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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

    Oh well.

    Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

    Agreed. But Seth Green is an expert and roller skating and he is into 18 year old girls so he is putting himself in a situation where he'll look better

    are you serious about the being into 18 year old girls part

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    I would fucking love Heely's if they made them in my size

    They do, unless you're like a size 15.

    14. They only go up to 12. :(

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

    Oh well.

    Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

    Agreed. But Seth Green is an expert and roller skating and he is into 18 year old girls so he is putting himself in a situation where he'll look better

    are you serious about the being into 18 year old girls part

    He's tired of dating women who are taller than him so he has to date em young.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

    Oh well.

    Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

    Agreed. But Seth Green is an expert and roller skating and he is into 18 year old girls so he is putting himself in a situation where he'll look better

    are you serious about the being into 18 year old girls part

    He's tired of dating women who are taller than him so he has to date em young.

    18 year olds are usually pretty much fully grown

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

    Oh well.

    Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

    Agreed. But Seth Green is an expert and roller skating and he is into 18 year old girls so he is putting himself in a situation where he'll look better

    are you serious about the being into 18 year old girls part

    He's tired of dating women who are taller than him so he has to date em young.

    18 year olds are usually pretty much fully grown

    Well, you know, it's the youngest he can go.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

    Oh well.

    Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

    Agreed. But Seth Green is an expert and roller skating and he is into 18 year old girls so he is putting himself in a situation where he'll look better

    are you serious about the being into 18 year old girls part

    There's always this creepy part of comic-con where they open up for questions during the Adult Swim panel, and this huge line of barely-legal goth girls fights to get up there to tell Seth how much they love him. It's a weird day when there are no questions at all for Metalocalypse or Venture Brothers, which I think are much better shows.

    And they don't acknowledge that Seth is only one of the people who does the show. They are all "Seth I love Robot Chicken which you make completely on your own please have all my babies so I can be on 16 and pregnant with you"

    That last quote was me. Douchebag was the only one who didn't say yes when I asked.

    Look for me and Scott Kurtz on MTV in a few weeks

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Okay everybody gather round, it's time for today's episode of:
    FlatEric Checks His Email
    Alright, up this morning, let me see if anyone wants to talk to me

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    Huh, 8 messages? That's pretty unusual for this address. Well, better check it out.
    Let's see, let's see
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    Huh, wait, Steam? That's odd, I don't have any support tickets out. And I haven't bought anything today either. Wait, Steam doesn't even HAVE this email address. What's going on?
    Wait, what does that say?
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    HOLY CRAP. Oh man oh man oh man.
    WAIT A SECOND
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    OCTUPLE HOLY CRAP

    This concludes today's episode of "FlatEric Checks His Email" Now, on to the gifts!
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    Oh man, sweet! I have heard a lot of good things about this game, and have been wanting to try it for a while now.
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    Oh man! I've been absolutely dying to play this game. Too bad I haven't played the first, but I've heard they account for that.
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    Burnout! Believe it or not, in the entire time this series has existed I have never played a single game from it. And since I love driving fast and crashing into things, I'm glad I finally get to change that.
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    WOO! Well I guess I'll be able to play the first one after all!
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    In case you can't see it at the bottom there, this is Super Meat Boy! Platformers are awesome, and this one has received a lot of praise, so I'm super happy I get to play it.
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    This game, this game right here. This is one that I've always wanted to try, but would never buy myself. Very much looking forward to puzzling and questing.
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    VVVVVV! The perfect companion to Super Meat Boy, I'm sure I'll be screaming in frustration in no time, and I can hardly wait.
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    Oh snap, a preorder of The Witcher 2! So very fantastic.

    So, the moral of the story is
    ROLO IS AWESOME

    Seriously, thank you so much Rolo, this is amazing! All hopes of a productive winter break have gone out the window and I couldn't be happier.

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    ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uh oh. I think I may have to eat some crow!

    I get home today to this smiling face

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    But I didn't order anything from Amazon? Could this be a thing from a guy on the internet?

    Let's open and see

    *photos removed due to graphic content*

    I got things!

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    Green Lantern the Sinestro Corps War! I have Green Lanterns to read!

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    Green Lantern First Flight on Blu-Ray! I have Green Lanterns to watch!

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    Lodge Logic 5" Cast Iron Skillet! I have Green Lanterns to....cook? Well let's make it Green Eggs to keep the theme going at least.

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    Everything together. It's gonna be a Green Christmas.

    Thank you still Anonymous Satan (A.K. as the Amazon receipt says) I will enjoy this all, once I figure out what to cook in such a tiny skillet! Sorry for hating you a few days ago :P

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I suppose you could make small flapjacks one at a time in such a skillet... or... something

    it is cute at least

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Those little skillets are perfect for breakfast.
    You can fry an egg, then when that's done, toast your bagel/english muffin in the egg grease/butter. Delicious stuff.

    Or make dozens of marble-sized meatballs.

    Don't tell anyone, but I also use mine to smash spices.

    . on
    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I GOT A PACKAGE!

    FROM AMAZON!

    BOUGHT BY FLETCHER OF WEB COMICS FAME!
    (HE MAKES THE BEST WEBCOMIC CALLED ANTICS GO HERE TO READ IT NOW http://www.anticscomic.com/)

    THE PACKAGE CONTAINED THIS:
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    I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS GAME FOR A WHILE! THANKS FLETCHER!

    Glad you like it!

    p.s. there is another bigger package on its way!

    I thought the game would arrive last and be like a bonus gift, but i guess not :P

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sins is really great. I have a friend who, on every school break, tries to get me to play a game of it. We've never made it through our goal game: SLIDERS TO THE MAX.

    It would take weeks

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I got pretty good at Homeworld 2 back in the day. Figured out some cool ambush strategies, had some cool warping behind the enemy as they thought victory was in their grasp moments.

    fun times...

    Also, the OOOOOOOooooommmhh sound effect it made when you would zoom out to the full map remains one of my favourite sound effects ever.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you fags gayin' it up in here?

    Now that you're here we are! :D

    neville on
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Akilae729 is trying to kill me! I got sent Toxic Mold! But it is adorable! Also I can get rid of it with my new SONIC SCREWDRIVER! I also got a bitchen D20 and an anti-vampire gernade! Thanks Akilae729!
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    one of those thing looks like a dildo with a power tool grip.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    2010/12/21 - 08:34 - 15656,USA - Item successfully delivered

    WOO!

    Now all we need is for the guy to post about it!

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Everybody tell Rolo how awesome he is!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    rollerskating is heck of hard. Rollerblading/iceskating is much easier.

    i've never been ice skating but rollerskating is not hard at all!

    Garlic Bread on
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Holy shit. I ordered something from a geeky website on Saturday and it just shipped today.

    Guess it ain't getting there by Christmas, satanee

    Sorry charlie

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    OH YEAH!
    HOLY SHIT I GOT A BOX.
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    AND IT WEIGHS A TON MAYBE ITS FULL OF GOLD!

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    Hmmm, no gold oh well.

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    Nnnn-not on my list, I'm not so sure how to feel about this. God please don't suck.

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    COMPLETE CALVIN AND HOBBES!! FUCK YES!!

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    This is so awesome! Thanks, A duck! You got me a copy of pure greatness, couldn't have picked something better myself.

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    PSN ID : Theidar
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    holy Jesus

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BEST PRESENT EVER!

    Theidar on
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nice!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hey look, a gift note from

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    holy shit duck noice

    I see that occasionally and want it SO BAD

    Rent on
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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hey look, a gift note from

    Oh crap, fixing time

    Theidar on
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    holy shit complete calvin and hobbes

    best gift ever

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    New and confidential post now available. Thanks NaS. Sorry bout that.

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    Wii Friend Code: 0072 4984 2399 2126
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BWANIE WHY ARENT YOU HOME AND POSTING THINGS YET
    JEEZ

    mully on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Came home to a box in the living room waiting for me

    But it was from my parents, who are also awesome, and not my long awaited Satan. The suspense, it kills! :D

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sent my gift by FedEx today. Hope it arrives in California safely.

    As7 on
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    Secret Satan
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2010
    I like giving Calvin and Hobbes because either someone loves it, or they have one. I have yet to give a C&H book and have someone say they don't like them. I can't imagine such a monster exists.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I almost fake posted that it was horrible, but couldn't bring myself to do it.

    Thanks again this is so cool.

    Theidar on
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok, so, to my Satan:

    I am leaving on a long trip tomorrow and may or may not have internet access depending on ATT cell service. I will be back on Dec 27th. If you want to tell me who you might be so I can give you digital kisses for the gifts then send me an email. I believe WAM or Neville know it, it is my twitter username@gmail.

    Kisses.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    On a scale of 1 to Daaaaayuuuum how big would you say Neville's bottom is

    I would say a nine on the Royal Bulsara scale

    Just a nine? Ouch :(

    Also spent $200 shipping, but 10 people got or are getting cookies from me (7 are forumers)
    wee :D

    My Secret Satan gifts are shipped.
    And I'm going out of town tomorrow, so I likely won't be online (much) until the 27th when I return, so mods leave this open until then maybe? <3
    kthx

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Once my santee get the package (on the 23rd) I am going to post how it got there, the UPS tracking is convoluted in so many ways.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    guys

    there is an unopened gummi bear bag right next to me

    just a half pounder

    its like the fourth bag in a week.

    i want to open it so bad

    but i know i shouldnt

    right?




    right?

    Nogs on
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also i will be out of town from the night of the 23rd to the night of the 27th. so if it gets delivered and i don't post, that is why.

    Nogs on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    On a scale of 1 to Daaaaayuuuum how big would you say Neville's bottom is

    I would say a nine on the Royal Bulsara scale

    Just a nine? Ouch :(

    you're missing one of the key elements for a ten
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    On a scale of 1 to Daaaaayuuuum how big would you say Neville's bottom is

    I would say a nine on the Royal Bulsara scale

    Just a nine? Ouch :(

    Also spent $200 shipping, but 10 people got or are getting cookies from me (7 are forumers)
    wee :D

    My Secret Satan gifts are shipped.
    And I'm going out of town tomorrow, so I likely won't be online (much) until the 27th when I return, so mods leave this open until then maybe? <3
    kthx

    sorry we weren't able to meet up on monday :(
    I'll buy you a few drinks to make up for the shipping some time :)

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