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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I might've just applied to be his social media intern for the summer
    Just pray he's still alive/not in a psych ward by then

    Pff

    I don't care if he's alive or sane

    I just want the job

    Straightzi on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    No matter what he's done, how crazy he gets, or how mediocre his sitcom is, Charlie is still okay by me for doing both Hot Shots movies and both Major League movies.

    The Geek on
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The 7 Best Warlock Insults From Charlie Sheen’s Latest and Greatest Sheen’s Korner

    7. Insulting You, Sheen’s Korner Viewers
    “Now that I have your lazy f*cking attention, world, sit back and rejoice for the mouth of a messiah, the Count of Calabasas, the f*cking warlock of your jealous face sits before you, undigested hummus, trading real estate for this fire dance.”

    6. Insulting the…Legless?
    “I beg you all to stay glued to this raven-wise, Gibson-shredding, napalm poet before you — alone and unshackled as the desperate cries of the soon-forgotten echo freely in my lair, directing my gaze to their silly and sad, legless and dying heartbeats.”

    5. Insulting CBS (I Think)
    “Can slabs of jaundiced gorilla pelts fill the plates of those clowns and nabobs. Oh, how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude. Now they just beg for the keys to my gold.”

    4. Insulting His CBS/Warner Bros. Enemies
    “Here is my unwanted guest list, the names slightly altered to keep their stems from polluting my magic daiquiri or even worse, stealing my favorite pony — a pony named Steve, his orange mane painted blue. Blue, like the evening sky as he gallops into their basement to acquire the ancient flatware and the rotting cheeseboard covered in the mold of their moral dysentery.”

    3. Insulting Les Moonves, CBS Corp. Chief
    “Less Than Goonves. Part scoundrel. Part my hair to the side. ‘Screw Les,’ I proclaimed. Or better yet, screw more! You gave me your word, so in turn, you gave me nothing. It must really suck being your missus, the promise of getting something — yet receiving nothing. […] Sizzle! Losing! Bye!”

    2. Insulting Bruce Rosenblum, Warner Bros. Television Group President
    Bruce Daisy n’ Wilt. Shame on you, you much-shorter-than-average fool and shame on your invalid attempts to shellgame this grand magician. My crew now knows the truth and yes, that is all of their fists pounding on your paper-thin chamber door. They now lead with proof of your sordid hypocrisy and yellow spine tactics. […] Must really suck being you. The pulp of fiction suits you well.

    1. Insulting Chuck Lorre, Two and a Half Men Creator and CBS Nemesis
    “Hiya, Chuckie Cheeseball. Where ya hiding, silly clown? Behind your narcissism? Your greed? Your hatred of yourself or women? […] I see you behind your desperate desire to be liked. ‘Forget love — that ship sailed when you were born,’ to use one of your stupid and unfunny jokes. Good luck with those tin cans, Shitbrain, in the mush mouth of some pathetic carcass you so arrogantly attempt to trade out for this warlock.”

    http://www.movieline.com/2011/03/the-7-best-warlock-insults-from-charlie-sheens-latest-and-greatest-sheens-korner-1.php

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    For the more classically inclined of the Social Entropists, I make an offering:
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    Alas, poor Charlie!

    I knew him, but not really:

    a fellow of infinite lust, of most excellent cocaine:

    he hath gone bareback a thousand times;

    and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

    my gorge *vrrruuppglumph* at it.

    Here hung those lips that have kissed ass-to-mouth I know not how oft.

    Where be your Astroglide(TM) now? your gambling? your bongs?

    your flashes of genitalia, that were wont to set the precinct on a roar?

    Not one now, to mock your own grinning?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Xehalus wrote: »
    The 7 Best Warlock Insults From Charlie Sheen’s Latest and Greatest Sheen’s Korner

    5. Insulting CBS (I Think)
    “Can slabs of jaundiced gorilla pelts fill the plates of those clowns and nabobs. Oh, how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude. Now they just beg for the keys to my gold.”

    Oh My God.

    Zonugal on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    are those real things he said? that sounds like Bioware "crazy mage" filler speech

    you know, some Tiax shit

    Tossrock on
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Those were off his last ustream vid.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtMSvZ7Mwow

    Xehalus on
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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i..i don't even..

    he said all that? i coulden't even get through the first two.

    bwanie on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    He is a beautiful man-god

    Straightzi on
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    AceFantasticAceFantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    probably already posted but it's good enough to deserve another posting

    http://twitter.com/#!/normmacdonald/status/43008236504358912

    oh and this too

    http://twitter.com/#!/SarahKSilverman/status/43209509358936064

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Have you guys seen these yet:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons

    Straightzi on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I am a sad panda that I have not received even a chuckle. Not my best work, but still....

    Darth Waiter on
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    MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Reading his quotes is far better than listening to him ramble. I'd love for him to start writing poetry.

    MViking on
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    ALifeCalledKarmaALifeCalledKarma Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    MViking wrote: »
    Reading his quotes is far better than listening to him ramble. I'd love for him to start writing poetry.

    You mean you haven't seen this? I thought somebody already posted it.

    The Selected Poetry of Charlie Sheen

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    I shall die at the top."
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i beat my wife back and forth

    crwth on
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    risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ALifeCalledKarma wrote: »
    MViking wrote: »
    Reading his quotes is far better than listening to him ramble. I'd love for him to start writing poetry.

    You mean you haven't seen this? I thought somebody already posted it.

    The Selected Poetry of Charlie Sheen

    Oh my god.
    I.D. Blues
    By Charlie Sheen

    "Excuse me, aren't you...?"
    "Hey, you look just like..."
    "Oh my God, that's..."
    "Sorry to interrupt your dinner, but aren't you..."
    "Look, I never do this, but, my wife thinks you're..."
    "My friend is so convinced that you're..."
    "I'm so embarrassed, but, aren't you...?"
    "I know you must be tired of this, but..."
    "WAIT!!"
    All eyes held in stare, all mouths locked open in shock, as he pulled the latex Charlie Sheen mask from his head, revealing the rotted skull of President Lincoln.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    it....what?

    what?!

    Bedigunz on
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    if Charlie Sheen killed the goddesses and ate them live on the internet, i wouldn't be surprised.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    reminder that Charlie Sheen beat his wife and likely beats the women he's currently with

    bree olsen actually is likely into that kill the planet

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Charlie Sheen is acting kinda the way I was when my bi-polar disorder finally 'clicked' and I realized oh shit my life doesn't have to suck

    except he's acting the way I would have if I had millions of dollars, two girlfriends, and the media paying attention to every fucked up thing I said.

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    reminder that Charlie Sheen beat his wife and likely beats the women he's currently with

    this time they like it tho, so it's ok

    Mysst on
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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    someone quote that with mysst's sig i'm too lazy

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    I am a sad panda that I have not received even a chuckle. Not my best work, but still....
    Well, I really liked it a lot

    Buncha philisheens around here

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    Buncha philisheens around here

    LET THIS POST STAND,

    AS A MONUMENT

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Damn

    That I.D Blues

    Sheen is the Hemmingway of our generation

    Solar on
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    MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That poetry is pretty neat, but I wonder what it would it be like if he wrote more now that he's reached untold levels of "enlightenment"

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    bree olson once walked around in public with cum on her face

    truly

    a goddess

    crwth on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    you act like youv'e never done that, crwth

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    doin it right now actually

    hello world

    crwth on
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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It's hard not to really unless you shower like five times a day

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    nah

    just have to keep your head on a swivel, and have good reaction time.

    mcp on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    No matter what he's done, how crazy he gets, or how mediocre his sitcom is, Charlie is still okay by me for doing both Hot Shots movies and both Major League movies.
    EAGLE RIVER?!

    Xaquin on
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    MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I would kill for another Hot Shots movie or Major League movie.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I can't get angry at Charlie Sheen. There is no way I can even dispute his state of living right now. He's rich, famous, banging two women and saying whatever he wants.

    He is living in a personal Valhalla.

    Zonugal on
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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I can't get angry at Charlie Sheen. There is no way I can even dispute his state of living right now. He's rich, famous, banging two women and saying whatever he wants.

    He is living in a personal Valhalla.

    But is he eating whole chunks of butter?
    That's what I'd like to know.

    jippee on
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    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jippee wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I can't get angry at Charlie Sheen. There is no way I can even dispute his state of living right now. He's rich, famous, banging two women and saying whatever he wants.

    He is living in a personal Valhalla.

    But is he eating whole chunks of butter?
    That's what I'd like to know.

    He is probably producing whole chunks of butter through will power alone.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    MViking wrote: »
    I would kill for another Hot Shots movie or Major League movie.

    ML4 is in the works, with everyone but the dude who played the vet in movie 1 then the coach in movie 2 on board. In fact, that's been a sticking point. There was a quote from Sheen about how he really wants him involved with the project.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    he's gone off the deep end that's for sure.

    i'm guessing full blown psychosis is but a mere few weeks away.

    it could get ugly. like dead people ugly.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I doubt he's going to kill people since Mark Cuban is writing his checks now.

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Goose! wrote: »
    MViking wrote: »
    I would kill for another Hot Shots movie or Major League movie.

    ML4 is in the works, with everyone but the dude who played the vet in movie 1 then the coach in movie 2 on board. In fact, that's been a sticking point. There was a quote from Sheen about how he really wants him involved with the project.

    I don't think I ever even realized there was a Major League 3...

    That plot synopsis is something.

    LTM on
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