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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    See, I have to cope with just single baby juggling henry.

    oh well, maybe next time.

    ummm

    no

    Haha

    Hahahahaha

    Heh...Haha...

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    watching other peoples kids grow up is a good way of measuring the collapse of your own life

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If I had a few wishes one of them would be to make everyone have kids with someone of a different ethnicity.

    All the sexy people.

    I support this.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    I don't know how to feel about having kids. Little people with my gigantic nose, I couldn't do that to them.

    Thank the heavens I don't have to think about that stuff yet. You guys are old.

    Ahahaha that is a hilarious image. I'm sure they'd grow into it.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wanna name my kid Tiberius Claudius Nero Germanicus

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If I had a few wishes one of them would be to make everyone have kids with someone of a different ethnicity.

    All the sexy people.

    I knew one day having this article bookmarked would come in handy

    http://www.racialicious.com/2010/03/02/mixed-kids-are-not-prettier-blowing-up-hybrid-vigour/

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If I had a few wishes one of them would be to make everyone have kids with someone of a different ethnicity.

    All the sexy people.

    Until all that's left is a bunch of sexy grey people
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    watching other peoples kids grow up is a good way of measuring the collapse of your own life

    Everyone I know is married and/or having kids

    Especially you, FAQ

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    watching other peoples kids grow up is a good way of measuring the collapse of your own life

    basically

    my little cousin was born when i was about 10 or 11

    now he's almost 15

    he can almost legally drive (with an adult in the car)!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am the most married and have had 8 kids while we've been having this conversation

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    I don't know how to feel about having kids. Little people with my gigantic nose, I couldn't do that to them.

    Thank the heavens I don't have to think about that stuff yet. You guys are old.

    Ahahaha that is a hilarious image. I'm sure they'd grow into it.

    My nose seriously is a gigantic beaky thing. Think of the children Liiya, think of the children! I can't do that to another living being.

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This forum is full of old coots

    I'm actually 12.

    tastypastry on
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    watching other peoples kids grow up is a good way of measuring the collapse of your own life

    Everyone I know is married and/or having kids

    Especially you, FAQ

    I have no plans of doing either of those things.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If I submit a correction to a nationally published crossword puzzle, do I have to commit ritual suicide with a souvenir Mensa pen or something?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    watching other peoples kids grow up is a good way of measuring the collapse of your own life

    basically

    my little cousin was born when i was about 10 or 11

    now he's almost 15

    he can almost legally drive (with an adult in the car)!

    sorry that post seemed like it was just something I was saying

    it was intended to be directed squarely at you
    naw

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I think

    the key to being sexy..

    is to look good

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    I don't know how to feel about having kids. Little people with my gigantic nose, I couldn't do that to them.

    Thank the heavens I don't have to think about that stuff yet. You guys are old.

    Ahahaha that is a hilarious image. I'm sure they'd grow into it.

    My nose seriously is a gigantic beaky thing. Think of the children Liiya, think of the children! I can't do that to another living being.

    Nothing wrong with a beaky nose, they add character to the face!

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    watching other peoples kids grow up is a good way of measuring the collapse of your own life

    Everyone I know is married and/or having kids

    Especially you, FAQ

    I have no plans of doing either of those things.

    Watch out for cute boys. I thought maybe in my 30s I'd get married...

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    I don't know how to feel about having kids. Little people with my gigantic nose, I couldn't do that to them.

    Thank the heavens I don't have to think about that stuff yet. You guys are old.

    Ahahaha that is a hilarious image. I'm sure they'd grow into it.

    My nose seriously is a gigantic beaky thing. Think of the children Liiya, think of the children! I can't do that to another living being.

    gonzo.jpg

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    my goal is to turn into a woman and seduce faq then reveal that it was crwth all along so that he kills himself

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    like a darker bugs bunny prank

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    watching other peoples kids grow up is a good way of measuring the collapse of your own life

    Everyone I know is married and/or having kids

    Especially you, FAQ

    I have no plans of doing either of those things.

    Watch out for cute boys. I thought maybe in my 30s I'd get married...

    Hahaha

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My wife wants two kids, a boy and a girl. I'd rather just have to deal with two boys.

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    I don't know how to feel about having kids. Little people with my gigantic nose, I couldn't do that to them.

    Thank the heavens I don't have to think about that stuff yet. You guys are old.

    Ahahaha that is a hilarious image. I'm sure they'd grow into it.

    My nose seriously is a gigantic beaky thing. Think of the children Liiya, think of the children! I can't do that to another living being.

    gonzo.jpg

    Accurate! Now I'm too afraid to post a picture.

    Wiet on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I feel if you want to be sexually desirable

    you have to appear attractive to the opposite sex

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This forum is full of old coots

    I'm actually 12.

    Oh Langly...
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    my goal is to turn into a woman and seduce faq then reveal that it was crwth all along so that he kills himself

    And then Jeph Jacques can write it into his shoujo fantasy.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet post a picture of your sexy nose

    right now

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    I don't know how to feel about having kids. Little people with my gigantic nose, I couldn't do that to them.

    Thank the heavens I don't have to think about that stuff yet. You guys are old.

    Ahahaha that is a hilarious image. I'm sure they'd grow into it.

    My nose seriously is a gigantic beaky thing. Think of the children Liiya, think of the children! I can't do that to another living being.

    Wiet I have nostrils like the engine intakes on a fighter jet

    Beak noses are adorable

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet wrote: »

    Accurate! Now I'm too afraid to post a picture.

    Pfft

    PM me your nose.


    Huh, I never thought I'd type that.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet I also have a big nose

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    my goal is to turn into a woman and seduce faq then reveal that it was crwth all along so that he kills himself

    And then Jeph Jacques can write it into his shoujo fantasy.

    my dreams

    they are coming true

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    watching other peoples kids grow up is a good way of measuring the collapse of your own life

    Everyone I know is married and/or having kids

    Especially you, FAQ

    I have no plans of doing either of those things.

    Watch out for cute boys. I thought maybe in my 30s I'd get married...

    I doubt there is a man or woman who can convince me that it's a worthwhile investment. Unless they are loaded. Then I might give it a shot.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    cam whore threaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    To be fair I don't really have a mugshot detailling the enormous thing hanging on my face. This'll do. Camwhore thread go!
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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »

    Accurate! Now I'm too afraid to post a picture.

    Pfft

    PM me your nose.


    Huh, I never thought I'd type that.

    And so Liiya begins amassing a giant database of forumer nose pictures.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Both Wiet and FAQ should circulate their noses on the PM underground

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    pftthhaa

    you think that's a big nose

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I consciously avoid the marriage conversation because I feel like I should meet/have met someone by now and haven't even dated since frehsman year of college.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    To be fair I don't really have a mugshot detailling the enormous thing hanging on my face. This'll do. Camwhore thread go!
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    Pfft, that's an awesome nose.

    And I've seen lots of noses in my time

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