea what feral is trying to say unless it's just glibly asserting that things should never be assessed as to how common they are and only assessed as to whether or not they are harmful

    i don't think he's saying this, though, because feral is a smart dude and this would be a silly thing to assert

    Right, I'm saying that we can assess things based on commonality and/or consequences.

    In other words, despite comments made about me to the contrary, I'm not going to defend any and all uncommon sexual practices or social behavior. Some things are clearly bad.

    Usually, what we're saying by "normal" is "benign" or just "okay." It's okay to be gay, for instance. We've decided this (for the most part) as a society because we know now that being gay is benign.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Look

    seriously

    I love spicy food. When I make red beans and rice I'm like, Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco Tabasco

    ok, a little more Tabasco.

    Ok done.

    But this pie was inedible.
    What does Tabasco have to do with loving spicy food?
    It's for those of us who don't measure spiciness by the amount of pus we collect from tongue blisters.
    I am not super-hardcore about spicy stuff. I like a good hot sauce with a lot of heat, but I like to be able to taste both the sauce and the food it's on.

    Really, the best stuff I've found is Secret Aardvark out of Portland. But Tabasco is a fucking joke. You can basically drink it straight from the bottle.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Tonight I am going to make broccoli cheddar soup. I am going to use way too much butter. It will be awesome.

    i have tried and can't make it work

    whatever bitter compound that brocolli produces when overcooked and dark green is just disgusting to me

    and i can't figure out how to keep it from happening in soup
    Steam the broccoli, and make the cheddar part of the soup separate. Serve the cheddar part of the soup, then toss in the broccoli. I guess it's more broccoli with a load of cheese sauce, but it still tastes good.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I have the house to myself for like, six hours with nothing to do

    I think I'll take a shower

    then watch a movie

    and then play some Heavy Rain

    awwww yeah

    I made the mistake once of thinking I'd have the house to myself for a long period of time since I thought all my roommates had left to visit family for the holidays. I was laying on the couch in my boxers watching some TV when I discovered that instead, my roommate had gone to meet his family for lunch and that they would then be coming to hang out at our place for a while. By his family I mean like, a lot of people, it was a bit embarassing.

    Now days I just walk around the apartment in my boxers all the time and my roommates can just deal.

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  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    also rub the broccoli down with some salt before steaming- or steam with salt water

    from what I understand this draws out the bitter taste

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cumin 'n Rosemary is great all the time.

    Just make sure you wrap your meat, she gets around.

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I have been on a sriracha kick lately. It's good mixed in eggs, pizza sauce, on hamburgers, everything!

  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    Broccoli and cheese soup does not sound appealing. But I don't really like my soup world and my cheese world to mix.

    Unless we's talking some french onion soup. But that's a whole 'nother animal.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Will I think you might be right about New England cooks.

    I was going to argue with you about this on the basis that my mother and I are both exceptional cooks, but then I remembered that my mom is from Illinois, and that all my friends' mothers growing up were indeed awful awful cooks.

    for some reason I could not stop reading cook as cock

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  • HachfaceHachface Registered User regular
    Broccoli and cheese soup does not sound appealing. But I don't really like my soup world and my cheese world to mix.

    Unless we's talking some french onion soup. But that's a whole 'nother animal.

    Cheese soup isn't exactly an exotic concept.

    Listen to History Lessons With Caleb, Mike & Terry, a podcast for the ill-informed.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Will I think you might be right about New England cooks.

    I was going to argue with you about this on the basis that my mother and I are both exceptional cooks, but then I remembered that my mom is from Illinois, and that all my friends' mothers growing up were indeed awful awful cooks.

    My italian gradmother is a great cook and she's from Massachusetts. I am also p. good at preparing food and so am I.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I have the house to myself for like, six hours with nothing to do

    I think I'll take a shower

    then watch a movie

    and then play some Heavy Rain

    awwww yeah

    I made the mistake once of thinking I'd have the house to myself for a long period of time since I thought all my roommates had left to visit family for the holidays. I was laying on the couch in my boxers watching some TV when I discovered that instead, my roommate had gone to meet his family for lunch and that they would then be coming to hang out at our place for a while. By his family I mean like, a lot of people, it was a bit embarassing.

    Now days I just walk around the apartment in my boxers all the time and my roommates can just deal.
    My roommate's girlfriend moved in with us for a couple of months at one point. One of my conditions for her moving in was "I'm not going to wear pants in my own apartment."

  • HachfaceHachface Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Will I think you might be right about New England cooks.

    I was going to argue with you about this on the basis that my mother and I are both exceptional cooks, but then I remembered that my mom is from Illinois, and that all my friends' mothers growing up were indeed awful awful cooks.

    My italian gradmother is a great cook and she's from Massachusetts. I am also p. good at preparing food and so am I.

    I forgot about the Italians. Yes they are usually good cooks. The Irish, though. My lord the Irish. ugh.

    Listen to History Lessons With Caleb, Mike & Terry, a podcast for the ill-informed.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    I use to make food so spicy it would make my mouth go numb. I try not to do that as much anymore.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Broccoli and cheese soup does not sound appealing. But I don't really like my soup world and my cheese world to mix.

    Unless we's talking some french onion soup. But that's a whole 'nother animal.

    Cheese soup isn't exactly an exotic concept.

    Yeah, I get that. It just sounds like it'd make you feel bloated and nasty and such.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Broccoli and cheese soup does not sound appealing. But I don't really like my soup world and my cheese world to mix.

    Unless we's talking some french onion soup. But that's a whole 'nother animal.

    Cheese soup isn't exactly an exotic concept.

    Yeah, I get that. It just sounds like it'd make you feel bloated and nasty and such.

    happens with too much cum in too

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