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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Man...


    I want a lackey.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sal wrote: »
    Sal wrote: »
    It's too late Bear I already consider you are regular poster

    one of the normals

    N-no!

    Come on in

    the water's... average

    Hmmm alright I guess.

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sal wrote: »
    Sal wrote: »
    It's too late Bear I already consider you are regular poster

    one of the normals

    N-no!

    Come on in

    the water's... average

    Hmmm alright I guess.

    You are too trusting, there are piranhas in that water.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sal you wouldn't lie to me about the safety of this water, would you?

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    sal is las backwards. Think about that...

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Man...


    I want a lackey.

    Take leadership for your next feat then.

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Man, my posts today were awful. I am going to sleep.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    We gettin' assigned poster buddies in here now?

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    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Man...


    I want a lackey.

    look, some of us have been here a lot longer than you have and still ain't got nuthin'

    you're just gonna have to wait your turn

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Maybe I deserve one now

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Or, maybe we consolidate. Dich, you're Sassori's lacky on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays as well as every other Sunday.

    Ont he opposite days, Sassori is my lacky.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Melding. Get your ass out of Detroit and down to D.C. so I can show you what I think of your suggestion.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    YAY TOMMY


    YAY

    y-yay!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm not in Detroit! Now i need go to there to punch Langly in his stupid face!

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    I'm not in Detroit! Now i need go to there to punch Langly in his stupid face!

    Better bring a ladder.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh right, he's taller then America's first president.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I think I heard that from somewhere...

    Oh. Right.

    Every freaking person at Mount Vernon.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Man...


    I want a lackey.

    Read this as 'I want a hickey'

    And i thought

    Yeah

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Man...


    I want a lackey.

    Read this as 'I want a hickey'

    And i thought

    Yeah

    Oh yeah?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hey Karl, come here a minute.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    YEAH

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    Hey Karl, come here a minute.

    Aww yeaah

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    Hey Karl, come here a minute.

    Aww yeaah

    Video chat.


    Right now.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    hickeys are pretty gross though

    like i am down for lots of kinds of kissing

    but like suckling on my neck while i read aloud from charlotte's web?

    not that sexy

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    hickeys are pretty gross though

    like i am down for lots of kinds of kissing

    but like suckling on my neck while i read aloud from charlotte's web?

    not that sexy

    What...what the hell kind of hickeys are you getting?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    That's alarmingly specific.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hey now swill.

    You can get a hickey while reading other books too.

    Melding on
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    hickeys are pretty gross though

    like i am down for lots of kinds of kissing

    but like suckling on my neck while i read aloud from charlotte's web?

    not that sexy

    What...what the hell kind of hickeys are you getting?

    Perhaps more important, who is giving you hickeys?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Blind wrote: »
    Full Fledged lurker .. oh wait

    Oops!

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The Rude Father Figure - Lose a game of online poker right at moment of climax

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't get to tell me what to do

    no one does

    ever

    Unless you force me to go back in time to murder your parent figure and then kidnap you to a forest where I'd boss you around by picking up sticks but then yelling at you for not picking up leaves like I asked.

    Well shit, look at that, you done gone and become a regular poster...

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    most girls lookin right some lookin a mess
    that's why they spilling drinks all over ya dress
    but Louis Vuitton bras all over your breasts
    got me wanting to put hickies all over ya chest-ahh

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    they served us m+m s once in grade school, in this little plastic cups

    and i got board and sucked on it

    gave myself this HUGE hickey on my face

    just all over my mouth

    it looked like a very exact bruise

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I try to remember to do a once over before any liaisons and I part ways to check for hickeys. It's embarrassing if I miss one and someone else notices it.

    A little awkward in the middle of Harris Teeter.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i'm going to start calling my intimacy partners liabilities

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    i'm going to start calling my intimacy partners liabilities

    Yes. Do this.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    i'm going to start calling my intimacy partners liabilities

    Yes. Do this.

    i will, i'm quite fond of it actually

    Swill on
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    i'm going to start calling my intimacy partners liabilities

    Yes. Do this.

    i will, i'm quite fond of it actually

    Well...I'm fond of...your face.

    So there.

    Shut-up.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    And Sassori slides in with a hard won victory!

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