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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    tynic wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    lets just all agree that wiping back to front is a crime punishable by death

    well, it's a crime punishable by urinary tract infection, that's for sure.

    whether that's a fate worse than death depends on your perspective, I suspect.

    only if you have a vagina

    a dude would have to work really damn hard to get poop in his urethra

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    when i broke my right hand, i had to think about dumb shit like this too

    stand and wipe

    boosh

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i wonder if anyone ever just dropped their pants when pissing in a public urinal

    just stood really far back

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    also my recommendation is hot shower post-poop

    all the time

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bidets own

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    lets just all agree that wiping back to front is a crime punishable by death

    well, it's a crime punishable by urinary tract infection, that's for sure.

    whether that's a fate worse than death depends on your perspective, I suspect.

    only if you have a vagina

    a dude would have to work really damn hard to get poop in his urethra

    just really workin it in there

    yeah, use some elbow grease and get down deep in that mine shaft

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i wonder if anyone ever just dropped their pants when pissing in a public urinal

    just stood really far back

    I've walked in on this a few times

    usually kids

    once a hobo

    once a mentally handicapped person

    it's all right here in my bathroom people-watching journal

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    People standing to wipe is blowing my mind. Like whyyyy?

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    there is immediate satisfaction in being able to turn around and see what you did

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't even know how you'd wipe when you sit

    also what beasteh said


    behold my works and despair

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am going to continue to ignore everyone that says they stand when they wipe

    la la la la la la can't hear you

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    oh my god do you guys realise we have this argument in every single poop thread? It is mindboggling.


    (maybe this is the reason poop threads are disallowed).

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    DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I installed a $40 bidet attachment to my toilet. It is awesome.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    brb going to Odiums to poop

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    tynic wrote: »
    oh my god do you guys realise we have this argument in every single poop thread? It is mindboggling.


    (maybe this is the reason poop threads are disallowed).

    yes, but how do you feel about tipping and which pocket a man should keep his wallet in?

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i guess the standing/sitting thing is like this

    you only do it one way

    and until right now you never even considered that the other way existed

    but it does

    and half your friends are doing it

    Mind blown.

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i wonder if anyone ever just dropped their pants when pissing in a public urinal

    just stood really far back

    I've walked in on this a few times

    usually kids

    once a hobo

    once a mentally handicapped person

    it's all right here in my bathroom people-watching journal

    One of the worst things I ever saw was an elderly gent pulling up his pants after taking a massive dump on a street corner as we drove past.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i would worry about pooping on the bidet and then the poop water would go everywhere

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    How do you wipe sitting down

    wouldn't that get messy

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Just rock your arse to the side and reach under.

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Here, I'm going to revolutionize your butt wiping methods

    wipe..... sideways.

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I will also reaffirm that I was the originator of the poop thread

    and it was glorious

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Crashmo wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    oh my god do you guys realise we have this argument in every single poop thread? It is mindboggling.


    (maybe this is the reason poop threads are disallowed).

    yes, but how do you feel about tipping and which pocket a man should keep his wallet in?

    wallet = crotch pocket

    just poking out of the zipper, also insouciant-like.

    (this is also how I tip).

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I wipe standing up. My hand will never crush the threshold of the toilet while it has poop in it.

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    DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    brb going to Odiums to poop

    You're welcome to it, it will be waiting for you next time you're here.

    And you can't poop on the bidet, there's a switch to turn it on and control the pressure, the nozzle is hidden until you mess with the switch.

    EDIT: Oh, and I made a poop thread in D&D once, and it went on a lot longer than I expected.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I don't wipe sitting down or standing
    I do this half squat thing.

    Am I alone?

    Hope you found a solution, Whippy

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    notice the trend here

    'how do you wipe xxxx

    wouldn't that get xxxx'

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DHS Odium wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    brb going to Odiums to poop

    You're welcome to it, it will be waiting for you next time you're here.

    And you can't poop on the bidet, there's a switch to turn it on and control the pressure, the nozzle is hidden until you mess with the switch.

    EDIT: Oh, and I made a poop thread in D&D once, and it went on a lot longer than I expected.

    livin in the future

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    skettios wrote: »
    I don't wipe sitting down or standing
    I do this half squat thing.

    Am I alone?

    Hope you found a solution, Whippy
    I wanted to ask whether this means that you don't wipe at all, but then I realized what kind of a question this is.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    skettios wrote: »
    I don't wipe sitting down or standing
    I do this half squat thing.

    Am I alone?

    Hope you found a solution, Whippy
    I wanted to ask whether this means that you don't wipe at all, but then I realized what kind of a question this is.

    ahaha
    I'm prone to UTIs, I probably wipe more than most people

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am king wipe! No one wipes more than me!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    squatting is really the only way to wipe that makes sense to me

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i get around all of this by never pooping

    five years and going strong

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    insouciant is a word that needs to be used more often

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Crashmo wrote: »
    yes, but how do you feel about tipping and which pocket a man should keep his wallet in?

    Anything valuable should be kept in the inside pockets of your jacket.

    If your jacket doesn't have sufficient inside pockets, then FU, buy a better jacket, or get more pockets added to your current one, either solution is acceptable.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Someone asked how the blind know when they're done wiping.

    Am I to understand that there are people that look at their bumwad after each wipe, to check it?

    Gross.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    how else do you check for blood/corn

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You wipe until it is dry.

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    FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Marceline's Henchman Land of OooRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ashcroft do you have a problem with skidmarks

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